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Enthusiasm is just as much of a turn-on as a hot body, and can often make up for any shortcomings in technique.
You are too obvious. She knows what your questions mean: you fear you are unable to satisfy her. There are conversations to come, and she’ll finally tell you about your shortcomings, progressively increasing your emasculation, until one of her ex-bo
A few months ago she was your wife, but today she is marring the woman who fucked her much better than you did, who mocked you because of your shortcomings, who kept you as their servant and who supervises you every time you masturbate, always to lesbian
Think of any of them as your marriage therapist, think of her asking you to tell her every detail of your shortcomings, telling you that you should come to accept that your wife needs more than you can provide to her in bed, telling you than many other
Thank you, honey. This makes up for all your shortcomings.
Are you sure, honey? You suggested that you would let me sleep with my boss in this bed, but only because you would put my sexual fulfilment before anything and because you love me very much … but it wasn’t because you want to be a cuckold
Your wife started caressing your penis very slowly, to make you last … She asked you if you had clearly seen your boss rub the head of his cock against her pussy lips, teasing her, if you had seen his cock slowly part her pussy lips …
This piggy didn’t pay his ‘tithe’ on time and I find that very unacceptable. I hate having to repeat Myself. I prefer to make absolutely sure shortcomings like this DONT repeat themselves. So kicking them where it hurts until theyre on the
yoursluttymom: Your bully always made fun of the huge gap between your mom’s teeth. She made up for her oral shortcomings by letting him create another gap between those huge black tits of hers.
YES. Stacker and Mako were possibly my favourite relationship in the movie. Just… I loved their connection. The way he was a father, with all the flaws and shortcomings any fathers have in regards to parenting… and she just understands that
criwes: Kasper Sonne’s The List seeks out truth and its shortcomings. Through a semiotic chain he determines that life’s meaning is defined individually and ultimately relative. We determine our path.
It says “Now I know My shortcomings. Thanks for showing me” …..Really?
Since hubby has such a very small penis, the wife feels he needs to be reminded of his shameful shortcoming by putting him in a pair of lace panties.
cuckhubbywannabe: Accepting my sexual role for having a small penis…. A sissy husband is shown his “shortcomings” !!
Punished by my wife for my ‘shortcomings’
cutie-potoo-ty: You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.” So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings - genuinely loved her
Zev/Xev is a character from the science-fiction soap opera “Lexx”, a show that was often less funny than it tried to be and sometimes had some serious shortcomings in its storytelling craftsmanship, but it’s nevertheless one of my favorite series,
Isn’t it great that she’s so understanding about your shortcomings?
therealerme: Now I even have to crawl like you trained me to walk? Little mincing steps, my entire being focused on the floor? And does training always have to mean constraining my freedom with metal and making me hurt for even the slightest shortcoming
The Paper Pit: A Quick Look at “Le Blue Est Une Couleur Chaude” Madhog criticizes the shortcomings of “Blue is the Warmest Color” and the graphic novel it’s based from.
kingjaffejoffer: carl-mckissick: Belly Movie intro was the goat Belly was like having a girlfriend who is 10/10 in looks but had no personality You still look back on her fondly despite her shortcomings
bolt-carrier-assembly: Extremely rare Baryshey AVB-762 automatic rifle (prototype)Open bolt delayed blowback 7.62x54r caliber.Roughly 40 of these were made, but they never caught on after shortcomings of the design led to their rejection. There were
kingsjaime: Tony learning from his previous suits’ failures/shortcomings.
starwars: McQuarrie Monday - Say what you will about Jabba’s personal shortcomings, but his taste in architecture is quite refined.
fingerlickindownunder: jenn14u: sissygirliewynn: Feminine beauty is feminine beauty period. True feminine beauty requires a penis. Even if? That makes it sound like it’s a shortcoming I’m willing to put up with. I have no such hangups.
swordmaiden: I told you I was going to post some pictures of me with clothes on. I am a proper lady after all, a lady who just isn’t that good at buttoning her pants. We can’t be masters of everything after all, I do have my shortcomings……and
lianleftherheartintokyo: So the next page of my shortcomic comes to life. Slowly, but it works ; _; … I just hope you’ll like it, it may be a big spoiler for everyone who has not read the book… but. Oh. Okay. I just realized we’re on tumblr.
odinsblog: Donald Trump—the cowardly five time draft dodger—wants the military to throw him a parade. Trump is a crass, small minded, classless little man who obviously feels the need to compensate for his shortcomings with costly displays of militarism.
carlnadian: Colliver as the Four Greek Styles of Love (In Order) Agape: This is an unconditional love that sees beyond the outer surface and accepts the recipient for whom he/she is, regardless of their flaws, shortcomings or faults. It’s the type
ahipsternotquite: cutie-potoo-ty: You know, I’ve seen a lot of Disney Mom “Happy Mother’s Day!” posts going around, but all of them I’ve seen neglected one very important Disney “mom.” So props to Nani, who - for all her shortcomings -
yourbigsisnissi:Let me tell you how being in a relationship will force you to look in the mirror and really see your shortcomings. And the success of the relationship hinges on whether you acknowledge and work on those shortcomings, or continue to act
Fear the effeminate fury.
diarrheaworldstarhiphop:*gay apple employee voice* “so like, you totally, like, get this from fox news? im clever” Even if they didn’t directly plan the obsolescence into your phone (they did though), just by upgrading to newer software that
http://www.tumblr.com/blog/lovebuttandstuff yourblowjobprincess: When David was behaving especially arrogant in class one day, I started teasing him in front of everyone, accusing him of having a small cock (“overcompensating for his shortcomings,”
hnnhmcgrth: Adrian Tomine - Shortcomings, 2007
faeriefountain: I’m gonna start blaming all of my shortcomings on a depleted mana bar
parker877:We settle his shortcomings my way. And he grows in his relationship skills.
on-her-knees-to-please: theruleset: We all have our shortcomings. The romance of discipline lies in the act of being corrected; as I set piglet straight here. The fact that someone cares enough to assign childish punishments to childish actions is a
recovrywarriors:It’s our mistakes, our shortcomings, our imperfections that color our lives and give us the opportunity to grow and gain deeper understanding. Remember that no one is perfect, not you, not me, not @beyonce and that is okay, that is life
liberalsarecool:People are slowly starting to see what progressives have been saying all along.Our language has developed to describe capitalism’s massive shortcomings and failures.
heckacute: You’ll love dating me. I’ve got such a great sense of humor. I’m somebody who can laugh at their innumerable shortcomings - physical, emotional, financial, intellectual, and so on. I laugh at all of it and I never do anything to fix
boraborasunset: Ladyboys with small tits have to make up for their shortcomings in other area
mellopwn: There will come a day when I am able to move on past my shortcomings and become who I need to be to be worth something to society. but today is not that day.
17mul: saturnineaqua: graphitetroll: Beyonce and Serena Williams fuck with white people so much because they are indisputably the best in their respective fields despite the “shortcomings” of being black women. They make white people nervous because
orwclls: i think it’s funny how men use myths of female inadequacy to cover for their own shortcomings. like how women are supposed to be horrible drivers, when four out of five serious or fatal crashes in new york are caused by male drivers and
dajmolimte: do not re-enter anyone’s life without taking deep consideration for your past shortcomings or mistakes. do not re-enter anyone’s life because you do not want to admit to yourself you are bored and lonely. do not re-enter anyone’s
theruleset: We all have our shortcomings. The romance of discipline lies in the act of being corrected; as I set piglet straight here. The fact that someone cares enough to assign childish punishments to childish actions is a powerful paraphilia. It
bondagehedgehog:Bondage QuizThe idea for this quiz was spontaneous. I’ve never done anything like this before, so I apologize in advance for any mistakes and shortcomings. I’m learning as I go :-)In this quiz you find 12 questions. To some
truthofmansworld: Not all of you cunts can approach an ideal. But all of you are capable of perfecting what you have to work with. No cocksucker is without flaw; even this bitch, as any Man can tell you, is sure to have her faults and shortcomings. The
purplebuddhaproject: “To the people who love you, you are beautiful already. This is not because they’re blind to your shortcomings but because they see your soul. Your shortcomings then dim by comparison. The people who care about you are willing
mindythings: what’s the point of being a fan if you’re not a critical one? what’s the point of absorbing media without the intention of analyzing it? i don’t understand why some people wholeheartedly defend their faves’ flaws and shortcomings,
bentoverhusband: sheisthebossofyou: You can’t compete. The girl with the biggest toy wins. Looks like she wins again. Accept your shortcomings and your role as her sissy. Kiss it, assume the position and beg. S
