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did-you-kno: There’s a grammar rule that native English speakers follow without even realizing it. When describing something in detail, adjectives are listed in this order: opinion, size, age, shape, color, origin, material, purpose. So, while
hotchocolatelove14: So annoyed. Butt plug can barely be seen plus it slides in with easy. Need the new size up already
ollivander: ca-tsuka: The Iron Giant is coming back to US theaters.Remastered “Signature Edition”.Two all-new scenes.New FX animations by Michel Gagné. pardon me but is that the IRON GIANT IN REAL SIZE
conmimi:A roughly life size Kartana made out of poster board, cardstock, hot glue, and acrylics!
lust-stag: Size Queen?
exodushero:deedeedoozle:[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing
hepburn-and-leigh: We’re now stocking the Christina set from Playful Promises…dark, edgy and seductive, for the modern femme fatale! With bra sizes up to F cup. http://www.hepburnandleigh.co.uk/shop/brandproducts/playfulpromises
anchor71: thecumdepository:Somebody wasn’t ready yet for the next size up. Woof
caninecompanion: thedameofletters: dersecest: crepvscvlar: britneyinventions: Britney Spears invented anime in 2007 for her music video, Break the Ice, from her Blackout album. Anime is an animation style that exaggerates the size of the eyes and
raisa-allin: i might try to size up again tonight.. good or bad idea?
detecivesangelstardisandwands: gaybriel-winchester: goldenwingsofgabriel: CAN I JUST POINT OUT HOW ADORABLY SMALL RICHARD IS COMPARED TO THE OTHERS OF THE SPN CAST!? Oh.. my heart.. And then just… Sabriel… the size difference
Two moons passing in the night The Saturn moons Mimas and Pandora remind us of how different they are when they appear together, as in this image taken by NASA’s Cassini spacecraft. Pandora’s small size means that it lacks sufficient gravity to
theperksofbeing-kate: sexual-phan: marinasexual: can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal” (((The average now for women
flatbear: ponfarrisforlovers: Meet Karrie Brown, she’s a 17-year-old model who just got a gig with Wet Seal. She also has Down syndrome. Karrie’s mom discovered that Wet Seal started carrying plus-sized clothing, which according to Karrie’s Facebook,
ironarya: shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis
best-of-funny: ironarya: shavingryansprivates: I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS well you are gonna just adore my penis X
lapfulofmisha: marbearflair: gaymommy: samisforsamurai: fuckingwhiskey: if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are
mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why
areichenbachfall: ewebie: shockingblankets: mycroftly: let’s all just appreciate the fact that sherlock literally ripped open a burning bonfire double the size of him in order to save john if that doesn’t prove that sherlock loves john then i
thejungleofmufasa: andrysb24: down-sizing: Let’s remember, Jesus was a Jewish man of color, born homeless to an unwed teenager, who spent his formative years as an illegal immigrant before returning to his home country to hang out with twelve men,
obiwahkenobi: Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast-size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth… starting now.
pieandangels: holyfrackles: this looks as if sam was really confused by iced tea HE IS ACTUALLY HOLDING A NORMAL SIZED GLASS BETWEEN TWO FINGERS
kelisab: Some Castiel themed Valentines, because unintentionally creepy Cas is my favorite Cas. Happy Valentine’s Day! Full size (x)
shadow-of-a-whisper: neutralcomputer: mybrainsleaking: happy-healthy-and-fit: toots-toots: Things that DO NOT define your self worth Jean size Relationship status Absence or presence of a thigh gap What others think of you 5. Your grades 6. Eating
penisvvrinkle: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: risaellen: timdrakeisgay: the-savage-avenger: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life
alonglineofbread: thatcorbincrow: IMAGINE BIOLUMINESCENT MERMAIDS IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHER ANIMALS IMAGINE WHALE SIZED MERMAIDS IN THE ARCTIC CIRCLE IMAGINE TINY TROPICAL SEAHORSE MERMAIDS IMAGINE MERMAIDS WITH SCALES
twelvecapaldii: wait what if there was galaxy wallpaper or bedspread that reacted to your touch so you could create stars or galaxies of any shape or size or color and with the wallpaper you could make it play all around your room and for the bedspread
lorelaiigilmore: Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.
mamaspookat: h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s: crestadair: bioterrorist: emubutt: soupybeard: list of people who hate me Volume I Pocket edition font size 7 Introduction to the first chapter of the prologue
castielinablanket: tennants-hair: absolutely-flabbergasted: black—betty: theconsultingharlequin: exrlgrey: miseryxcloud: exrlgrey: Moose are so big, holy shit I thought they were like deer size holy shit I thought that was a fucking dinosaur
goingbeyondmylimits: fangirling-so-hard-rn: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
mishas-assbutts: Masterlist Of Fic Recs A rebloggable post of all the destiel fic recs I’ve currently made. Full Size Fic Recs AU: Crime,Leviathans,Demons,Godstiel AU: High School/College/Teacher AU: Porn Star & Prostitute AU: Slave/Pet Cockles
toastdurr: fairyspork: floptart: ass2007: im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (: Who the fuck measures dick size in bread
spoopyfemme: strangersthatsmell: auntytany: lostbeasts: i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean holy friggin shit i still think HORSES are big but would you just cOULD YOU IMAGINE FUCK That Edward
bromogeekmusings: radimus-co-uk: enochliew: Pocket Printer by Zuta Labs Not only a portable design, but able to print on any size page. it finally feels like 2014 Every once in a while there’s an invention you never knew you always needed.
mishacollinstop: Jensen Ackles [x] Full Size
theraginazian: desmond-the-creppy-bear: srsfunny: Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/ can you imagine though you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the
cookiemonstahz: li-li-litchi: What if instead of police dogs, there were giant, man sized police spiders There would be no crime
mishacockins: this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human
skinnygirlfit: toneyourbody: myfitness-app: Workout buddies come in all sizes. he looks a little worried “fuc- it’s getting faster-runrunrunrunrunshitshitshitshitshit”
shotsfiredat221b: dulect: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? Both reactions work
sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are
avengingbutt: the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man: mskneesocks: if a u can see a someone’s bra through their shirt do you care. like do u really care. it’s probably a hecka cute bra right and i bet they spent like 20 dollars on that bra. maybe
touchingtennantshair: thewaywardqueen: jessiphia: I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings
plantbot: as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal
high-zen-burg: this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on
vice-of-virtue: doctormemelordmd: fangirling-so-hard-rn: nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Crows are scaryThey use tools Can be taught to speak (like parrots) Have huge brains for birds like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that
roboboners: jayda95: all-because-we-fell-in-love: floozys: vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s
arandomobject: “I want a plus-sized princess!” “I want a princess who can’t sing!” “I want a princess who can fight!” “I want a non-traditional princess!” In conclusion Fiona is great and just because
pansysky: spookytox: reaill: grimfemme: I just wanted to eat breakfast ;( welp now we know the distinction between the two Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with
elly-hiddlesherloki: light-through-the-night: awwww-cute: Kitty and his tiny computer WHAT IF… That’s a giant cat with a normal sized computer Go to bed
ryanvallejo: arandomobject: “I want a plus-sized princess!” “I want a princess who can’t sing!” “I want a princess who can fight!” “I want a non-traditional princess!” In conclusion Fiona is great
to prove a point reblog if you would buy a disney princess dress if they had it in your size
the-nightbird: prongsmydeer: Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police #and then dumbledore finds
tingirl: canonical-mcgonagall:all dogs have the same amount of evil in them, but different size dogs have different ratios of good:evilhere is a chart to help you understand That’s some Lilo and Stitch logic right there
tsundeanre: pumpkinackles:i have been laughing at this cap for like ten minutes straight please it’s like dean is really really impressed by the size of cas’ dick #’buddy i don’t think it’s gonna fit’ #’that’s your problem dean you
carefreeblackho: I WISH THERE WAS REPRESENTATION FOR PLUS SIZE WOMEN THAT DONT HAVE FLAT STOMACHS
allthelittlebeagles: moonblossom: mooserattler: Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it. How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request? i will always support this post
oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg
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