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“One night, really shitfaced, after using one of her big toys, we started talking about cock size. She asked if I knew of any of my friends having a really big cock. ‘Yeah, Brian’s got a fucking monster’ I told her. 'He’s
“One night, really shitfaced, after using one of her many big toys, we started talking about cock size. She asked if I knew of any of my friends having a really big cock. ‘Yeah, Brian’s got a fucking monster’ I told her. ‘He’s always telling
girthyencounters: “One night, really shitfaced, after using one of her many big toys, we started talking about cock size. She asked if I knew of any of my friends having a really big cock. ‘Yeah, Brian’s got a fucking monster’ I told her. ‘He’s
Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu. Ruko is the brunette, Yukari is the blonde, and they are both sisters who love to get shitfaced drunk. A piece commemorating me reaching 5,000 pageviews on my account on dA. Pretty impressive for someone who can’t
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humilationdom11: humiliationbear: YOU GOT ONE SECOND TO GET YOUR HANDS OFF YOUR COCK, SHITFACE This looks like a first day picture of a new captive locked up in the cellar. Give him a few weeks to start getter paler, more desperate, and have that
hentaiflower: Halloween, Christmas, and New Years are three of my favorite holidays of the year, I always have friends over for a few hours if not the entire night and it always turns into one hell of a party. Getting completely shitfaced drunk while
thanosthemadtitan: Get completely shitfaced with her
realashleyskyy: Sauce correct! I won’t finish. Lunch was blah. Been forever since I had Taco Hell.. Never thought I’d say this… But I haven’t missed it. (I’ll change my mind next time I’m shitfaced.) FIRE . IS HOW I FUCK AND HOW I EAT HER
“WHY DID YOU LINK IT RATHER THAN JUST POST IT” LINK RIGHT HERE: https://derpibooru.org/1393499Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnd shit! I’m late on my weekly pones! Now, it’s not as if I was shitfaced ass-blasted super-drunk or something over the weekend…
mcccree: genji: going on a date? again? the second time this week? hanzo: (adjusting his tie) yes genji: im surprised. usually on a friday night you just go out and get shitfaced like you’re living the asian frat boy experience you never could hanzo:
ven0m0th:please everyone do this instead, it helps the smaller companies and jeffy shitface gets nothing
girthyencounters: “One night, really shitfaced, after using one of her big toys, we started talking about cock size. She asked if I knew of any of my friends having a really big cock. ‘Yeah, Brian’s got a fucking monster’ I told her. ‘He’s
Haha last night the DM kept rolling good and I kept challenging it. “Check his [the NPC’s] modifier, it might be zero, don’t just assume he wins the contest “You’re telling me he’s shitfaced drunk and he still has a +3 to his dex? Shouldn’t
use-me-abuse-me:Kiss me, I’m shitfaced.
reyton: reyton: like at the end of return of the jedi everyone else is dancing and getting shitfaced on ewok booze and shooting off fireworks because they just trashed the empire for good and luke is like, i just watched my father die in my arms and
ven0m0th: please everyone do this instead, it helps the smaller companies and jeffy shitface gets nothing
3 days. 3 FUCKING DAYS OF NOTHING BUT SHIT I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ON THE TUMBLR FEED ON MY DASH! KEEP YOUR SHITTY SHIT TO YOURSELVES YOU SHITFACED FUCKFAGS NIGGACUNTS! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
shitface-mcgee said: what about him saying “nice and fat” or something like that i could try
shitface-mcgee said: have you tried this one? it works for me :( virtualapple.org/oregont… yea thats what i was using :(
shitface-mcgee replied to your photo: hall of barf what is the squits and why has it been diagnosed ((it’s the barf isn’t it)) its actually the shits
shitface-mcgee said: gj dumbutt :) ill fuck you up asshole
shitface-mcgee replied to your post: here lies fiz sob sob, but i don’t blame you since it starts out pretty slowly and is a shit ton of reading anyways :( ive tried twice once before it was really a ‘thing’ and i couldnt get past the first
ogrecakes: shitface-mcgee: YESSS FIZ ART :’) god bless this pairing oh hey i drew this
The new pokemon cards
eryuko: i would like you all to behold the absolute worst fucking outfit ive crafted in my 19 years of life. its like modern art. i call it “shitfaced hipster galaxy vomit”
gingergallifreyan: quite-right-too: gingergallifreyan: ect18: That smile gets me every time :) @thedeliriumtennants because we haven’t gone shitfaced over this man nearly enough today Can I join you guys? Come on down the shithole with us
enghurrd: I finished a commission and then I wanted to do something cute with little pretty Romano and this happened. I’m sorry Gilbert but you are really a shitface sometimes.
Dropkick Murphys - Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced
konec0: grabbidyballs: salvador dali you little shitface dali u
After how this week’s been, I need to either get shitface drunk, get laid for the first time or break something valuable with a hammer. SOMETHING to let my frustration out. My mood has been very rocky all day long and everyone’s going
justmetg007:Shitfaced hotel selfie
laudanumandabsinthe:My favorite Johnny Rotten quote was from an interview he did back in the late 70′s or early 80′s. He met the journalist at some sushi place, ordered about 赨 worth of sushi and proceeded to get shitfaced on Sapporo’s . Suddenly
jacksbrokendoll: Kiss Me, I’m Shitfaced By: Dropkick Murphys haha awesome song live
pochowek: pochowek: I cant stop thinking about that painting of cossacks cooperating to write a letter and everyones shitfaced and fucking out of it
pieni-kuolema: “You are so incredibly drunk.”“not nearly drunk enough, b’lieve me”(sans often deals by things getting a little too much to bear by getting completely shitfaced at grillby’s. unfortunately, alcohol mixed with his poor messed
breakdownsbuttlights: Ok but this is the best cover??? Cyclonus drunkenly reminiscing about Ye Olden Days Tailgate passed out since how many shots of Old Corroder Skids absolutely shitfaced in the background If this isn’t life aboard the Lost
okkvlt: Today I’m shitfaced and hungover, but at least my other half is home with me, bed day + greasy food, so have a recent face 😆
mad0uleurexquise:The first time I got “date raped” was interesting. I was 16 and living with my cousin for the summer…she was 25. We would throw parties on Fridays and Saturdays, just about a dozen people, getting shitfaced and making lots of appetizers.
erotic-fetish-stories: Sleeping Nature callTeen parties are always easy to notice on the block. Loud noise with the smell of booze and weed. Drunk people were spread out all around the fun house. Most of them were already too shitfaced to notice anyone
diverg: What was my reaction? I remembered they called me and said that I was doing the part. And I was like: “Yeahhh!” But there was no one to celebrate with and so I went to the bar on my own and got shitfaced.
shitface-d: abaffledkyogre: wildsoulchiild: fanofallshippers: icequeen102990: glampora: heytheresuckyq: findinglady: PLEASE PASS THIS ON! I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets this is what has happened
shitfaced papa john > the Beatles entire discography
joshscorcher: jerry-peet: 12roundsofambrose: home-wrecker-holmes: kumagawa: how do white people think like this “White people” ahahaDonald Trump doesn’t represent anyone but himself Donald Trump is a shitface. Complete shitface. -___-“
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