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joner:holy shit thank god vine is gone like can you imagine all the vines about fidget spinners
I haven’t properly touched myself in over two weeks and I don’t have time to right now because of college tedium. And it’s getting bad. I mean, other than the dreams (which I won’t complain about), I’m reacting painfully
notkatniss: IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF THEY HAD SOME PEOPLE IN MORPH SUITS PRETEND TO BE MONKEYS
id honestly shit myself
bumbleshark: greatwhitesharktic: The Captain Planet episode of O.K KO is one of my favorite things i’ve seen in a good while. Kudos to the writers for this. i wasnt gonna reblog this but the ending almost had me shit myself
phantomsolari: summoner1027: Barely escaping a gank. tbh I’d shit myself
fupa-slam: the—atomic—punk: highenoughtoseethesea: Garrett McNamara surfing a 100ft wave at Praia do Norte, Nazaré, Portugal Photo: Tó Mané That’s crazy man i got caught in a 10 footer in Laguna and I almost shit myself this is fucking
perriesvanity: ellieguerra: arkhamboundz: splders: i shit myself DAMMIT MOONMOONMOONMOONMOONMOON! Who brought fucking Moon Moon along?!
zeki-chan: I saw the gif but I found the video and im shitting myself. This is honestly the best thing. Also the thrilling sequel lmao
arkhamboundz: splders: i shit myself DAMMIT MOONMOONMOONMOONMOONMOON!
bleach this week was pretty good. i figure if i keep telling myself that i’ll eventually believe it.
im going to eat this entire pot of curry by myself because i really dont give a fuck about nothing and it was bought for me so really they’d be insulted if i didnt eat the entirety of this disgusting bullshit.
rwfan11: At first Alex Riley had to think about it…. ….the he said ‘fuck it!’….and went for what he wanted! ……….which was Miz’s ASS! (I would have shit myself if he ripped his trunks off right in the middle of the ring! …
i used to do this shit myself BUT
when you’re having a really good day and then it all goes to shit!
maliatale: “I started to be much happier in my relationships when I realized that I can only control myself. That way, you don’t worry about people and don’t waste your time thinking, ‘What if he cheats on me?’ You can’t control that.”
unfuckyourhabitat: fernbabie: I turned my frustration with myself into art. I feel like this is really important for people to see. I’ve been saying depression and mess go hand-in-hand for years, but so many people feel like they’re alone in it.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! I’m at 180 followers! Still not sure where you all came from, but I’m glad that you did! I wonder if I could reach 200 this weekend with the new pictures going up at some point this weekend…. We’ll
jiggyjake1633: So is anyone gonna take this off me? Or am I gonna have to do that shit myself 🙄 new vids and pics available 💦 one time payment of ุ for premium snapchat 😏
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askradicalgoodspeed: kenediclarysse: holy shit, homer nails it again my life
terminallyinfatuated: I want to inhale every single gasp of your lungsbut I only in factgreedily drink in every aspect of you I am a drowning mariner inevitably loosing myself in your dephts What am I doing those two are supposed to be lovely light
Graham is basically transcribing me, because I’m a piece of shit that can’t get my fucking work done for therapy.
Today on “why this”: Had a bus driver who didn’t know the route Then proceeded to drive around campus when he lost the guy he was following …While I was doing the tour and trying to make it look like I wasn’t shitting myself
ladynorthstar: Shingeki no Smaug! I’ve been devouring one SnK episode after the other and I could not stop myself from drawing this… it was a duty. so have Dwalin and Thorin as Survey Corps’s members~
I actually asked myself “hm I wonder what my name would be if I was a jjba character” …………………………..I’m literally named after a song.
the only comment I’ve gotten on my evaluation is that I didn’t include the gender breakdown or if the class was ~high-performing or low-performing. but, like. I hate doing that kind of shit. because it’s cissexist and ableist as fuck.
schizodyke: [triggers self to avoid Chronic Empty Feelings and I hate myself and being in distress Feels Right]
stinkyhat: stinkyhat: janemba: Why are people who don’t like milk full of so much hate inside miku honestly isn’t the best vocaloid tho i hate myself
purmu: today’s been a bit of a trying day but i cheered myself up with kinda finishing yesterday’s warmup doodle literal spider wife
OKAY. SINCE PEOPLE ARE REALLY ASKING FOR IT.1. I have never, fucking EVER sent anon hate. TO ANYONE. ANYWHERE ON TUMBLR. I have received it myself, I know how shitty it feels, and I don’t want to make someone feel like that. So, dear new Eremes,
teenagehuman: Making myself sad
outofcontextdnd: First Time Player: If I make myself illiterate can I be stronger then normal?DM: I…I mean I guess so yeah.First Time Player: Cool, Intelligence 6. I also wanna be raised by wolves.
allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Gretchen Cutler“I shit myself earlier, and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.”
Well... Shit.
why are people trying to say dark pit is coded latinx i’m going to fucking shoot myself
gallifreyishome: timetravellingsociopath: monsterunderkilt: OMG YOU KNOW IT’S NEW BECAUSE SHERLOCK HAS A RED SCARF. IT HAS BEGUN. aaand cue the sherlock fandom losing its collective shit. myself included.
aradiyeah: englandisenglandyet: you-cant-stop-the-moriparty: kaleviaz: its-tuesday-again: thanks, ireland you’ve nailed it again cAN’T BREATHE FUCKING IM SHITTING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER FABULOUS HUMAN BEINGS
vivianvivisection: jonesdavid813: h0llo: Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you
working a double shift. completed the 3pm to 11pm. now 12:30 am, here til 7 on my first energy drink of the night. let’s do this shit.
mezzoblaze:IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF
beermom:niloiv:beermom: niloiv: every time i see this pic of my parents as muldo and sculls and me as william i slip further into the depths of hell im shitting myself is this real? you were born msr? i wanted to write a really funny caption but the
Today was supposed to be a good day. Today was fucking shit.
cool-glasses-kyle: fororchestra: Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight. im literally shitting myself
brahzilla: I almost shit myself
cocaine-wh0re: ggreasewizard: I just shit myself OMG hahahahahhaha
closest-thing-to-god: thirdpersontaylor: stiels: COME ON FLORIDA YOU CAN DO IT YOU’RE THE PENIS OF AMERICA IT’S OK TO GET BLUE BALLS TODAY i just shit myself I’m 29835928592% done
wingsexual: guys hold onto your hats because i just had a fucking epiphany okay so the word ‘news’ jesus christ i’m shitting myself here the word ‘news’ is ‘new’ pluralised because it’s new things news
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