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feverto: when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
my liege, i be not bovverèd
kendallroy-deactivated20210425:what we’re NOT gonna do is let the bluechecks back in. the doors to this abandoned clown factory are LOCKED SHUT
everydayedward: chocodile: Continuing my Yoshitaka Amano style emulation from earlier… the Crystal Gems! SO MANY ROSETTES AND STRIPES. My hand is falling off now. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
hey-there-sugartits: lapfoxs: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
judged-not-judgemental: cokeflow: You sing along to Panic At The Disco or you hop out of my car and walk and make sure you shut the god damn door
lapfoxs: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED MY NECK HOW WOULD I FEEL
Being forced into the closet and having our "dear allies" hold the door shut while we franticly shout, and bang, and kick, to try to get out is NOT actually a "privilege".
jenhominid: hexgoddess: sistahmamaqueen: steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep: doctorwhothefuckisthis: Fuck you for being smart this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: hey-there-sugartits: lapfoxs: A MOSQUITO TRIED TO BITE ME AND I SLAPPED IT AND KILLED IT AND I STARTED THINKING LIKE IT WAS JUST TRYING TO GET FOOD WHAT IF I WENT TO THE FRIDGE AND IT JUST SLAMMED THE DOOR SHUT AND SNAPPED
momandsoninsest: I went to visit my moms law firm one day… *I walk in the door* Me: MOM!!! WHAT THE FUCK??? Mom: Oh, just because I’m a boring old attorney means I don’t have a wild side? Me: Well no, I just… Mom: Shut up, bring that big
christiekins1: Cas actually shuts the car door as if he’s expecting to leave with dean, he’s expecting so much from what dean is going to say. The way castiel goes “what?” its like he’s amazed dean is actually going to open up
“Taz…wait…” Symba said in between heavy breathing. He grabbed a fistful of her hair, snatched her head back, and licked the side of her neck like a Popsicle. “Shut up. You know you want this dick in you or you wouldn’t have opened the door.”
happylittleveganmite: feverto: when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else #alldayeveryday
motomeru: blackfashion: lipstickhipsandheels: finally! no more rustling through the tiny plus size depts!!! SHUT THE FRONT DOOR YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MAMA ABOUT TO GET HER SPLURGE ON YESSSSSSS
padalikey: ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit
that-potter-guy: stvivi: #if this was what I saw when I opened the door #I would just shout NOPE and shut it instantly I’d just sigh, grab some salt, a hunting knife, and ask what the problem is.
“Now this is a story of two sisters who did not know what love is, always kept the door shut on each other, until one got fooled and the other felt fear, Which brought them together as one and they soon found out that love will thaw. Sisters before
I love the oreo’s commercial! “shut the front door”
sip-of-realitea: onedir—land: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR (and turn the light off ;))
royalenticements: notzi: Anne performs the royal hand job on King Henry. I can imagine someone walking in on these two, I mean Anne did not even wait to make sure the doors were shut.
faile: dichotomized: The New World Shopping Mall has been abandoned since 1999. It shut its doors after being condemned by local regulators. A few years later a massive fire destroyed the structure’s roof. Not long after that monsoon rains flooded
dancing to birthday cake in my room in my underwear and my dad just decides to open the door and come in. the song would not shut up quick enough.
asspreciationassfreak: Shut the front door!…and be a dear & open the backdoor if you please ;o)Asspreciation Approved - 😜💋❤️
