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highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
I'm on my 'A' game, never on that 'B' shit. You on that B-shit, never gonna BE shit, that's how I 'C' shit, cause I am 'D' shit. True story, like that Hollywood 'E' shit. I say 'F' niggas cause I'm on some 'G' shit..
So I just watched the ‘movie’ Tusk.All I can say is: Don’t watch that movie.It’s basically Human Centipede… but Walrus. Yeah, don’t.
lemongogo: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats
missrachelgreen: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there
zircoon: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right
Every time relatives come over my mother has to bring up that embarrassing stage I went through of idolizing Aaron Carter and thinking he was the coolest shit ever when I was 7 and after that she says “But look at her now. Falling in love with
youaremychoding: Sungyeol: *breathes*me:👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so💯 thats what
irn-bru-aint-shampoo: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about
chunkyshark: fatten me the FUCK up 🍕🍔🍕🍔🍕🍔🍕🍔🍕🍔 fat shit fât sHit 🍕 thats 🍰 some fat 🍕 🍕 shit right🍕🍕 h 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right🍰 here 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what
burningupasun: If I believe in one thing—just one thing—I believe in her.
lishadra: cultural-hoxhaist: goodie-badwife: audible-smiles: lipatti: am i the only person not affected by generalized positivity… like post it notes in bathrooms that say ‘you’re beautiful’ or posts that are like ‘smile! you are a beautiful
skogrowl: I was so hype over my new camera that I forgot to fix my septum
shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. YOUR HISTORY TEACHER?!
Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree!
luvisblack:This shit definitely applies both ways. Women be trying to let that shit slide by saying men are reckless. Foh. If you dead that shit from jump it wouldn’t go down. If he is reckless and cross the line you kill that “friendship”. If he
kidouyuuto: whendaybreaks: chuckquizmo: sweeterthanmydreams: auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo: “Never give up” Doesn’t that just say lettuce…? no it says never give up it says “retasu” it’s fucking lettuce no it says never give
thesylverlining: Can I just say how cool it was that both of these superheroines’ personalities and powers were explored in this episode? And how well it was done? Starfire was not shamed for being emotional. Her powers come from her emotions. Raven
fahrlight: kayathedragon: aganami: disneyyandmore-blog: This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me! The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.“OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!”Hell
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
zohbugg: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
thefrogman: Shit Corgis Say
pharah is great on ilios u can’t fuck up with a pharah on ilios except u fucking can bc this pharah was our only fucking dps but they were a fucking scaredy peace of shit that wouldn’t get on the goddamn point
quinsee: I hate when people say “it’s 4:20 somewhere” like no nigga it’s 9:56 I don’t think you know how timezones work
face-down-asgard-up: “respect the dead” not if they were horrible people death doesn’t absolve you. we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.
baetology: Parents cutting their kids hair for punishment is child abuse and idc that anyone says. That’s breaking a child’s spirit and that’s unnecessary.
chiefee: kemetic-dreams: CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT COP SAYS HE ‘can’t remember’ climbing on car hood and firing the last 15 shots of 137-bullet barrage that killed UNARMED couple (even though his footprints were found and his colleague says they talked
bootyscientist: his roommate knew he wanted to start a civil war and even knew he had specific plans to attack that church and he didn’t say shit? that’s why I can’t fuck wit those “but I’m not a racist” white people because yall the same
wandrrlvstt: can we just take a moment to realize that this is the exact mindset of most rape victims. they blame themselves when the only person they should be blaming is the person who raped/abused them mentally, physically, or emotionally.
Orlando Brown says Raven-Symoné aborted his baby in new rap track
ayellowbirds: stigmartyr762: towritelesbiansonherarms: iconic Brutal the greatest line in the history of villainous roles.
imsoshive: If you’re fuckin a woman and she starts to moan enjoyably or says “just like that” that doesn’t mean fuck her harder. Keep the same stroke, bruh. She likes that. Clearly. Don’t fuck it up tryna be the hulk in her shit. That this
thagangstress: kn207: this is so beautiful.. kept singing through that hatin ass Sis is chatting . Sleeping kids ? That song is a lullaby foh What kids she know living in Chinatown DC being kept up by that? Just say you hate how talented he is and
laurdlannister-kingslayer: gregwuzhere: laurdlannister-kingslayer: im asking that titty sucking man questions and they mad nice lmaoooo Ask him how often a chick say yeah. Shit seems weird but hey maybe issa wave or something I ain’t een mad at
Shit That Siri Says
borderlineotaku: fragmentedquailsoul: spade-of-clovers: I know everyone is saying that Armin will probably grow up to look like this guy But what if he grows up to look like Howl? to Come on, it’s a possible option. *nosebleed* it’s either
That awkward moment when a black guy hits me up on A4A, and his profile says "NO WHITES WHATSOEVER"
super-eklectic1: every time i enter a room….
towardsthevoid: dejavuindigo: mementt0mori: stop saying yes to the shit you hate stop saying ‘its fine’ to the shit that aint Stop saying ‘don’t worry about it’ to the shit that makes you uncomfortable
vinebox: Shit that Drake says
Parents don't notice that the shit that they say actually hurts
fiovske:i am going to say something controversial here. i don’t think Ed is that happy to sit and fold laundry. I don’t think Ed is happy to be sitting in a place with nothing else to do. I think he would get bored real quick again of these
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i hate saying stuff about myself in conversations or even saying “me too” because it feels like i’m always trying to turn the conversation around to make it about me because i’m a self-centered shitstick
es-tea-enne: noncanadiansatan: bertismylife: vickisaurusrex: cute names for ur newborn child yeehaw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hte Spaghetti lil shit swiggity swoner i have a boner genocide come on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), we’re gonna be late how is that pronounced
phuckyobitch88: You should feel comfortable in the skin your in. Don’t listen to the negative shit that people say. Everyone has there opinions but none of them should matter to you.
babyphatjeans: note to self: stop going out of ur way to please other people. stop doing shit that u don’t want to do. stop saying ‘maybe’ when u really want to say ‘no.’ stop being afraid to say ‘no’. u don’t owe anyone shit. don’t
Just because someone wrote a long post doesn’t mean they had shit worth saying or that it’s “revolutionary.” That post was Grade A horseshit. Don’t think because it was long that it was somehow insightful or a break from mainstream or that
vastderp: freckledmary-motherofmarco: existentialcrisishour: this is the cutest shit i’ve ever seen I read an article on this, my understanding is the girls were going to visit one of their parents and both girls called the mother saying how they
Got my electricity back on. To Do List: Look up porn since I’m back on a good connection and my own PC Get back to doing shit that really needs to get done(commissions) Gift Art
luxxyb: Me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what
daddytraitorous: Don’t trust anyone who says cock instead of dick
homosushi: puriinsu: avocado-slice: “Please don’t…" PLEASE CLICK THAT LINK MY LITTLE SISTER WALKED BY AND ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND I HAD TO SAY SHE WAS CHUGGING MILK
noiresplendence: Fox!Anna and Vet!Elsa. Let’s just say….Elsa found Anna in her little fox form when Elsa was out in the woods. She spotted Fox!Anna wounded and unconscious and decided to bring her home to check and patch her up. Its just that, Elsa
amipiai: when you fight lucina’s amiibo she’s paired with a pegasus knight i’m not saying it’s severa but it’s severa
motorcyclles: Next week is going to be that time of the month again. The stress, the mood swings, the pain, the desire to choke any little shit that says i’m overreacting about a meaningless thing, the blood, the anger, the sadness, the need to stay
hyperactavis:goodsmeller:goodsmeller:this is SO REAL i’ve been saying this i’m just saying, the substances scene in gotham would be unlike anything else . a fucking minefield. joker gas weedsmokin on the shit that made harvey dent
When people are discussing feminism and misogyny/related topics and men say: I am a man and I am not a part of this, there is no “all men” and I am highly offended that you say “men” when you don’t mean all men.Yes, of course not all men.
