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skittle-happy-matt: My first post from my new phone. Throwback to sometime in the summer of 2016 when I looked decent. Handsome guy
skittle-happy-matt: @hehasannxiety
skittle-happy-matt: I actually hate this picture but I needed to update y’all on what I look like.
skittle-happy-matt:This is a filtered image.
skittle-happy-matt: captioned-vines: ribbetharry: “wtf is a chonce” Niall: [singing] “♪ We took a chance ♪” Audience member: [screams, mimicking accent] “WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE?!” this is the only 1d related thing ill ever
skittle-happy-matt: parrers: Mash-up Toy Shining by Kyle Lambert. SO IN LOVE WITH THIS
skittle-happy-matt: *gets on knees*
skittle-happy-matt: i need more
skittle-happy-matt: hotboysyeah: i would not only like to thank god but also jesus for patrick dunne’s nipples this is basically my reaction to nipples period
skittle-happy-matt: gravityishonest: mc-mt: So I’ve been tagged by hannes-ok to do the six selfies post so here it is! To carry it on I’m going to nominate the-nap-king bigandbrawny gravityishonest pretentious-panda jockocub you can thank me later
skittle-happy-matt: benifornia: allenshultz: Pool time #lovinglife #single #singlecub #gay #mylife #shultz #gayboi #scruffyboi #scruff #cub #allen #gayguy #bearonce #slutsarentrealpeople SPLOOSH #flawless
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skittle-happy-matt: shout out to the older gay population who had to live their whole lives never knowing if they’d ever see the day when america would start to look at them as real people. if you’re still with us, i hope you have solace. and to
skittle-happy-matt: I still love this.
skittle-happy-matt: ain’t nobody fuckin wit my clique
skittle-happy-matt: pinktracingpaper: throwback. 2012 Aw.
skittle-happy-matt: What’s his name?
skittle-happy-matt: Instead of being a pain in the ass,why can’t it be pleasure?
skittle-happy-matt: Literally me.
skittle-happy-matt: objaculation: attractive men attractive men that follow you attractive men that think you’re cute attractive men who are already in a relationship
skittle-happy-matt: chadleymacguff: fagmobs: My pussy tastes like lemon pledge Consuela Del No
skittle-happy-matt: greg and terry are the best gay couple on tv
skittle-happy-matt: imnotjailbait: when you start going down on him and realize he hasn’t showered NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
skittle-happy-matt: now watch me whip now
Skittles by Josh Kline, 2014
skittle-happy-matt: loki-princeofcats: lusilly: At first I was like “oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly” and it didn’t make sense but then it did I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
skittle-happy-matt: Back when The Simpsons was hard-hitting.
skittle-happy-matt: piplump: Pros and cons of boys: Con: They’re dicks Pro: Their dicks this is such a good and effective way to teach people proper grammar
skittles-kat: transhumanisticpanspermia: shingekinokyojinheaven: moonyrocketship: Oh my god this is awesome. They got a piano that appears to score people by itself (but a dude is probably playing it remotely) and it’s in a train station and all
skittle-happy-matt: When I watched this…I knew someone was going to make this into a GIF.
skittle-happy-matt: tehjakers: And I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel like i just got home and took some acid-laced cough syrup
skittle-happy-matt: I’ve always wanted to see something like that in real life.
skittle-happy-matt: And we all just assumed she was “tired”, when really throughout Hey Arnold Helga’s mom Miriam was an alcoholic.
skittle-happy-matt: nowhitit: “I want to take a look one more time. I’m not going to see this again” Probably the realest moment from today.
skittle-happy-matt: *audience laughs*
skittle-happy-matt: This show literally changed my life.
skittle-happy-matt: figurants: they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out Do you know what
skittle-happy-matt: santa is fuckin tuuurnt
skittle-happy-matt: I still say this episode deserved an Emmy.
skittle-happy-matt: this was funny but then a couple of episodes later you realize
skittle-happy-matt: spcsnaptags: wolvensnothere: kurtiswiebe: This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. Yup. So this. I watched that episode with my family and I could just feel how uncomfortable everyone was. Honestly,
skittle-happy-matt: The shade is so real it’s transcendent.
skittle-happy-matt: iconic as fuck
skittle-happy-matt: manhood: Tfw when you’re gay but u hate men
skittle-happy-matt: This is how all the parties I’ve been to on the cape look and I love it. checkyesmarisa
skittles on toast
skittle-happy-matt: OH MY GOD
skittle-happy-matt: kirby-hime: bespectacledbisexual: this is one of my favorite facts i’ve found on wikipedia oh. “hi i’m courtney, i’ll be reading a little poem for you guys today”“oh cool, go right ahead sweetie””and
skittle-happy-matt: yeevil: awessumpossum: He’s vintage yeevil. ooo, vintage. makin me sound all fancy n shit gurl it’s your bod of course it’s all fancy n shit