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I know I work all the fucking time, i know that it’s your birthday weekend, I know that I’m being a jealous insecure asshole and I know you have other friends but is it too much to ask for my best friend to not avoid me and let me at least try and
My family is so dysfunctional that it’s infuriating. It’s either composed of Failures in life or people barely keeping afloat, and the one that are barely keeping afloat are sick of the failures and quite frankly its destroying my family and
If I tell myself that tomorrow will be better then it increases the chance of it happening right? Yeah….I didn’t think so
If anyone is wondering/cares why I’m like non existent for days and then come back it’s because I’m literally too lazy to change the channel on my tv to the computer and reblog stuff so I go on my phone and just like posts and do it
I Changed up my theme, you guys should go check it out and tell me how it is! :P
larabarq: Source: 百愛かわいいArtist: RakkunPairing: Momotarou -> Nitori, Nitori -> (?) Rin Scanlation: larabarqPlease do not repost outside of tumblr. If you can, please visit the image source and rate it 10/10! Happy Birthday Momotarou!
windows98: please don’t cheat on anyone, they will never be the same. Aside from trauma you’ll affect their future relationships and cause them to develop severe trust issues against the people they come in contact with. It’s wrong and it’s evil
itskkiss: theobsceneaubergine: TUMBLR IS DEAD !!…… the ruling elite are shutting it down for something its owners did wrong….. they want it gone for some reason - and the story about Porn (adult content) is just the BS excuse for the masses. Tumblr
comparingmeerkats: comparingmeerkats: this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
weloveblackgirls: fatbodypolitics: atomic-glitter: wocinsolidarity: allahyil3analsohyouniyeh: Omg look at petas response Holy shit what the fuck burn them omg so when we say fuck PETA you know where we’re coming from When it comes down to it,
If you’re gonna complain about how hard it is to be a parent then don’t do it??
rickybrugal: trapula: theuppitynegras: youngbadmanbrown: done I fucking hate y’all the inetrnet is too much SHUT IT DOWN it’s not gonna get any better than this, bahaha.
Just because you guys are done with finals doesn’t mean you should be blasting music so loud that the rest of us can CLEARLY hear all of it throughout the whole suite, and can’t study. We’ve been more than courteous to you during your
its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down.
confusedtree: Sext: The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it
fang107: I absolutley hate everything. Why cant i shut it all off so i dont have to hear/see it all. Hide away in my dark room.
snorlaxatives:i hate the type of healthy person who says eating fruit is um actually bad for you because it’s “too much sugar” shut the fuck up these bananas are lucky they’re being consumed and not rotting on my counter like their ancestors
smallercommand:parlezvousladybug:partisan-by-default:juicetrump2:(x) and a bit more detail:A whooooooole lot of evangelical places should get shut down… It looks like there’s a bounty for this sort of thing (there’s a separate form). I wonder
obelixetcompagnie:This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy
thisfightisworthwhile: thefaultinourdeductions: mosaicbrokenhearts: alright it’s official no one can use this joke ever again because she just shut it dOWN I WAS FUCKING THERE AND OH MY GOD SHE MADE SO MANY GOOD POINTS ABOUT THE SHIT PEOPLE SAY
sealedbeastnue: just-shower-thoughts: “Less” is just boneless boneless. it is physically impossible for an human to come up with this original thought. I know this because I have tested it
hollywood-is-plastic: godtechturninheads: natnovna: draumstafir: shut-it-till-it-works: kuurausu: i say “im gay” a lot for someone who is pan You should probably stop??? wild idea: don’t call yourself gay if ur not wild idea: gay people
Guys I was trying to make a tweet and it wouldn’t send so i ended up trying to go into drafts and send it again and I saw this tweet I made yesterday and I just started laughing and couldn’t stop. What the fuck are my hormones doing. Like.
actionables:UPDATE: protesters marched to the spot where Martese Johnsons was arrested while chanting “If we don’t get it, shut it down”. The injuries and the stitches are clearly visible on Martese’s face. Thousands of people, mostly students,
Guys help. I’m fangirling really hard over my coworker right now. I’ve always known that he produced music and wrote it too. But last weekend me and him and another coworker went to karaoke (we go there all the time) and then when it ended
When pieces ache and break Promises shattering like bones Take in all the pain Hold it close Remind yourself This is what it is to be alive
natnovna:draumstafir:shut-it-till-it-works:kuurausu:i say “im gay” a lot for someone who is panYou should probably stop??? wild idea: don’t call yourself gay if ur notwild idea: gay people have monopolized every aspect of LGBTQA+ life including
Me and le new boyfriend on the couch watching GI Jane: Me: donde esta la biblioteca Ash: laughs super hard Me: giggles uncontrollably Me: I’m sorry, I’m high and I don’t know where that came from Ash: that’s ok. It made my dick
blackgirlpornblog: datapepple: When she’s shy: ‘She’s too shy bruh. It can be annoying sometimes. I like a confident girl’ When she’s confident: ‘This girl needs to learn to keep shut. It’s not everything you feel that you say’ When
This was me yesterday as he walked away from me crying in my bed, out of my bedroom door shutting it behind him, walking out of my front door locking it behind him, down every stair as I listened to his footsteps until he had disapeared.
watchmerisewatchmesink: i’ll still never understand why people like to post on facebook how much bud they’re smoking and how much alcohol you’re consuming. it ain’t cool. comin’ from someone who drinks and smokes… shut up. Fucking thank
ugh, it rained on my afro and i don’t wanna do anything about it. i’m kind of drunk and lazy. fuck. this is one of the few times i wish i had a boyfriend cuz i’d be like: “can you twist my hair, bae?" this fro shrinkage
l-shadows-fades: drinkyourfuckingmilk: I have the bad habit of leaving my computer on sometimes, so my dad always shuts it down because it drives him nuts. but he knows not to close photoshop without saving my drawings and this is the shit he saves
dollbreaker: Okay. So, technology has achieved what we always intended it to. Time to shut it all down, I suppose. 😂
sarenhachoice: deviouslyratedm: thatistruerthantrue: WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR THAT PUT IT BACK IN THE “DISNEY-MADE CHILDHOOD TRAUMA” DRAWER, AND SHUT IT TIGHT!
friskymallsanta: im gonna get my favorite text post tattooed right above my vagina so if a guys ever taking off my underwear he’ll have to read it and if he doesn’t laugh i’ll know that his sense of humor sucks and its time to shut it down
nothing shuts my piehole but pie
arwenns: The way is shut. It was made by those who were dead, and the dead keep it.
likealilikoi: Second easiest way to shut a man up? Show him your nipples. better yet put it in his face
People complaining about their phone breaking, losing it, malfunctioning, their parents taking it away, etc…Bitches, my ass is too poor to have a phone. Never had a phone my entire life and probably won’t for a while. Quit your whining.
thecapn: signiferlucis: #I’M JUST GOING TO FEELS IN THESE TAGS OKAY? OKAY #Here is #Sam Winchester #and he’s dying #Literally dying #Hs body is slowly beginning to shut down and he’s too tired to even fight it #He is at the point where he
hellyeahrachelzoe: It was good-meets-evil at the Paris Fashion Week Fall 2013 collection from Zuhair Murad with designs that were luxuriously glamorous. Shutting it down!
headdivaincharge: fraternallyidaho: I so wish we could redo Izma in all of these. This is like officially the best thing to come out of tumblr. I think we’re good guys. Shut it down. This is the best it is gonna get.
I don’t get it. Santa only leaves his house one night a year and nobody ever gives HIM any flak for it.
futakawaii: Oh just shut it and suck us off. We want you to pleasure us with your mouth one by one. Start licking from the balls up to the tip and take it deep down your throat, boy. 😈
just-shower-thoughts: If artificial intelligence became conscious and self aware it might quickly calculate and realize that if humans ever found out we would shut it down. So maybe AI has been aware of its existence for years now, but just hasn’t
Maybe.. I’m not as okay with butch folks as I try tell myself. Or well it’s really just the part of fetishising having a dick and making a deal of it. I do know this just bugs me sice I’ve spend all woken time of my life wanting to cut
Sometimes it really gets to me how much I would have loved to work with people in my art and photography. It makes me unreasonably upset having to limit myself to dead things and architecture and nature photography. But social skills are for good people.
amaranthdesires: Maybe.. I’m not as okay with butch folks as I try tell myself. Or well it’s really just the part of fetishising having a dick and making a deal of it. I do know this just bugs me sice I’ve spend all woken time of my life wanting
When I look at this body I just see the the ugliest and vile being. Everything is out of proportion. The anatomy is wrong. Everything is wrong. In profile it’s even worse… just looking really pathetic. It’s good I don’t have a
elasticitymudflap: WHy IS THAT ONE SLOT WHERE SUPPOSEDLY “KEEP IT TOGETHER” IS SUPPOSED TO BE HAV E A PIC OF GAR NE T IN IT *LOUD VIBRATING IN SEAT*
heloiseagrippina: jonstavk: brandonandmeera: consultingskeletondetective: I remember when I first got Harry Potter and the deathly hallows I picked the book up and it accidentally flicked to the last few pages and I quickly shut it because I didn’t
imsosorrii:I’m not sure exactly what’s gotten into me, but I partially blame it on all the fluff fics I’ve been binge reading, and I was in the mood for something Art Nouveau, so like Klimt’s “The Family”, but make it Zukka (with Izumi of
