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burgrs: I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
awkward-fallen-angel: dudewheresmypie: MISHA DOING AN IRISH DRINKING SONG ON WHOSE LINE! All my dreams are coming true. I AM MAKING MY FAMILY WATCH THIS, WE WATCHED IT WHEN I WAS LITTLE ALMOST EVERY DAY IT WAS ON AND NOW THEY ARE GOING TO SIT DOWN
jesuislegrandefromage: I am honestly so much more content sitting in my room alone at night smiling to myself as I watch my favorite t.v. shows, than out in in uncomfortable situation that involves me pretending to be having the time of my life with
mr-radical: when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you
niggapus: i don’t participate at all in school i just sit there and look hot
tom-sits-like-a-whore: are you ok dennys
morrissarty: cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what
iwilleatyourenglish: once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags,
endiot: hes such a dork i wanna sit on his dick
awwww-cute: My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this
castielandmoriarty: unicorncastiell: Sam’s first and last words to Dean. go fucking sit in a corner you lil lobster
kneelbeforemistressphil: kaalashnikov: your-continuum: kaalashnikov: do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxiety like they just DO THINGS without worrying about them first wow Anxiety is an excuse i hope you
dajo42: a student walking to the edge of the hogwarts lake and saying “hello giant squid” and the squid surfaces and says “YOU ARE THE FIRST STUDENT TO TALK TO ME IN SIXTY YEARS” so the student sits down on a rock on the shore and they talk about
vergiltarian: sitting down and remembering you left your drink in the kitchen
grandpacain: no but seriously who gave you the right, carver? who gave you the right to sit in between jensen and jared like that?
sassking-trevor: cassbones: lesbe-nerdy: chanellecassidy: saber-chan: My parents aren’t home You know what that means *sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room* this is too accurate *parents close the door*, *emerges
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
batched: struckby21: nihil-sub-sole-novum: this is what a good hitler joke looks like i feel like such a geek understanding this joke sit down kid literally everyone gets it
sassydragon: but imagine if we had tiny little dragons the size of puppies and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are
twirlingavengers: do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.
artist-chan: optimussentinel: ur-supposed-to-say-jerk: thepizzakitty: i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS Do…
seedy: HOW DO PEOPLE EMAIL TEACHERS SO QUICKLY I SIT THERE FOR 1 HOUR TRYING TO WORK OUT WHETHER TO START OFF WITH HI OR HELLO
pinofad: i find it so awkward talking to people my age because they all tell me stories about boys and parties and drinking and going out til 1am and im sitting here in purple owl pyjamas, with pig bed socks on crying because two men who may or may not
bagelthins: lilxanax: Me sitting next to you in class i really like your animal print
samwinchesterappreciation: #sit down kids #I’m having soulless!sam feelings again #look at the last one! #there is no malice there #there is no sadistic intent #he’s not trying to be rude to that woman #he just has zero filter #and the sarcasm
brenodnurie: i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens
fuck-benedict-cumberbatch: hey friend. one day ur gonna be happy. one day ur gonna be sitting w someone u love in ur favourite place in the world and ur gonna think “wow. life is p great” and everything will be okay. but u gotta make it til then
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
charlamagnethagod: lmportant: charlamagnethagod: Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny no need to imagine I AM SO HAPPY
twenyonepilots: do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude
thewinchestercave: When it was clear, they’d park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood, and watch the stars… for hours… without saying a word. It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls… but
themorbidmaiden: whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but
carvingcasolanterns: crossroadscastiel: i am an emotionally stable and well adjusted adult who does not sit at her desk and sob about her otp. that’s what they all say
angrynerdyblogger: studying at hogwarts must have been a nightmare seriously can you imagine a recent graduate sitting in a job interview and the stern witch is like “you have no newt qualifications, why is that?” and the graduate slams their fists
Why can’t you people just sit on clouds and play harps like you’re supposed to?
teamfreesexuality: followmeto221b: okayfuckittybye: I’m sitting in the parking lot at McDonalds and some country bumpkin guy leans out the window of his ugly ass truck and yells “Hey girl you’re looking hot can I tap that?” And I accidentally
deancasheadcanons: ppl always think destiel shippers want destiel to be canon so the show can be aLL ABOUT DEA N AND CAS HA VING T EH SEX but actually i want things like sam walking into dean’s room to see cas sitting on the bed reading while dean
dudewheresmypie: curiositycastiel: waywardism: okay so how about this what if supernatural is really just a book? at the end of the last ever episode, it shows this living room that’s an absolute wreck, and this guy - played by jensen - who’s sitting
dunshine: “hey bro wanna go sit in a kiddie pool in a parking lot with all our clothes on wearing ski masks?” “why bro?" "a e s t h e t i c” “ok”
austere-fallen-angel: piertotum-locomottor: flushed-fallen-angel: s3lene: #you know they probably did this when they were kids #sitting in the backseat of the impala #and it drove John mad #Sammy we just passed a cool dinosaur statue! #a dinosaur?
xeniawarriorprincesa: ninnani: eliashaverson: eliashaverson: the professor arrived for class 5 minutes ago, and has said nothing. we’re just sitting here as he eats a sandwich and looks at his papers. UPDATE: HE WAS NOT THE PROFESSORTHE ACTUAL
unicornempire: I wish my style would just sit still for like five minutes. Seriously.
seltsamscooter: mashable: You know what they say: If he fits, he sits. *and we are using the term “fits” very loosely in this case. My Danes do this kind of things so often. They do not realize they are huge.
“There was a picture that I..’tweeted’..?…I put out there, that was a selfie of Jared and I sitting in the Impala. My camera, the selfie one, was busted, so I actually took that with Jared’s phone.” [video]
thumpersbullshit:Hate breeds hate is probably the most bullshit thing I’ve ever heard. You know what hasn’t changed the world? Simply sitting by and hoping it changes. You know what HAS changed the world? Revolution, protests, marches anger. Anger
jaclcfrost: once—ler: jaclcfrost: parrots are great yeah but why can’t there be parrot-sized dragons that you can pet that sit on your shoulder and breathe little streams of fire what about dragon-sized parrots that sounds legitimately terrifying
just-shower-thoughts: Public bathrooms should have background music playing so you don’t have to sit in silence listening to EVERYTHING happening in the stalls next to you.
bemusedlybespectacled:do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second tasklike they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that
dictatorofturtles: Sitting on top of tables is one of the most satisfying things, I don’t even know why it just feels so perfect.
all-i-do-is-fangirl:does anyone else have sudden urges to reinvent themselves, travel the world, starting jogging, learn new languages, learn to cook exotic foods, redecorate, or start journaling? like you’re just sitting there and all of a sudden you
his-name-was-lee:“you can’t hate someone for being rude to your friend-”excuse fucking me. my friends are the best thing that have ever happened to me. don’t expect me to sit around and watch as some asshole disrespect them and expects me to still
octoberspirit: curiovsly:I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hairOne time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over
thoriinsacorn: “Hey there, Cas. Mind if I sit?”Part 2 (part 1 here)
nuditea: got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
beestiels: do u ever just sit there like“i hope misha collins is having a nice time right now”
barebackinq:burritobat:samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and
supernaturalapocalypse: 9x10 Road Trip | | 10x20 Angel HeartThese scenes don’t have much in common. But in one, Dean bosses Cas around and tells him to sit in the back of his own car, and in the other, Cas bosses Dean around and says he’s not coming
tom-sits-like-a-whore: Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
twinkwolf: au idea: two extras have to sit across from each other and pretend to converse at a restaurant on the set of a movie. but the fake conversation turns to real conversation and they are really into each other and the director calls cut because