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there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely
baby-pixie: guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in FFS hahahahaahhaah
troyesivan: Spent the last couple of days in Hawaii with these shits. Gonna miss them all! (@tyleroakley @connorfranta @koreykuhl)
demoncest: i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye
perfectcuddlesize: lovejoyjohnlock: This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children. Are you shitting me they did that on purpose AHAHA
beauxbatons: oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and
pukingupsparkles: ruinedchildhood: Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit. That was kinda the point of the episode
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
wild-nirvana: Shit, its the thumb thing i love the thumb thing I want the thumb thing
crystallized-teardrops: my life is a vicious cycle of trying to get my shit together but failing
humorking: when you hear your parents talking shit from another room
sleezestiel: shit-wentz: if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me and
kilosophy: oh shit
telapathetic: Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
michaxl: how do dogs go down stairs on all fours that shit is terrifying
kirstielovesart: thevirginharry: remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
whatnope: *a single snowflake falls on the ground* shit man no school tomorrow
lalarouge: Cuddling, I like that shit
timelordy-teganbreann: hurpaderp: thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help shitting yourself. omg that comment though
biodeamon: ak47: A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend. well shit that blows everything i had out of the water
religiousmom: “your voice is annoying” Oh thanks, let me just pick up another voice box from the store on my way home today you piece of shit
tayelchapo: railroadsoftware: zellah4: Oh my god good my lil nigga, a drunk aint shit & bein drunk not a koo feelin anyway
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did i’m just going to reblog this over and over again
my-awkward-story: holy shit
nudelune: thedoeco: cherry-and-also-bomb: primuula: liquar: mild-bloom: MIDDLE ROW FAR LEFT THO HOLY SHIT ?????? ????? BOTTOM LEFT, LET ME SIT ON YOUR FACE MIDDLE LEFT JFC YO MIDDLE RIGHT EAT ME OUT YO ALL OF THEM ??? middle left HOLY
oknope: i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
lalna: i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on
nutthing: r u from europe because europiece of shit
ex0rdiium: fosteringmeyer: Taken with my iPhone. holy shit that’s insane
itsmemacleod: callmebliss: cobblestones-brokenbones: okhaley: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why they put the reblog button on
shisnojon: amortizing: 2014 is half over and -i lost no weight -didn’t learn anything -haven’t made an effort to save money -still ugly damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool
reliquerunt: f-ern-weh: slutwhat: flesh-on-flesh: thisisforalittlewhile: wildd-fl0wers: donest: cuteys: freespiritw0lf: I will never not reblog this holy shit whoa Whoa Woah Wow Fuckkkk 😶 I was like “wow that’s deep” and then
the-personal-quotes: this blog keeps shit real
wutheearthprince: dashka-blr: itsmemacleod: callmebliss: cobblestones-brokenbones: okhaley: 127-lbs: the-jackals: tedbre: thejamesboyle: caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH the first post ever on tumblr this was why
asammyg: Cut the shit, Ernie.
justbeingaslut: i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
6fttallbunny: anna-sings: theseniggas: im-simply-me: This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen. I will never get over this. Shit I scrolled past and thought it was a picture Wow What the actual fuck
kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
i hope i randomly get super hot in the next year or two and everyone is just like “oh shit”
greetings: when u hear someone talking shit about u
armadillobear:goblinparty:I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities Do no harm but take no shit
caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name
Shoutout to the females that compliment eachother, that jealousy shit is dead.
saturdaymorninglove:fearlessnessxo:veritasdico:this woman’s beauty just doesnt fade She’s like “Fuck yeah, I can still pull this shit off bitches.” Meryl Streep has been thanked in acceptance speeches more often than God or Jesus
urbancatfitters: “shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
sunalwaysshining:My fav thing is looking really hot in front of people who once made me feel like shit about my appearance
perfuckedtion:Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
validx2: Grip her booty, her thighs,and her titties grip all that shit
smooch-y: 666babyg-rl: edxy: more dope shit here 💸✨🔌 -
coluring: i’m emotionally constipated. i haven’t given a shit in days.
97i: You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.
bumbarbie: littlepandabear: blackgirlsrpretty2: BLACK GIRL MAGIC!! Sophina DeJesus, UCLA That was cute as hell! YAS she killed that shit
diarycrux: “I find it funny how all these girls are watching the World Cup but don’t know a single position other than goalie lol” that’s funny because your girl told me you don’t know a single position other than missionary so sit
babygirlwantsdaddy: This is the girl who taught me how to give BJs Fuck me…no, blow me baby. Oh fuck, holy shit girl, who taught you how to do that? Remind me to send them a thank you card!
meandering-hedonist:I just want a cute girl who’ll let me drug her and invite friends over to do a bunch of nasty shit to her while we record it and then tie her down and make her watch the video the next morning - is that too much to ask?
