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eruzayne: Nalu- Gryffindor. AHHH IS ANYONE ELSE A HUGE POTTER HEAD AND NALU SHIPPER. I freaking love both of these franchises (unfortunately neither belong to me) but this fanart does. I can imagine Lucy being in any of the houses except slytherine and
numahachi: phantomrose96: mabel-but-slytherin: bluemurderguitarbunny: i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan*clears throat*we are Malachite now. WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE
tabiturtle: i will never forget the Harley Quinn cosplayer that sat behind me during an O.W.Ls exam at a con and singlehandedly wiped the floor of everyone else with her HP trivia knowledge giving Slytherin house a ton of points. at the very end of the
whitegirlsaintshit: mariahraemonroe: clara-the-slytherin-graduate: lolwhyyoumaddoe: heartnovaxiii: a-polite-melody: letsplaysocialjustice: gotinterest: This article made me never want to read anything ever again. why are cishets like this
emmyiskhaleesi: “Slytherins can’t be brave,” Please allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black, and his storyline which was so conveniently left out of the movies.
Pottermore Quiz
chasing-slytherin: The look of sheer, “I wonder what I’ll do next” gets me. I love this.
centrlperk: Monica » Slytherin Monica is competitive, ambitious, resourceful and very determined. She loved winning “now you’re marrying me you don’t get to win anymore" and she won often. When faced with a task she weighs the pros
a-little-more-me-needed: scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen. Hufflepuff wins
doctorhuwnicorn: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that
slythergin: slytherin-elsa: My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST
I told Nick I bet Sherlock would’ve been a Slytherin and he had this"…wow" kind of look on his face. Him and my friend won’t stop laughing at me now. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Those two fucking wow nerds
come as you are, as you were, as I want you to be
southcarolinadove: slythergin: slytherin-elsa: My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS
808s-and-disco-face:urbancatfitters: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: urbancatfitters: everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment What,
accioryden: supermegafoxyawesomegleek: bloodoftheenemyforciblytaken: thevanishingcabinet: To all my Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors and fellow Slytherins:Are you ready? This killed me. NO I AM NOT READY And now I’m crying excuse
devilsmadvocate: i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two. so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm
manasaysay: disneyskellington: The fact that the Harry Potter cast is still so involved with the franchise makes me sO EMOTIONAL He could’ve just asked the Hat to put him in Slytherin. Geez Tom, don’t you know anything about Harry Potter?
oh-my-fancan: accio-shitpost: fred: hey do you know anyone who can teach me how to play the trumpet ron: why fred: i wanna wander around the dungeons and annoy the slytherins harry: technically you don’t actually need to know how to play it for that
azuila: remember when hermione locked rita skeeter in a jar for a bit
hogwartshousesincorrectquotes: Ravenclaw: The human body is 70% water. So we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety.Slytherin: Excuse me, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I’m more like an anxiety pickle.
resoundinmyhead: a-little-more-me-needed: scottishshortbread: kmykmykmy: Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen. Hufflepuff wins it’s bACK
lunar-lavender: slytherin-magic: badwolfkaily: “Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!”
officialeridanampora: i was talking to my friend the other day about pottermore and i was like “yeah i got slytherin at first but that pissed me off so i made fake accounts and took the test over and over again to try and get ravenclaw, and eventually
lizzymoss: dailysturner: new still of Sophie Turner in Another Me #slytherin lily evans au tbh
belislythindor: Spare Me by *arriku “Because along with being a faux Death Eater, Voldemort’s right hand man, Order of Phoenix Member, Dumbledore’s right hand man, Potions Master, The Half-Blood Prince, Slytherin Head of House, Master Occlumens
dontgetwisewithme: slutty-feminist: avada kedavra I feel a Harry Potter pun coming on. You can enchant me with your spell? No, not good enough. How about you can Dumbledore my Slytherin. That’s better. More like wingardium leviosa
malfoy-the-slytherin-king: Acting never was about the money for me… Maybe in 10 years, I’ll be able to appreciate the fact that I am financially stable and independent and I don’t have to make bad choices. I can be very picky.
snuffles05: clara-the-slytherin-graduate: lolwhyyoumaddoe: heartnovaxiii: a-polite-melody: letsplaysocialjustice: gotinterest: This article made me never want to read anything ever again. why are cishets like this “Girls’ defence mechanisms
utopiafandoms: I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour
slytherinlacu: Or Maybe in Slytherin; a mix of ambition, badassery, and beats that would play in the common room. ✘ do me a favour - arctic monkeys | bad blood - bastille | glory and gore - lorde | battle born - the killers | i’m not your hero
draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin: Being on tumblr for so long gave me this weird and awkward sense of humor that really no one gets.
mabel-but-slytherin: Guys, this part of the trailer for Stanchurian Candidate has me freaked out. Look at that expression, it’s clearly Stan’s goofing with Mabel face, but he’s not goofing with Mabel. He’s talking about dangerous things that’s
cosmicpines: mabel-but-slytherin: Guys, this part of the trailer for Stanchurian Candidate has me freaked out. Look at that expression, it’s clearly Stan’s goofing with Mabel face, but he’s not goofing with Mabel. He’s talking about dangerous
yoniyummy: jruerueyoumeshe: jazmindanielle: fapkins: slytherin into your husband’s car like lmao, her weave is on point though Can I just have her plssssssss she is giving me naomi
utopiafandoms:I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons
