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theycallhimcake: Tallest and shortest characters in the roster next to each other, and they just so happen to have similar design elements. nice goin, meeh, whatevs, they cute
execbimbotrainer: fetishfunky: Bimbo in everyday attire Tis the season to show you off in the shortest party dresses…
lily-chanlovescats: shittier: snorlaxatives: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader this fucked me up jesus i’m all kinds of fucked up imagine them all talking to each other though
brat-grrl2: @runningbeard u just contributed the shortest skirt 2 my wardrobe (like a nobel prize worthy achievement ⭐️)
lizzieliddells: VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE: [1/7] VIDEO GAMES → Catherine (Atlus, 2011) “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? — George Carlin
saitou-shuka: Aqours lined up from shortest to tallest! (:D)| ̄|_
thefemalecuntainer3: helpforhelplessgirls: I would be embarrassed if I went out with my girlfriend and she wasn’t wearing the shortest shorts. Hehehe
hotminiskirts: Jenny Poussin showing her superfit legs in a shortest and tiniest mini dress ever! Check out our other blogs and pages:http://bikinicelebs.tumblr.comhttp://www.oohlala.clubhttp://racychicks.tumblr.comhttp://fitandhot.tumblr.com
theelvenkingsunderthesky: the-shortest-story: necrophilofthefuture: my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open. oOH MY GOD I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet
baboushkat: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader its like they’re not even the same species.
goodnightnightvalegoodnight: baboushkat: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader its like they’re not even the same species. #hobbits and elves are completely different as you can see (via kasteil.tumblr.com)
mostlycatsmostly: World’s Shortest Photoshoot (via Kathrin K. und Kötis) gatu
snorlaxatives: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader this fucked me up
moretransistorssmashed: “Yeah, I should be inside teaching kids just a few years younger than me how to play ‘House Of The Rising Sun’ but this chick in shortest shorts in town wants to take my picture.”
akairiot: The tallest and the shortest~(very quick, sloppy sketch, but I really wanted to draw these two together)Go here to support lewdness~ < |D
blenderknight: Part three! I had Marie take a step back and calm down a little. I’m the worst, I know. This loop is probably the shortest of all of them. I managed to completely break the rendering settings with this one, so I had to spend some
eyxxx: grimphantom2: funsexydragonball: Finally finished the outline for Videl from HFIL 2! One of my shortest stories, just like the first part. And very much like the first part two’s centered around fellatio but with a new setting and new twist!
teaspoon900: redneckotaku: will2bill: paarthurnax-forever: garethbyrd: the-shortest-sunflower: evening, sir. MOONSTACHE I just had to reblog. because moonstache This need a Moonacle. This is how Batman signals for Alfred… You just made my
ladylykee: Shortest basketball game ever. #edwardscissorhands #wolverine #freddy #basketball
thecunnysseur: No one stole it…? Ok good!https://d.maxfile.ro/irdlaneitj.webmMy shortest loop to date, 0.7s.Now I’m just making DC mad, so no more harley for a while.
sanjl: paradisekaisu: BEING THE SHORTEST OF YOUR FRIENDS IS ANNOYING BECAUSE IT HURTS MY NECK TO HAVE TO LOOK UP TO U GIANTS BEING THE TALLEST OF YOUR FRIENDS IS ANNOYING BECAUSE IT HURTS MY NECK TO HAVE TO LOOK DOWN TO U MIDGETS
videohall: Shortest life changing video I’ve ever seen
akairiot: The tallest and the shortest~ (very quick, sloppy sketch, but I really wanted to draw these two together) Go here to support lewdness~
theycallhimcake: Tallest and shortest characters in the roster next to each other, and they just so happen to have similar design elements. nice goin, me eh, whatevs, they cute
The shortest distance between people… XOXO ~ Follow me on Tumblr ~Selena Kitt~
karla01tv: ashleigh-cd: Set 11 - I tried to find the shortest mini-skirt i could find for a guy I was seeing at the time. He quite liked it ^^ mmhhhmmm…superb…
just showin the height difference between these two. probably the shortest and tallest characters i have too? i dunno i might have one thats shorter but YEA hugo is real tall skinny like over 6 foot something and caspia is gonna be basically half his
yourfavblackgirl: One month. Shortest month of the year. I’ll never except what they give us and I’ll never beg for more. We make the rules. This is OUR history. This is America’s history. This is the world’s history. This is black history month
ask-cristice:(filly: 3/5) feat. the shortest pony ever : ask-inkieheart X3! Cristice you adorable lil shit~ >w<
ask-inkieheart:ask-cristice:(filly: 3/5) feat. the shortest pony ever : ask-inkieheart X3 D'aww, there there Inkie~ >w<
askcaffeinehazard:A joke suggested by a friend in IRC when discussing how short Caff is :P(She’s a Falabella , one of the shortest miniature horses - for those who don’t know) x3! D’awww~!
artistrophic: Bertholdt and Christa, tallest and the shortest. I think I might have given Christa a bit of credit she probably should be a little shorter .__.
mostlycatsmostly: World’s Shortest Photoshoot (via Kathrin K. und Kötis)
purble-sarah:i did a drawzplz click on image for full qualityig requested i post timelapses of my drawings so here is a 16min timelapse on youtube cuz thats the shortest i can do
hippygirl81: Not what I had hoped for to celebrate the solstice but I’d be damed if I didn’t get outside in the buff to enjoy the longest day/shortest night of the year!! Sadly the 8000 mosquitoes had me back in shortly… But I did get a little
A small fact about me.I still have my very first stuffed animal. My parents went on a cruise (cruises are pretty normal in Finland, especially to countries like Sweden or Estonia - at tops they last for a weekend and at shortest it might be a trip where
did-you-kno: Dangi is the shortest adult human ever verified by Guinness, and Kosen can reach a baskteball hoop without jumping.“To be able to finally meet Chandra after all this time is amazing,” Kosen said at the event. “Even though he is short
missdewitts: VIDEO GAME CHALLENGE: [1/7] VIDEO GAMES → Catherine (Atlus, 2011) “I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? — George Carlin
theelvenkingsunderthesky: the-shortest-story: necrophilofthefuture: my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open. oOH MY GOD I too want to live in the kitchen
silkirose:2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I’ve dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april
dem-deutschen-volke: slavicinferno: The Shortest And Most Accurate History Of The World You’ll Ever Read
willlaren: this is the shortest saddest story I’ve ever read.
ethan-lawson-wate: baboushkat: peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader its like they’re not even the same species. this fucked me up
bloodpactgirlscout: icantspellbuterfly: bloodpactgirlscout: so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway: “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. pls don’t ruin
ghostlycandlefairy: panoots: queenwhiskey: suppermariobroth: Game Boy Advance SP Tribal Edition promotional material. This means that canonically Mario has a shoulder tribal tattoo. And theres no way you can disprove that. The shortest we’ve seen
tomsmovingcompany: just an idea: so when Pearl retreated to her gem and came out, people say she got taller? so just throwing this out there, maybe the taller/bigger a gem is the more battles they’ve faced/older they are (if they got hurt that is)
peterfromtexas: UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader
luficerr: me: needs to get caught up on supernatural, hannibal, sherlock, orphan black, everything else me: lets re-watch all 8 seasons of house in the shortest aount of time possible
nitrodraws: The shortest of stacks .
The shortest horror story ever:
butterflycell: strictlybecca: totundra: cesaret: mahuika: lucy-in-the-soup-with-croutons: Basically the shortest, yet most accurate, commentary on the differences between ads geared towards men and women I’ve ever seen. AND YOUR CHILDREN’S