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tarynel: liposucction: Today I saw this girl I fought in high school she sliced my shoulder in like 2012 and I still have the scar tell me how I still wanted to fuck her up in 2016……. You a thug lol It’s a nigga that I last fought in the
denisefromoffgrovestreet: kingwolfzki: 😂😂💀💀💀 😂😂😂 I almost threw up when they sliced that shit
bite-my-titty: msg2theworld: angelic-red: itskyalenotkyle: Getting. It THE LIL UZI SHOULDER THOUGH!😂😂😂 My guy prolly got bout 6 slices of red velvet or strawberry cake up in em, because I KNOW they cooked! 😂 You already know! lol
vastderp: more pics here She got torn up by a boat propeller off New South Wales in 2001 and proceeded to walk it off. Swim it off. Whatever. The scars from the propeller slices healed ~20cm deep down her back and across her tail fluke. Since then,
crossconnectmag: FFO Art: Disecting the Feminine The mysterious Russian illustrator & collage artist, known only as FFO Art, plays mad med student slicing & stitching idealized, retro pin-up images of women, peeling back their skin to reveal
frostytrans: jessthesissystar-sissytwinkcd: ghostcollectormentality: “OK, baby….I paid for the pizza delivery…. I’m gonna go get cleaned up. Save me a slice of pepperoni!”(via ghostcollectormentality)(via jessthesissystar-sissytwinkcd)
coralus: Animation COMPLETE!!Bonus some funny scenes from the animation ww I don’t know how to explain why and what they’re doing, and since Drift there was blushing while he tries to slice Rodimus, you can make up your own story for it (;^q^)=3
maruuji: "We'll slice it up and eat it with bread. Mnheehee"
taraemory: How about another Slice of Cherry Pie?” Introducing my BRAND NEW Cherry Pie video which just went up on my clips4sale site, in glorious 1920 x 1080 HD. Also will soon grace my member’s site when I do an update tonight. It’s messy,
theoutli3r:imgonnamakeachange:Bloating. It happens to everyone. Me when I got up this morning VS me after 5 hours of yoga and two slices of deep dish pizza in Chicago. Did you know your muscles retain water after working out which actually makes you more
leobear73: Bacon Bombs:1 can (8ct.) Pillsbury Grands FlakyLayers BiscuitsCubed Mozzarella Cheese (1-1″ cubeper Bomb)2 lbs. of Bacon (1 slice per Bomb)SticksOil for frying (I used Canola)Directions:Cube up the Cheese, and cut eachBiscuit into fourths.
xlilyandsallyna: rawrboo245: SHUT CHO BITCH ASS UP! I hate when teachers pull this stunt! SLICE A BITCH. THEN WHATS THE PONT OF A FREAKIN BELL? YOUR UGLY GTFO.
sincitymilfjj:forbiddenamber:mrsdarkbl69:Ohhhh dammmm 😲😲🤔🤔😁😁And you can still eat the cucumber after 😉 extra juicy!! 💦💦🤤🤤And the best part is slicing it up for the family’s salad that evening… Tee-hee…😈😈👄👄
thetimesinbetween: ben-v99: systlin: weavemama: HER NAME IS DANICA ROEM AND I REALLY WANT THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN PLEASE DANICA ROEM SERVIN UP A SLICE OF KARMA FOR THAT ASS GO BABY SHE WON HER PRIMARY, Y’ALL.
burningangel: I could always use a slice of what Chloe Carter‘s serving up 😍🍑More at BurningAngel.com
alanahikarichan: saucefactory: thegirlinthesnogbox: Shut up annd bounce - Dostana opening song Allow me to educate you, my non-Indian friends. This slice of 100% prime beefcake is known as John Abraham, and he’s a Bollywood actor whose movies I clearly
i was also so high last night, i put a slice of pizza in the oven to heat up cuz i hate microwaved pizza. but it backfired cuz the paq was coma paq and i fell asleep within like five minutes and thirty minutes later the smoke alarm in my house goes off
benepla: WHY YOU SHOULD GO WATCH WADJDA RIGHT NOW IMMIDIETLY takes place in saudi arabia all characters muslim really, really well written. it’s essentially a slice-of-life comedy about a 10-year-old-girl trying to save up enough money to buy a bike,
biscuit-bra: wickedbitchofthewestcoast: mira-of-sassgard: iamthepureblindraven: malfoycat: stephenhawqueen: a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay neville: *messes up his potion* gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices
calligraphy-sins: ben-v99: systlin: weavemama: HER NAME IS DANICA ROEM AND I REALLY WANT THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN PLEASE DANICA ROEM SERVIN UP A SLICE OF KARMA FOR THAT ASS GO BABY @counter-productive-reptile
peniseide: 4mysquad: Another Day, Another Sickening New Video of Police Brutality Watch two of NYPD’s finest beat a black man (with his hands up in surrender) for *allegedly stealing 2 slices of pizza A disturbing video taken in New York
lunarbaboon:New comic on Webtoons! https://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/lunarbaboon/ep-413-grow-up/viewer?title_no=523&episode_no=414
strategicgoat: thetimesinbetween: ben-v99: systlin: weavemama: HER NAME IS DANICA ROEM AND I REALLY WANT THIS TO FUCKING HAPPEN PLEASE DANICA ROEM SERVIN UP A SLICE OF KARMA FOR THAT ASS GO BABY SHE WON HER PRIMARY, Y’ALL. @crestforte GET
letshearitforthisclown: *wakes up to find myself strapped down on a table with buzzsaw about to slowly slice me down the middle* wow. cringe
kramergate: i was slicing fruit for a salad and i asked my sister if i should cube them and she said “we all die so do whatever you want. we all end up in a pit so cube those mangoes sure”
vaportea:depsidase:the notes of this post are absolute comedy gold
rochichan: I made up this Slice of Life AU where they all attend a regular high school and just dumb, fun stuff happen. (the last pic is a “test of courage” haha)
defiantly-yourss: defiantly-yourss: Unwrapping a present early. And by unwrapping I mean slicing open.. With @vanerotica Last night I got all wrapped up in pallet wrap and then threatened with a knife and let me tell you, that’s pretty intense!
Anyone who thinks self harm is for attention should try waking up every day, wishing you'd died in the night. Hating every inch of your body. Being in a room with 100 people and still feeling alone, or being so numb that the pain from slicing a razor
smohkes: you could probably seduce me with a crumpled up 5 dollar and a slice of pizza
stevivi: Warm and fun like apple pie You heat me up and cool me down Come have a slice I’m twice as nice When you wash me down with lemon ice @stevivi // @passtelasshole
imagines-for-your-otp: Imagine your otp…*Eating pizza*Person A: I love you.Person B: I love me too.Person A: ….Person A: ….Person A: +picking up a slice and aiming it at person B’s head* Say itPerson B: I have no idea what your talking about!..Person
arnold-ziffel:When the morning light kisses Sophia where she needs your kisses…Waking up to redhead underboob… what could possibly be better than that…Oh… wait…Her little slice of heaven…
theoutli3r: imgonnamakeachange: Bloating. It happens to everyone. Me when I got up this morning VS me after 5 hours of yoga and two slices of deep dish pizza in Chicago. Did you know your muscles retain water after working out which actually makes you
zwitterkitsune: Cleaned up and colored a doodle from the weekend :3Berry Slice © Xoxenknight
justanothermeatsack:convincedtobeconfused:I think it’s really important that everyone here know that I made a sentient subway sandwich tonight in sporeI even ended up figuring out how to add some spinach and turkey slices
vinegod: This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. by oh so tracy
freespiritw0lf: theoutli3r: imgonnamakeachange: Bloating. It happens to everyone. Me when I got up this morning VS me after 5 hours of yoga and two slices of deep dish pizza in Chicago. Did you know your muscles retain water after working out which
vaspim: Stop comparing yourself to others. It’s silly. When you open up a box of pizza, it doesn’t matter which slice has more or less toppings, or which is bigger than the other, it’s pizza. Pizza is pizza. Pizza is delicious. You’re delicious.
phillygofresh: Zucchini BitesJazz up your pizza! The next time you want to make mini pizza bagel bites, try using zucchini slices as the crust instead. It’s an easy way to add some more vegetables to your snack routine. Purchase a zucchini from a healthy
imgonnamakeachange:firecannotkillafitblr: imgonnamakeachange: lextropolis: lah-disputes: spookyweedwitch: theoutli3r: imgonnamakeachange: Bloating. It happens to everyone. Me when I got up this morning VS me after 5 hours of yoga and two slices
jan-klaasen: Holly heard Mr. Crude walking up behind her. She calmly said, “I was planning to bring a few slices to you so we could watch TV in bed while we eat.”With one hand he pulled down her panties and with the other, he reached around and squeezed
I wanna thank my sister @sarahcats417 for letting me practice my hair cutting on her. I used my shears on the top and clippers on the sides and lined her up a bit. Minus the fact that I sliced my finger sign my scissors I think I did pretty good for
ibadbitch: reinadelacastles: fithoneys: https://www.instagram.com/p/BeEPbJzlHEb/ In love she can slice my ass up tbh
10x37x135: moistnugget: deltagreenofficial: moistnugget: deltagreenofficial: @moistnugget is the real mvp I wanna know what the deal is with that one slice with like only two pieces of each ingredient on it The dude gave up “It’s nearly 2AM,
arnold-ziffel:Now there’s trouble I’d like to wake up to… Anna and Anastasia ready to share their slice of heaven…CK’s Telegram >>> https://t.me/artofck_free
keeping-up-with-bieber: carminminardi: Grabbed a late night slice of pizza and we made a new friend 😜
fanghusband-remade:arborealgargoyle:fanghusband-remade:if i was a vampire in my bat form i would simply curl up in your pocketI would cut little slices of fruit occasionally throughout the day to slip in there for you to munch oni appreciate you so much
smallear: you could probably seduce me with a crumpled up 5 dollar and a slice of pizza
heteroh: dveon: bagmilk: SO DAMN HORNGRY you’re silly Robert that’s not how you spell “hungry” :0) Haha I meant to spell it like that silly!! It means “horny” and “hungry,” meaning I want a dick up my ass and a slice of pizza down
girlfleshh: it sucks that when you are a skinny girl you have to have abs to make up for the lack of double d’s because a flat tummy isn’t enough but if you are a big girl it doesn’t matter that your body looks like a melted candle with two slices
whyisthisbitchevenonacomputer: phrux:water your owl until it blooms I’m scared It’s either like keep it the fuck up bitch dick so I can slice you or like yeah bitch ass pauper keep that shit coming.
maniculating: slice me up
