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silver-tongues-blog: setheverman: speedlimit15: what the fuck ad algorithms trying to understand your web history: fuckfuckfufkcfuk this person uhhhhhh in the market for upside down artificial christmas tree TBH i want one
silver-tongues-blog: nightvalker: trilllizard666: just-shower-thoughts: At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it. This… this one actually hit me like a fucking freight
silver-tongues-blog: confessionsofanerd: protectblkwomen: hi-imkingdavid: melonmemes: Whole world gotta stop for 1 lil whitey down the hole! She came such a long way from the scary movie franchise. I’m so proud of her Truly. She’s living
silver-tongues-blog: yourgoat: treshornyboiiz: writing-prompt-s: You find out that your significant other is an eldritch horror, that has ultimately been trying to steal your soul by getting you to trust it. However, as it got to know you, it began
silver-tongues-blog: the-pesci-mode: smocaine: the-pesci-mode: You say Eric Cartman, I say Eric Andre You say Frickin’ Sweet, I say Rickin’ Morty You say Stan Smith, I say Jerry Smith You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad
silver-tongues-blog: parks-and-rex: creationofthesoul: imagine-assembling-the-avengers: myregardstothereader: thunderboltsortofapenny: systlin: fuckyesmichaelbjordan: I mean… Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think
silver-tongues-blog: trilllizard666: jotaro-kun: meatswitch: but wait it gets better “Do you have any money” “Y-yeah” “Can I piss on you?” so fucking alpha holy shit The fucking power moves
silver-tongues-blog: yg-ou: yg-ou: from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving its the modern day equivilent of that elderly couple who decided to lay
silver-tongues-blog: daftpatience: same VA One is a questionably human and housing the souls of thousands and the sins of mankind within making them a terrible weapon of mass destruction with near godlike powers that shatter all known laws of the universe
silver-tongues-blog: lieutenant-sapphic: unless
silver-tongues-blog: ardentiluxtenebris: writing-prompt-s: In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend
silver-tongues-blog: zhujieqiong: if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out @incorrectfmadialogue
silver-tongues-blog: systlin: alextheraven: dimetrodone: epicmuttonchops: dimetrodone: ajhasaplan: dimetrodone: “Humanoid” can be a vague term when looking at alien/creature cause sometimes it refers to anything that’s upright and loosely
silver-tongues-blog: adurot: batfamilyposts: The Batfamily As Soap Dick Grayson: Jason Todd: Tim Drake: Damian Wayne: Duke Thomas: Bruce Wayne: Alfred Pennyworth: Stephanie Brown: Cassandra Cain: Barbara Gordon: How does Tim not get the stubbornly
silver-tongues-blog: squareenix-official: browningtons: I love vrchat IF YOU CROUCH IN THE GAME, YOU CROUCH FOR REAL @littleladylulub
silver-tongues-blog: glitterandgoo: systlin: littlegreydove: wodneswynn: Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the
silver-tongues-blog:We are literally under siege by planet fucking jupiter
silver-tongues-blog: jabberwockypie: drst: smitethepatriarchy: brainstatic: The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running. Ummmm excuse me
silver-tongues-blog: picsthatmakeyougohmm: hmmm prophunt
silver-tongues-blog: hohohotitty: pieflavoredjizz: badassthugmc: ilarual: darning-socks: you learn to take the little victories I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC OMG SAME FOR BOTH I always got very afraid when it was the same
silver-tongues-blog: sovietsofficial: shitpost-senpai: schuetzengrabenmints: streetslave: thatswhywelovegermany: Someone bricked up a door of an S-Bahn (suburban rail) train in Hamburg No fake, the federal police of Germany has confirmed the crime
silver-tongues-blog: kc-anathema: mikkeneko: petermaximoff: petermaximoff: like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms googled “asgardian lifespan” found this, so if
silver-tongues-blog: beefnap: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m
silver-tongues-blog: kilalabunnies: madqueensarah: If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid. Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped.
silver-tongues-blog: onnastik: mydadisindianajones: This is the best analogy I’ve seen. [Source unknown] And the rumors about this bridge being likely to collapse were started by a since-exposed con man trying to get people to buy into a ferry service.
silver-tongues-blog: doctordragonisback: the-anchorless-moon: Why did nobody in Fullmetal Alchemist carry around some fucking backup transmutation circles. Like Riza is there with a box full of fresh gloves for Roy when he gets soaked but you’d think
silver-tongues-blog: nightguardmod: tehjai: aliyamirat: naamahdarling: setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I
silver-tongues-blog: zagreus: flame-cat: im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes “i baked you a pie” “oh boy! what flavor?” this didn’t trigger my fight or flight reflex it just made me yearn for a simpler, more innocent time how
silver-tongues-blog: joshsundquist: Airport Security Confrontation #tbt isnt this the person who snuck a 2 liter soda in his pants into a theater?
silver-tongues-blog: loycos: friend Bismuth, how about we don’t murder my entire family i cant believe this is canon
silver-tongues-blog: marisatomay: gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: gaymilesedgeworth: this is an extremely exploitable stock photo i was going to make other unrelated jokes but it turns out i had some anger to work through guess we all have
silver-tongues-blog: weequaypirates: marvel-menace: weequaypirates: iron man: Well kid for starters if you want to be an Avenger you’re going to need to have an actual, professional e-mail address peter “xXarachnidsGrip_88888888@gmail.com”
silver-tongues-blog: mindareadsoots: I love how Garnet is such a bad actor that not only is she reading her stage directions, but her script ALREADY SAYS “with more enthusiasm!” i like to imagine the direction the script says is ruby and sapphire
silver-tongues-blog: youkaiofdusk: comicstore: >be me>2018>i can finally greentext on tumblr >#00cf35 >not #789922 >tfw
silver-tongues-blog: wheel-skellington: watch-out-for-the-bagel: the-conceptual-plot: anarchetypal: sapphiccowboy: tbh one of the best tropes is “character with a mask drinks something and it spills off their mask but they know damn well what they’re
silver-tongues-blog: surprisebitch: yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and has a net worth of 220 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at
silver-tongues-blog: scrollsandgay: my-name-is-apollo: systlin: jezabelwillovertake: whyyoustabbedme: iamnotanotter: thatpettyblackgirl: enjoying watching homophobes learn about history through video game news lmaooo I can’t think of
silver-tongues-blog: thor-20: smarmyanarchist: stuckuptumblercunt: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some
silver-tongues-blog: hieisdarkdragonchick: captainpoe: #ICONIC!!! This means that the reason we never see the x men is because when wade shows up everyone hides because they dont want to deal with him to be fair, its 100% in character for the Xmen
silver-tongues-blog: madejsbian: peterssquill: thor ragnarok is literally 18x funnier when u realize the grandmaster knows what’s going on the entire time. he is telepathic and can read minds so he legit just let shit go down just for fun bc he’s
silver-tongues-blog: merlins-fancy-beard: phlying-squirrel: steg-o-sore-us: THEY WERE ROOMMATES!! One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen. Oh my god, they were “roommates”
silver-tongues-blog: leondra: zero-eight-three: E F
silver-tongues-blog: writing-prompt-s: elidyce: writing-prompt-s: You have proof that the universe is a computer simulation. Instead of telling the world about your discovery, you exploit bugs in the simulation to teleport and clone yourself. Oh,
silver-tongues-blog: banishedquasiroyal: drawing isaac’s mom is an experience bc there’s only like, a few images to go off of like okay, cool yeah, mood obviously this woman is a bottom jesus fucking christ nothing like…skin? i guess? is this skin?
silver-tongues-blog: scraps-aka-amber: catchymemes: Dadsplaining: Video Game Edition “middle aged in 2018 got it” I can verify that this is true i lost it with the amnesia one
silver-tongues-blog: greenjimkirk: Doctor Who/Futurama/Star Trek + classical music any future setting needs this gag
silver-tongues-blog: onlyblackgirl: goldensweetcheeks: lame-and-corny: COME ON NA OBAMA! 👏🏾 He ain’t wearing a jacket no more and he got his sleeves rolled up. My nigga is over it. i would expect so. he had a fucking bomb sent to him
silver-tongues-blog: socialistexan: reverseracism: Good Reminder that the mayor of Pittsburgh and Rabbis and Jewish leaders asked Trump not to come to Pittsburgh. The former Rabbi of Tree of Life went on MSNBC just last night to implore Trump not
silver-tongues-blog: nintenerd64: listen, i love the new trend where there’s a quick video clip that gets edited to be a character getting fucking obliterated by one of the beams from the smash bros boss, i truly do, but you all need to be aware it’s
silver-tongues-blog: classicalmonoblogue: olofahere: pumpkinleif: Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality. Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren,
silver-tongues-blog: occamstireiron: a-singular-canadian: aw-but-i-didnt-get-you-anything: Twitter made the Jewish lady that posted this delete it for “threatening violence.” Her followers spent the rest of the day tweeting this. Trolls couldn’t
silver-tongues-blog: spidey-pal: perpetualmaelstrom: green-gay13: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house
silver-tongues-blog: greedygreen: reality is a sin @adurot theres more
silver-tongues-blog: glumshoe: Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh
silver-tongues-blog: wahbegan: acciowine: imthehuggernaut: kurosmind: catwithbenefits: funfetti-cakke: starfleetrambo: magnolia-noire: logynnrose: weavemama: MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD The Black Death wasn’t
silver-tongues-blog: frankbowers: pietriarchy: frankbowers: the next person to photoshop the “had to do it to em” dude into a normal picture is getting murdered GOD FUCKING DAMNIT well, are you gonna do it to em?
silver-tongues-blog: pinkportrait: mojojax2500: smoochuu: heartbeatemoji: darkmagepoppers: has-claws: hotboyproblems: i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled
silver-tongues-blog: thealmightytrebleclef: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible
silver-tongues-blog: renniksarts: 4gamers: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/pOlpW5v Bethesda! WTF!?! jesus christ todd, teh “bethesda releases skyrim again” i just a joke!
silver-tongues-blog: gluten-free-pussy: arcaneloquence: thepeoplesmanifesto: mysharona1987: These people are, in fact, actually evil and completely lacking in any sort of empathy for their fellow humans. This is not an exaggeration. Literally
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