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liquorsexandtattoos: 2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen
When The Shit Keeps Piling Up, Get A Shovel
fuckyesvoltaire: ismayell: These computer programs taught themselves how to walk. Generation 80 don’t give a shit. Or: ”walking your drunk-ass friends home from the bar”
biteme-crowley: animatedcosplayer: carryonmy-assbutt: tennant-salad: kitchikishangout: MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’ the post that started it all oh god Never
veggieblt: veggieblt: veggieblt: OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD. I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK. IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE
cornerof5thandvermouth: i aint snortin no fuckin beets just cos im a lil sad holy shit
sprint service trash except for if ur in a hood area. when i was in ne dc the other day i had 17 bars. i was talking to dead ppl on my shit n all that
jaanfe: bridjett: bellpincher: shit, calm down donna THIRSTY. A mess!!! Donna he is a cartoon mascot!!
talisman: when girls orgasm they be grabbin at shit that aint there kickin lamps over throwing pillows their eyes roll back and they recite ancient spells in the language of long lost civilizations thats why I never satisfy women sexually its scary and
wugaazi: White ppl: fucking with demons or some shit Me: fascinating ,,, they are getting in touch with their roots
moschi-no-yes: recaito: Why do white people on tinder always gotta be climbing mountains and rocks and shit? What you looking for up there? More land to steal? jacquemousse
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*
unicornlust: holy shit UNNNNNNNNNNF
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model-aesthetic: prettyvillain: workoutlivelove:emilythouugh:dreamingafterdaybreak:e-l-e-n-a-t:Baby wakes up.I’m not crying you’re cryingwow i literally cant handle this aw man, i cant wait for this Oh my goshhhhh OMGGGGG CUTEST SHIT EVER
You know what’s awkward as fuck? When your ex co-worker finds you’re okc profile ohhhh shit!!!
SHIT OMG YES
really-shit: “Haru and Mina” | Hideaki Hamada
old-school-shit: YESSSS
jiahpleasechill: priestmahad: I also can’t stand people who grew up with money because they always be throwing food out like bitch if you don’t wrap that shit up and eat it later I’m gonna chin check you “I don’t eat leftovers” WELL BITCH,
all-shits-no-giggles-deactivate:🌊.
stardustinoureyes:dannylavvrence:Orange is the New Black - Season 3 - Official Trailer Damn. Just fuck me up now. Holy shit.
emmyc: HOLY SHIT whoever made this omgggg
kankri-senpai-noticed-you: SHIT! IM LATE FOR WHAT DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE 50 SHADES OF NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO DOOT DOOT SKULLTRUMPET A MAKING MY WAY NEPETA IS DEAD [MUFFLED RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN THE AHH YES THE SCALENE
ifyoucarryonthisway: i feel like hawaii doesnt even give one single shit about whats going on theyre just like are we even america whatever brah gotta go catch this sick wave down on beach hakalouilouitatamikilikiouha
intheendtheylljudgemeanyways: so i was at the mall today following this black couple with a baby and the baby starts crying and the father said “yo aint nobody wants to hear that shit” and the baby stopped crying instantaneously. it was the most
twyll: no wait shit you know those jpegs with an image and a bunch of comic sans writings on top with really bad spelling people kept asking me why i burst out laughing in the middle of history class but jesUS chisrt fuckign LOOK AT IT
ipoog: ipoog: ipoog: while we were on the bus today a friend came up with the plan to get a group of people and text this one kid who was in class because HE ALWAYS HAS THE SOUND ON and we all just started to send mad shit to him so i wonder how his
ohblainers: If you ever think your parents are too hard on you just remember that Mufasa materialized as a cloud to tell Simba to get his shit together.
starfish-are-stickers: you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets? fucking FAKE POCKETS THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT
orima-kazooie: ygocanonshuffle: can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair.
angrybagel: “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: *sweats nervously* Obama shit
redvinesgiraffe: democracykills: swaggersbackto-theimpala: I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit GUTEN MORGEN HERR
devil-slaying-mutha-phucka: Daft Punk’s reaction to Miley Cyrus, I was planning to avoid this shit, but this is way too funny.
andthenewt: pocketcucco: okay now I will share an embarrassing story with you all for sleepover saturday a while back I went to a gift shop and I saw a basket of these and I was like oh shit I love bouncy balls!! so I grabbed one and threw it on the
cakewilly: this is like some crazy night vale shit
blobeggs: punknotpop: blobeggs: Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school Holy shit I think I go to the same school as you??? HEY KIDDO
whispering-insomnia: smurflewis: You are the future Oh my shit
tangledbeast: Guys, I’m losing my shit. So, observe the humble tomato. The scientific name for tomatoes is Lycopersicon esculentum, which apparently translates to “edible wolf peach” Why? Apparently there was an old superstition that members
kumagawa: JAPAN IS TAKING THIS SHIT TOO FAR THERE ARE FIGURES OF THE COOKIE CLICKER GRANNY
thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isnt the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit
arekelly: dont you ever try to pull this shit with me I will stab you
bisexualalbinos: im laughing so hard at the guy he’s like “look at this shit” “look at this fucking anime butler that someone painted on this otherwise awesome graffiti wall. i didn’t fucking sign up for this.”
ewebean: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HOLY SHIT SOMEONE PUT THIS IN OUR STUDENT LOUNGE
phantomhivespookysass: nevertrustastegosaurus: Long story short, I brought my Trickster!Dirk cosplay to school today because reasons, and my math teacher went “Hand me that” so of course I kinda have a mini heart attack like oh shit I’m in trouble,
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: how to use a ouija board don’t for real tho how would you like it if you were a spirit. minding your own business. doing spirity things. and a bunch of teenagers bug you to ask you shit like “does justin have a crush on
luffythekumquat: perchu: perchu: if this gets 1000 notes ill catch a magikarp with a masterball. ill do it Shit Wait a minute
sarkyfancypants: yumyumnoodle: it’s like these companies have finally gotten out of their wild college party years and are now trying to be mature adults now. Same goes for the Windows logo I mean look at this shit Is like someone just ironed
kingkitsu: Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV?? “Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…” “What the fuck are they looking at out the window??” “No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to
tsarbucks: no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
beeblejuice: dont you :/ me you piece of shit
averypottermormon: happymahiru: happymahiru: there are a lot of serial killers outside and they sound like little girls being attacked by geese wtf shut up im trying to sleep here THERE ARE GEESE OUTSIDE HOLY SHIT I MEAN GEESE WHO SOUND LIKE LITTLE
gerardscoffeemug: heard u were talkin shit
n-homme: shorten: there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon I feel like i’m not supposed to be looking at this.
