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urbanfuck: urbanfuck: urbanfuck: anal sneezes are cute as shit sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time this is not what i want to be remembered for
philherrupp: “I know, Mom. I know. That’s why you divorced his limp little dick, kicked his lame ass to the curb, and moved me into your bed, remember?”“Oooooh shit, you’re right, baby , you’re right! Mommy traded up!”“Got that
themonstersaysrawr: just remember to ask nicely(: because if you don’t, NO SAMMICH FOR YOU. SAME GEN Honestly I don’t give a shit. I like cooking for my man LOL and the other… ;]
thethunderbun: nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit
karnythia: magnacarterholygrail: jcoleknowsbest: LISTEN.. I still got the scar to prove it…. my eyes just watered remembering this shit I gave up having a standard bed frame for years because of this corner. Yeeouch.
s1uts: facelesstiger: zerostigma: I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television. He should be a comedian I love our president
zerostigma: I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television.
neil-gaiman: youaintpunk: sarajevomoja: talk about perspective. shit. Fucking hell. I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.
pariahmessiah: Remember when Tupac got his ass stomped out by Oakland Police for “Jaywalking” and then went on to record “Holler If Ya Hear Me”? Yep … that was 22 years ago. Ain’t shit changed.
merlinsbearditsthedoctor: scottish: remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
natureboiiii: open-plan-infinity: Kanye: I’m your GOD! Amber is trash! I own your child!! Amber Rose: remember those fingers you lik- Kanye: Amber: What happened to all that shit you were talking? Why’d you delete your tweets? Kanye:
mindlessswagg143: YOOO I KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS SHIT. I JUST FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHOW AND WHERE ITS FROM Amby and Dexter that used to be on Nick Jr.
twigwise: asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap This Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: castielcampbell: assbutt-from-gallifrey: dex5m: It is HILARIOUS. HOLY SHIT SAM IS DRIVING PEOPLE HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN SINCE SAM DROVE!? DOES HE REMEMBER HOW?? This episode is going to be excellent
nowavvves:If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
oldschooljunglesenran: jesswess3ds: names-newt-greenie: just thought I’d pass this on to tumblr, please be careful at Halloween!! Remember, Chocolate bars, not drugs! Really, people? Seriously, somebody oughta be arrested big time for this shit,
patronustrip: smileswiththorns: celeryandhummus: nanner: Kristen Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it Remember the time we used to
bodyglitter: this really is me every hour remembering how much shit i have to do and then unpausing my youtube videos
moonlandingwasfaked: elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: elasticitymudflap: ok omg finally i remember to make a post abt this i work at a book place and every time i see this one book in the psych section i lose my goddamn shit. every. fuckin. time.
ubercream: wendycorduroy: queercumqueen: grawly: hanamurateruteru: hanamurateruteru: does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums holy shit this thing is old this gif is probably older
doom-exe: grawly: hanamurateruteru: hanamurateruteru: does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums holy shit this thing is old This gif is actually older then some of the people on this
effigyofubiquity: maneyer: doom-exe: grawly: hanamurateruteru: hanamurateruteru: does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums holy shit this thing is old This gif is actually older then
luna-afterdark: flutterluv: Characters from luna-afterdark. I did it, because I’m a fan and why not? Shit this is extremly adorable. I remember seeing this on Derpibooru not too long ago. But I couldnt find it on tumblr. I was honestly about to post
librarychair:grawly:hanamurateruteru: hanamurateruteru: does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums holy shit this thing is old Blast from the past!
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
grassleaves: scatterbrainedhypatia: break-itbrian: if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. I literally had to decide
squided: when u jus chillin, enjoyin life and then remember all the stressful shit that needs to be done that u havent done yet
oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
skaylina-art: I remember nugget asked me to draw some cyberpunk futuristic poop cityscape. OLD SHIT IS OLD
unflirty: lipoil: Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal
kramergate: targuzzler: i dont remember where i got this picture from and im 99% sure it was intended to be taken seriously in a rule 34 way but every time i see it i lose my shit because its so fucking funny
lmaonade: i remember this time in elementary school i had to write a book report on something and i chose the book Warriors. yes the legendary series with the fucking, cats and shit. the thing is i never read the book, at all, i completely winged the
aleksandr-marchant-the-third:i don’t mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because we’re being fed what’s trending at such a rapid rate that we literally can’t remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. “Black
dlscordian: dlscordian: I’ve been here since 2011 and seeing the shit Tumblr staff has pulled over the years is just hilarious. Remember how every time they updated the site, it would break to unusability, and the they just stopped updating it.
grawly:hanamurateruteru: hanamurateruteru: does anyone remember those stick figure fighting gifs that people used to use as their icons on forums holy shit this thing is old
camalilium: when you try to draw but remember ur a mediocre piece of shit
princekheldar: polyglotplatypus: thebigblackwolfe: worldsweeper: sleepymothgirl: lizardsister: shaiza: the-real-rupaul: I’m going to shit myself Tiddies out, wig me before/after hrt IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND ITS SO BAAAAADDDD remember
gaymarxist: babyphatjeans: if ur reading this and u take anti depressants, please remember to take ur medication every day because u cannot just stop suddenly taking that shit because u will feel terrible and possibly even worse than u did before. if
somethingglowing: turntables-goldcables: neil-gaiman: youaintpunk: sarajevomoja: talk about perspective. shit. Fucking hell. I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped. And I’m wondering how a continent so big
kill-your-idles: bioticdivision: me3 gets a lot of shit but lets remember how many just fucking great and intense scenes there were Leaving Earth as it’s torn apart Moving passed your differences with Ash/Kaidan, only to see them nearly killed while
captainkirk94:Yall remember that episode if Rugrats, where they almost died of heat exhaustion while the grown ups slept? (Yea we can unpack that dark ass shit later) BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE SAD WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE BADASS BABY, AL-SABU AGAIN!? HIS NAME
orlaylod: Alice, god I love you so much.I am gonna be a fag now.Anyways, I love you. I remember when we started talking.You came up to me on a party and we just connected. Talk about all the hard shit in life. And when we made a wok and icecream at your
selfpoison: damonwells: christine-chapels: remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do" and then america did the thing pssst he also said to stay away from
takashi0:slagarthefox:devypenguin:Reasons to miss the old family guyRemember when this show was actually funny and had some decent social commentary? Because it did. Remember when Peter was a bumbling but loving dad and he didn’t treat Meg like shit?
And remember, baby, any nigga that will dog out a woman that’s really down for him is dumb as fuck. Too many females out here on some gold-digging hoe shit, so a nigga is lucky if he rich and getting it but is able to find a woman that don’t give
nowavvves: If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise
Oh ….. Feeling feisty huh? Well I hope you remember the safe word because shit is about to get real ….but you know that already 💋
dramatic-escape: Remember when we hated this guy? Yeah well now I realise how much we should have loved him. He was clearly a Stydia shipper. Let’s be real. He saw the shit storm that was coming and was probably just trying to help us all out, and
somethingglowing: turntables-goldcables: neil-gaiman: youaintpunk: sarajevomoja: talk about perspective. shit. Fucking hell. I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped. And I’m wondering how a continent so big can