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anna-sings: theseniggas: im-simply-me: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. I will never get over this. Shit I scrolled past and thought it was a picture Wow
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dildoreo: dildoreo: one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken
alldeanneedsissamandpie: lastmimzy: The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME no but
stylesxhealy: stylesxhealy: THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D
kingsleyyy: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
aro-ace-wonderwoman: It really bothers me when I see posts like ‘I wish I was asexual and aromantic because I hate having feelings!’ Like, no. Don’t say that. Don’t you dare fucking say that asexual aromantic people don’t have feelings. That’s
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rifa: maxkirin: So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7.
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darknessbloodyshadow123: cloudsinmycoffee9: this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat. *laughs irl*
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