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faketitslover999: barely—humans: degradesluts: How to get a boyfriend 101 Step 1: Get an awful tit job where your tits sit on your chest like fucking rocks. Step 2: Obliterate your gag reflex and your personality. That’ll do it!
I wonder how a get up like this would affect your head space… would it make it easier for you to just sit and be a pet without human privileges?
i dreamt that i was perched atop a throne of human skulls yes more autoclave i don’t care it’s good this looks like death note fanart :/ toasterkind: Could you possibly– could you draw a bloodied Sherlock sitting on top of a pile of
pick-up-the-p1eces: “Because at the end of the day, I’m just a human, like you, trying to find silver linings every night when I sit down at the piano.” - Greyson Chance
star-stables: There is no excuse for a thing to use human furniture. A week or two like this and no doubt it will never forget. I am not allowed on the furniture, because I am not people. It’s amazing how good it feels to sit on the couch when my
quicksilver26: Don’t be like that, boys, Frisk just wanted to show you their cool X-ray! Humans sure are resilient! I figured the bone brothers would be easily freaked out by broken bones. This has been sitting on my computer unfinished since before
lolopan:That is so shitty. People are shitty. Never mess with my pictures that way…like ever. Just because my humanized twilight doesn’t sit well with you, doesn’t mean you can change MY art.Never do this to people’s art. UHGI would say something
charlesoberonn: Someone who never watched Rick and Morty please explain what’s going on in this picture. The two leads are visiting the opposite dimension, a place where chair sits on human and other opposite bullshit like that.
curvellas: the worst kind of sexism is the kind that’s quiet and pervasive. that sits and lurks and slips out of the mouths of men that you like and trust. when people casually dismiss your humanity and don’t even realize they’ve done exactly that.
alexamindslave: “there you are again. sitting there. worshiping and whacking away at your humanity. you are so fucking lost in PORN i don’t think you’ll ever find your way back. this is like an automatic thing for you now, isn’t it? do you wake
jen-iii: Imagine you’re a kid going to space camp, and you sit next to this really nice but REALLY weird girl. Like she’s really smart but she keeps gently interrupting the professor to talk about how no, it wasn’t HUMANS who did that in space,
thecharmm: there’s a fic on the kinkmeme about eren retaining some of his titan’s physical features and its a little angsty (bc monster vs human stuff) but I’m just sitting there like (｡♥‿♥｡)
previouslysaltyfandombrat:oysters-aint-for-me:one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black,
theyellowbrickroad: i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like
candiikismet: ewan-mcgregor: Lakeith Stanfield photographed by Joy Wong “Sometimes, as actors, we sit up and we don’t have no fucking answers. And it’s important that we point that out: I’m a stupid human, just like you are. I’m not the fucking
kittensandkinks: amour-luxure: kittensandkinks: I really like this picture because of how real it is, you can clearly see where my skirt was sitting all day and my stretch marks are very visible and it makes me feel very human ❤️ Don’t forget
nananananananananananabatman: valvala: im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS I just smelled my arm to try to figure out what human flesh smells like and ???
thewonderfulworldofbeth: I don’t understand how normal human beings function. Like how do you not think about calories and fat and exercise and clothes and sizes and burning calories and sitting down and standing up and protein and muscle and other
kamer-plantje: Its really nice to sit in the sun very quietly and looking at it with your eyes closed and feeling the sun kind of going through your skin inside you and feeling like you aren’t a real human but a part of this planet
previouslysaltyfandombrat:oysters-aint-for-me:one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like…you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi
ultrafacts:Dan Price, who wants to live a life without stress says “everything is at arm’s length when you are sitting there. It’s human scale. The idea is that you can see everything, no fumbling for stuff – that creates stress.” “I like
itsbrotherfuckingwincest: #sometimes I just sit and think #about how DANGEROUS they really are #how terrifying they are #like #to us they are heroes with beautiful hearts #because we get to see so much of their human sides and all of their feelings
debaucherries:You ever get salty over something you know u have no right to be salty about and therefore u can’t talk about it without looking like a whiny bitch, so u just sit there marinating in ur own salt like some kind of human pickle
cute-overload: Ruby the Bernese mountain dog likes to sit with us while make breakfast (she weighs 8 1/2 sone and thinks she’s human)http://cute-overload.tumblr.com source: http://imgur.com/r/aww/nOjkYGd
ewan-mcgregor: Lakeith Stanfield photographed by Joy Wong “Sometimes, as actors, we sit up and we don’t have no fucking answers. And it’s important that we point that out: I’m a stupid human, just like you are. I’m not the fucking messiah,
insomniac-arrest:must I “flirt like a normal human being”? Is it not enough for me to slither from Eden to sit outside your door?
y’all can sit there and be excited that the country we live in still uses death as punishment and act like it has absolutely no relation to the state of our civil liberties and human rights and like this doesn’t impact people of color and the poor
kruled: but how can you not be for feminism? Like sorry you aren’t for human rights i bet your parents are ashamed of you go sit in the corner and dunk yourself in holy water
bloodenjoyer:Life advise . if the bus smells like pee do not sit down never pay for anything you could get for free dont work retail if you value being seen as human always give money to homeless people when u can if youre buying a jacket never settle
