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kinglamp: iamthelamp: warpedlamp: lampghost: short people are the cutest thing ever I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url. I have a lamp url myself. I too have a lamp url. You’re probably wondering why I have gathered you all
ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan
ronaldkn0x: short people are full of sin
kokainekate: got this in the mail today but it’s apparently made for very short people only and it’s so tight in the boob area i can’t breathe💔👯 It would drop me too my knees… but a Goddess should never be uncomfortable!
fluent-in-lesbianism: I’m officially never making fun of short people ever again bc I just realized that they’re the ones living with the best fucking angles?????? like they’re always looking up giving me nothing but their perfect jawlines and beautiful
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
White supremacists: “we must protect the white race!!!?” Me: “from what?? Your privilege? Getting mayonnaise on your salmon colored shorts? From the slippery soles on your boat shoes? From spicy food?”
weloveshortvideos: Short people be like
loloftheday:Short people problems
catcomixzstudios: Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.
plaguedocboi:honkingcrow:boyboobs:i love short people. you guys can fit into so many spacesIs this a threat?I’m oozing through your air vents like a wretched little slime
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person
You've really gotta hand it to short people
bakerstreetbabes: glitterandmetal-yt-da: ivelovedthestarstoofondly: The plight of short people who have tall friends. Story of my life ahh, look at that. some things will never change.
apocketsizedperson: hacksign: thenightstalkcr: straightboyfriend: hacksign: hacksign: walking behind short people is hell like if you don’t move your legs faster….move….or get out of the way @all the shorties in my comments i have a suggestions:
crasherohare: weloveshortvideos: Short people be like @uss-edsall
epic-vines: How short people fight
jaded–scars–shattered–dreams: ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan and suddenly I feel better about my height
styloser: someone: Ur skirt is short me: nice
arokankri: @ short people if you ever feel bad abt being smol just remember nicki minaj is 5'2 That doesn’t make me feel any better
fuckyeahsexanddrugs: weloveshortvideos: Short people be like life
cloudkickincrysis: weirdosroom: dejesustymestwo: afrojabi: buttcheekpalmkang: sideniggaparalegal: thetallblacknerd: ittybittybrittbratt: queendecuisine: thetallblacknerd: whatislifedeeba: thetallblacknerd: How short people walk Lol this is
bulwark369: All except that last. I admit it, I just find short people more attractive. They’re fun-sized.
iamthelamp: warpedlamp: lampghost: short people are the cutest thing ever I hate to interrupt but I noticed you have a lamp url. I have a lamp url myself. I too have a lamp url.
What can I say, short people just do it better.
h0llo: Short people can’t get into heaven because they can’t reach
kierenkisses: since yesterday : Muslim places of worship in two French towns were fired upon overnight Three blank grenades were thrown at a mosque shortly after midnight, in west Paris in southern France, several shots were fired in the direction
meesh33699: just-shower-thoughts: Short people have the ability to drive away quicker as the defroster melts the ice from their windshield. True. ☺️
goddesswithinyou: Yay for short people…they are hands down the best! Mwahahaha!
egberts: “short people stick together” how about we stack together. if enough of us unite we can be the ultimate tall person @bisexualwookie that one time I told you to get on my shoulders so we could be 10′10″ of anger 😂
>:/
ostracizedpoodle: Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan i identify with this statement
plaksy: that walk short people do to keep up
