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shescheatingbro: “You’re taking it way too seriously,” your girlfriend tells you. “It was all in good fun, it’s not like I was doing it to cheat on you. I did it because he said I couldn’t take his whole dick. Shit, I could only take like
wimpywhiteneedsneutered: begforgenocide: lurkerdb: Lemme show you something honey. You see this huge black cock? See it spew all of that superior afrocum? Oh shit… I think I got some on you… oh well. Anyway, Malik here, and any other black
missmarlenedietrich: Fangirl Challenge: 7/15 Films - “Thirteen” (2003) Oh Mom, you knew what was going on with all those clothes and shit! Christ, you’re not that dumb, are you?
If I pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit.
if i pulled a you on you, you wouldn't like that shit.
modestbreeder1969: tinattickles: “Oh shit, baby, you have to pull off, I’m not gonna last much longer.” “I’m not stopping until I cum, so if you don’t want to knock me up, you better hold on for a while longer.” He grabbed
modern-hedonist: Our first gif set! We’ll call this “Tease & Please.” Let us know what you think! Over 1,000 notes on this? Holy shit tumblr! Thank you!
korea-love-nation: That’s how you do it. Someone makes fun of you, you just evolve and set them on fire
Your boss was always a huge bitch to you. Whenever something would go wrong, she would take it out on you. One day, having had enough of her shit, you march into her office to tell her off, but stumble across her masturbating to a your profile pic. That’s
phuckindope: Facts exactly & they be so quick to throw shade on you when you do them how they do you .. ✌️ miss me with that shit
Thank you for 400 followers! Like holy shit this is shocking and it’s a strange feeling being recognized in game now. I keep planning on doing this as long as I keep playing and if I am alive haha. But if you ever see me in game don’t be afraid to
spertn: One of my followers asks: how do you make sure your ass is clean before allowing her to strap you up? Making sure no matter how deep she goes, you wont get shit on the toy which would be a moment breaker. My Answer:Okay that’s a very good
37celsius:Consentacle Catgirls for @bramblefix‘s birthday! [SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH]oh my god!!!!!!! kyle!!!!!! you spoil me ;-; THIS IS AMAZING THANK YOU SO MUCH
hey so most of you guys are absolutely 100% a rad and I am blessed with such a sweet little following BUT I’ve kind of noticed a couple of anti-trans sentiments on my recent pieces. Please absolutely miss me with that shit. Please leave. Fuck off,
I made her when I was a kid.If you think she’s creepy already; you ain’t seen nothin yet.Apparently, I thought she needed a butt crack… For some reason.Before you ask, I have no fucking idea why I wrote steamy unicorn on her back.It&rsq
krekk0v: You can barely take care of one dog you little metal shit, do you even understand the responsibility of looking after two? Vera on the right a la AirisuBaka **TRANSCENDS**
DID YOU KNOW IT’S OVER 600 OF YOU NOW?Thank you very much for every new follow, commission, comment, every stream and just dealing with my shit on your dash.Have a great christmas! I’ll be back around new year
if you talk shit on 9/11 you’re ignorant as hell… real people lost REAL family members, friends, & loved ones. Today’s not the day. I’ll tell you that.
dnopls: in the original Metal Gear you can only be spotted based on where your legs/feet are, guards and cameras completely ignore the rest of you which basically means they can’t see shit and you can just kinda
Touya I took you on the most expensive date and you decide to fail it and your mood doesn’t get better….seriously…does it look like I have money to spend when I am trying to replace you by saving up money to buy Ren back. -_-“
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
If you’re a porn blog don’t even fucking follow me. Someone reblogged a pic of me when I was 13 on their porn blog and that’s fucking sick and I hope you wake up one day and get kidnapped by a woman who chains you to her basement and
awkwardphotosofyellowdiamond: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE DIAMOND LEAGUE, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON VARIOUS PLANETS, AND I HAVE
tigerator: the worst part about my ‘funnies’ tag being #christ is that on days like easter and christmas my minced oaths look more like blasphemy & i’m not here to get called out by chris cross over “how dare you tag that meme as Our Lord
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you
tanekore: Eren, I’m sorry it always has to be you.Merry Christmas to @robin-red-r!!! I was your secret Santa mwahaha! I apologise that I couldn’t find an artsy way to portray your original ‘theatre’ prompt. But you had mentioned you liked genderbent
onaveridiansea: ultranos: sweet-on-you: boatlyrics: deafeningechoesofsilence: I wouldn’t vote for either of them. They’re both keeping secrets and will both turn this country to absolute shit. if you’re in america and you’re eligible to
trumpisaliar:Nope, you own this shit Tomi, you helped elect this man & when people lose their healthcare & die it will be on you.
officialpotterybarn: you really need to get your shit together if you can’t kiss the person that just went down on you I mean really
masterjon902: ask-recordspinner: Good,I got your attention,now,I need some things drawn for me,If you are available,1.reblog 2.message me that you will draw thee pics for me,thank you i can.but they be shit on a stick. K,what I need is my OC looking
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
steakpanties: why the fuck are men always shitting on girls for liking things?? you like starbucks and comfy leggings? lol ur so shallow what a basic bitch you like to read John Green and hang up fairy lights in your room? shut up you’re not a
nowyoukno: Now You Know (Source) Yeah and in the good ol’ U.S. of A, they treat you like shit until you can’t take it anymore and quit on your own. ‘Murrica. To each they’re own. “Funny” world we live in.
thanksforcallingpizzahut: zog-agent: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: If you are dumb and pathetic enough to send some strange girl on the internet money in hopes of some vague positive promise you deserve to get scammed you’re an idiot, have some dignity
Reblog if you're a nobody on Tumblr but you're still very proud of your blog.
The world lost a great man, but the universe regained a great spirit. I am the “tinkles” too your “big guy”! The one and only person to be able to sneak up on you unintentionally and scare the shit out of you. And thank you for
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maudsmuggers: “Remus Dobby Potter, you were named after the two people who actually gave a shit about my well being. One of them was a house elf and I’d much rather see you become that than a fucking Slytherin. Don’t come back unless you’re
feferi: beyoncexknowles: You can let yourself disappear or you can stir things up. Never settle, shake loose, embrace the elements. Because from now on, you will always rise. #I WAS LIKE SHIT WHEN BEYONCE SHOW UP IN BEACON HILLS I’M CRYINNNNNNNN
everythingisterrible: Grimy Ghost is here to take you on a Halloween adventure! Do you reject the concept of evolution from man into ape? Do you have ghost pizzas spitting in your face? So do we! Happy Halloween! And to see Grimy Ghost! LIVE, come to
Story timeSo my roommates (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) does this thing where he writes on the windows to leave secret messages.So as you can imagine sometimes coming across these in the dark could make someone with an over active imagination think ‘wow what
siilitipu-valolla10cm: I love the fact that you can just basically say finland is shit or you hate finland on the internet and all the finns are just going to be really excited because you said finland
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
misogynist-strong: Smart? Special? Equal? Empowered? Shut the fuck up, cunts. No one gives a shit what you believe. You are put on this Earth to entertain men and drain our ball sacks. You offer nothing to society except 3 holes, set of tits, a
acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman: I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
cardozzza: queenbapho: honestly what the fuck is even going on with skyrim you can learn chemistry by eating bees This is literally the only thing anyone has ever said that’s made me want to play Skyrim
I’m going to keep it less pc. Some of you are on some fuckedy fuck shit and you are frauds. And where to you draw the line in the sand? That’s my question.
weaver-z:Imagine being a reverse Superman where you’re really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you’re actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the
juliosalgado83: Thank you to the awesome folks that organized @qpocc15 at #UCSB. I have a lot of respect for all of you #QTPOC that hold it down in the academic world even if they try to shit on your dreams. Thank you to @secretosycontradicciones for
borgiabutts: why even bother tagging your ship hate do you just want to shit on everyone’s parade or do you think people will follow you when they see your hate post as they scroll through the tag of their otp
jesuschristvevo: what grades determine: whether you will be on the honor roll or not what colleges will want to accept you how angry your parents will be at you what grades DO NOT determine: your creativity your emotional capabilities whether youre a
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
republiccityobsessed: nightingales: If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people. So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on
alltimechemicalkilljoy: the-tv-light: lookatthewords: goatsy: Reblog if your cramps have ever made you vomit lasted between 2-3 days stopped you from being able to walk or run made you cry It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and
allons-ydraco: whatafuckinfamilypicture: osobigbear: women give birth…they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re
offwithaliceshead: *****VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE BEFORE ANY OF YOU ANIME WATCHERS ONLY TALK SHIT ON MY BOY MIKE***** Before any of you guys try and call Mike Zacharius a coward or anything negative. Let me remind you of some things. -Mike was humanity’s
the-times-like-these: buzzfeed: digg: If you do not turn the sound on you are dumb and we feel bad for you. Happy Friday, y’all! Holy shit LOL
huellbabineauxdefensesquad: dnopls: in the original Metal Gear you can only be spotted based on where your legs/feet are, guards and cameras completely ignore the rest of you which basically means they can’t see shit and you can just kinda
titytwochainz: desireenahfret: ““It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.””— Violet
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