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When you’re hardcore judging someone’s fetishes but remember you’re into some deep shit yourself.
I’d hazard a guess there’s a typographer looking for work …
majortvjunkie: do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
timelordy-teganbreann: hurpaderp: thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help shitting yourself. omg that comment though
conversationparade: zeropotential: mukmukks: vinegardoppio: mrdappersden: GOOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF are you fucking serious Ubi you can’t be fucking serious you fucking pieces of shit “It was on our feature list until not too long ago, but
keirakennedy: wow, I’m not sure whether I should be disgusted, intrigued, turned on, or what. I just keep thinking what if she stood over you in the dark then woke you up from rem sleep and you saw this. You would probably shit yourself.I do have
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galaxycats: the poor guy pushing the trolly “yeah you bought the broken keyboard but the least you could do is fucking cart this piece of shit yourself.”
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i dreamt abt really sad hakunon/rin and if that isnt the most rudest shit,,
Just finished up editing Episode 7 which will be out tomorrow around noon. Might want to watch The Swarm tonight to prepare yourself. You’ll also want to clear your schedule and probably light some candles for Freeland’s For the Ladies
“Meenah, I’ve showed you how to do this braid hundreds of times, I think you can start doing this by yourself….”“But I like when you doo iiiiit ~”
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senseisy: Where do you wanna hide ?! That’s it, you shit yourself little bitch !
I just ordered Sabre Red Pepper Gel off of Ebay for 12 bucks. It shoots out up to 18 feet. It’s a gel so not only will it stick to the piece of shit but it’s a lot harder to get on your own body and wind won’t affect it as much. They
adreamingofguns: didi-is-spiffy: kittenfossils: nihilismtm: tag yourself im sex perverts computer freaks Money lovers 💰💰💰 what is an ankle biter I love how he’s put racists on there but also he’s anti jews like????????I’m rebellious
onlyblackgirl: profoundsavage: You better let his ass know girl yes. love yourself WHy men so bitter when women be loving themselves? Cause then they can’t guilt and pressure girls into bad relationships with them as easily when that happens
prestoflauto: bluepulserjaime: Do you even love yourself? hgdsghgjh
“If you keep calling yourself asexual, eventually no one will want to have sex with you.”
swindlefingrs: refinery29: Watch: A documentary is explaining the many ways movies, TV shows and ads makes fat people feel cursed and invisible When you only see yourself depicted on the screen as a sidekick, a villain, a predator, or a joke, how does
myriadsubtletiess: The worst part about having mental health issues is that you’re seemingly required to have a breakdown in order for people to understand how hard you were trying to hold yourself together.
gansmaltz:femgirlfriend:hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion“don’t tell the president I’m doing this, he’ll cancel my citizenship”
oreoofficial:live every day like its your first. cry at foreign objects. scream at strangers. get breast fed. shit yourself
happybunchoftrees: bikinipowerbottom: billiamswheatdown: ladygagarbage: when you masturbate twice on the same day When you finger yourself while masturbating when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs @novaschaos @theonetogo 💀💀💀
timelordy-teganbreann: hurpaderp: thearchtivist: Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. In case you needed help shitting yourself.
botanize: awpayne: tag yourself i’m cactus I’m lampshade
sourcefieldmix: “crust punk” means you think it’s cool to shit yourself
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
borderlessbird: When you are happy and enjoying yourself and BPD comes and now you are a hot mess
:Sakura encouraging Hinata about Naruto: you can do it 😊 have faith in yourself and be confident! You two will be an amazing couple and I’m rooting for you!! 💖💕😊🌟✨👍🏻Sakura encouraging Naruto about Hinata: LMAOOOOO you actually
thief-of-the-fanservice: beautaplinsaysimalegend: “man that guy is so hot.”“wait… isn’t that me.”“i need to get out more.” It’s alright Marik, it’s pretty easy to become gay for yourself.
otterbender: “In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”
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everything-fuckable: *buys kinky bra for looking hot in front of the mirror at 3am by yourself*
theamazonparagon:bioluminescentqueen:theamazonparagon:Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself
prettyboyshyflizzy: magnius159: It’s physically impossible to strangle yourself. You can possibly strangle yourself to the point of passing out, but once you’re out, you will loosen your grip on your throat and your body would continue to breathe.
missseriallover: hennypendergrass: iwuldbeyourgirl: artnmxlanin: djboombase: calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above
tljohns1166: Tumblr fans.. Y'all need to start reposting this shit! You have these 2 criminals continuing to scam people and take their money. I can’t believe there are people out their following these 2. Google the shit yourself if you don’t believe
cwote: the only person you should compare yourself to, is yourself.
destinyrush: A genuine question - how can you wake up and think to yourself “I’m hella proud to be American”?
suckmesleezi: brainflavoredzombiesnacks: freakoftheangels: seecarrun: My roommates left me in charge of decorating the bathroom for our Halloween party. HOLY SHIT NO HELLL NAH NNNAAAHHHH HELL The perfect place to shit yourself
c3po: c3po: c3po: c3po: hey i haven’t seen much positivity around this on here so i just wanted to say it’s totally valid if u fart and a little shid comes out ^__^ um.. wtf?? op is literally saying it’s ok to shit yourself when like,, shitting
u gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself
automatically: if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out
safemyheavydirtysoul: just-fucking-kill-yourself: distimiya: don’t let tumblr make you believe that -smoking is cool -being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable -trusting nobody is healthy -starving yourself will make you beautiful -hating everybody
the-unknown-eyes: even if you’re not yourself.. thw truth is you are yourself even if you’re changing
take selfies, look cute, tell yourself you're fine af, focus on your goals, get that money, spoil yourself, stunt on all these hoes, etc.
I haven’t been on here in weeks. Which is quite a contrast to the 15 year old me who was on here for 8 hours a day, every day. But I guess time passes and shit changes. Sometimes people fuck you up. And maybe one of those people is yourself.
If you cannot tell me what it means when I say I’m a fiscal conservative and a social moderate, then stop talking about the current election and go educate yourself some more before voting, please. Those terms should not confuse you. In fact, they
0lightsource: Mama Watt got more volts than her pack can handle You brought this upon yourself Jack lol AW SHIT SON! THANKS! The milfy thickness is too much!
babeobaggins:Please know being your kindest doesn’t mean you have to allow people to treat you like shit. No one is allowed to treat you badly or speak badly about you and you should never let them. Sticking up for yourself is not being mean, that’s
spatialheather: literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on
otpprompts: Person A is not a morning person, while Person B is an early riser who has trouble getting Person A out of bed on time. They try coaxing, sweet-talking, even complaining, but finally get fed up and say, “Fine, suit yourself. I’m going
