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sirprise: I think the cutest thing about bdsm is how flexible it is.like people can go for weeks and weeks being smoochy cute and calling each other fuzzy bear and blossom chops and then out of the blue have a pain dungeon session and there is absolutely
sirprise: GET IN ME
sirprise: RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA, TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
sirprise: I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING TOILET AND WONDERED WHAT SORT OF PRISSY LITTLE DINGDONG WOULD ONLY FLUSH ROSEPETAL AND LEMONGRASS WATER DOWN THE DRAIN ALONG WITH THEIR BUSINESS
sirprise: “goddamnit i was having a nice time and now it’s become a fetish and ruined everything” an autobiography by me
Thank you! n.n I told him just the other day, “I may be a brat.. But I’m your brat.” Though he’s more fond of the term “punk” 😂
sirprise: tbh right now I just wanna get high as a fucking cloud and cuddle and play mario kart
Pretty sure it ends up with him leaving me. Which makes no sense because I fucking wait on him hand and foot and do everything he could possibly ask for because that’s the kind of girlfriend I am.
Thank you! 😊 I feel all festive, like a Christmas present!
I snorted, damn it. Clever devil! This past week, and weeks have just been… Ugh. Did I mention my mom went to jail last night? Assault and stuff (on my 15 yr old brother). She’s out on bail and has court next month. Also, ~boys~ are stupid
I mean not really, just **Don’t NEED no man** 😂 Unless you count last night. It was fucked up in more than a couple ways lolllllll sirprise :)
sirprise: sherlockedpanda: fuzzykitty01: heronswing: Hey Crime fiction writers. Here’s an oft-cited reference chart to show you what different bullets look like going in and coming out. “I am a writer…” I whisper as I reblog this.
Thank you honeybun! I am! Just a lil lonely sometimes. :~) But that can be remedied with great friends, so I’m not entirely hopeless.
Right? Like I’m not asking for much. Just want someone to choke me and maybe leave bruises on my neck and jawline. Though gagging on ~something~ comes into a close second. Especially if it gets so bad that my face is covered in drool, tears start
sirprise: girls who like being choked are neato girls who like being slapped are neato girls who do the big goofy smile after being slapped and choked are the most precious things in the universe
Thaaaank yeeeew! 😳😁 It’s the pixie dust and Disney movies and being hardcore punk rawk. 😜🙌
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gifsboom: Video: Excited Baby Bunny Enjoys His Milk sirprise
onefineflip:foeyedcurls: Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??! such an aggressive tiny animal sirprise
sirprise: cute date idea: ask her if she has any last words before you choke her
sirprise: Gentle reminder folks that if you’re curious about bdsm there’s honestly no rush to get into it.Feel free to look into it as much as you need before you even work out what you like.Stay safe folks! Never be pressured by your partner etc.
