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thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN HE HEARS YOU SAY “ MY MOMS HERE “ LMAO. SHIT JUST MIGHT STOP .. to purchase the original video non edited and cropped version inbox me now or email me at joshuaethantorres@gmail.com
The guy who bullies you every day at school saw your parents dropping you off one day. Your Bully: Holy shit, is that your mom? What a MILF, I would love to shove my cock in that hot slut. You: Hey you can’t say that about my mom! Stay away from
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: I will suck you every day, every hour Anytime. Anywhere. Just say the word. Or you don’t have to say..just clap, flick, snap..a gesture would suffice. Tear that shit up!!! Fuck
My mom would say some shit like this lmfao
jordansheaaa: Shit I do because my mom says have fun & drops me of, run a 5k
boneralmighty: So when Mom told me to make her my “fucking bitch”…..I did just that:-) I have to say….I love my Mom for who she is to me….as a “Mom”……BUT…..as a “slut”? Holy shit is she fucking awesome!!!!! I’ve blasted so much
facelesskinkyblackguyblog:Bitch the west nile virus is back???????The fuckin world is ending lmao this is mother nature saying that she’s tired of our shit and wants us GONEthe what nowcan someone call my mom and tell her to pick me up bc I’m
steviemcfly: My friend’s mom used to say, “Keep an open mind, but not so open stuff starts falling out.” If you’re debating fascism and/or genocide like they’re regular ol’ run-of-the-mill ideas, no wrong answers, then some shit has fallen
ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught me drawing this bs lmfao bye
ruf1ohn1tram: s/o to my mom 4 not saying shit when she caught me drawing this bs lmfao bye yummy ;9
brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone didn’t expect
my nieces and nephews speak japanese cause of their mom and when they call they always ask why I don’t and I never quite know what to tell them.
Words from my mother, “You liked your own picture? Dumb ass. I got 14 people to like mine you have yourself. It’s on like donkey kong!”
When my mom says "I bought food for you", I'm like oh shit wait, I'm coming!
blewis50: briansandstorm: priiincessaurum: dopenmind: Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears. LMAOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS GOLD!!! I have to say I’m in “tears”. Dammmmnnnn!
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
huldukatt: You say ‘fuck’ and he says ‘how hard?’ My only fanart ever of anything of das german Noiz and Aobaby.
trapcard: iwannastayupallnight1d: trapcard: like i can’t believe i have to say this but if you aren’t black it’s literally impossible for you to have a negro nose. That’s not true at all? My mom is white and her nose is literally like jay-z’s,
So today my mom forgot what shredded cheese was called so she called it cheese sprinkles
-hosbeforebros: Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 is my favorite. Why? Because that girl says the funniest shit. She can’t miss a Ke$ha concert and she doesn’t want to stop smoking weed Like is that not fucking funnyIt makes me laugh so hard I don’t even
havocados: anogoodrabblerouser: I pointed out that Macklemore getting awards for saying the same shit that PoC and LGBT people have been saying for years is racism/homophobia and my mom is like ‘but it’s PROGRESS’ mom no mom stop cancer is progress
twerknugget: choco-drop: twerknugget: my mom just hit me for saying swag thank her listen here you little shit
untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said no” excuse to get out of plans, you’re lying.
unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that says “please don’t make a beep sound my mom is gonna be really mad if she finds out I’m making taquitos at 4 am again”
jsantagato: If this dog slapped my mom, I wouldn’t say shit.
africanaquarian: I love to hear other Black folks say “shit” because when we’re truly, absolutely done or somebody just really got us fucked up this is how most of us say it
ok i seriously think my mom is going insane. YEAH i get that you’re going through hella shit right now… WE ALL ARE. so don’t going around treating me like shit THROWING my shit around for no reason like a mad woman saying that i gotta
cynthiathecooldancer: Shit my mom says: I used to think gays shouldn’t be allowed to adopt because it wouldn’t be fair for the child. It would mean that the child doesn’t get to have a straight couple as an example, and it might make them gay.
modified-grrrl: We have two big bosses coming into work tomorrow, so I’m going to try to, as my mom says, fly under the radar. Why is “normal” make-up harder to do than the shit I usually cake on my face..?
prettypussyprincess: woodmeat: gvnkin: thecherrywinehouse: jsantagato: If this dog slapped my mom, I wouldn’t say shit. Shit. I thought that as a dig on top of a dog this dog could spot me in the gym tf this dog just did 25 upstate i thought
get home from a 10 hour shift at work (8am-6pm) doing physical labor and immediately unload 30 pavers from my Mom’s truck that are a good 15 pounds each what the fuck are brothers even for?
thebussyslayer: thebussyslayer: thebussyslayer: NATURAL BLONDES DO IT BETTER BITCH. BUT WHEN HE HEARS YOU SAY “ MY MOMS HERE “ LMAO. SHIT JUST MIGHT STOP .. to purchase the original video non edited and cropped version inbox me now or email
sexisms: My Friends Hot Mom — Brandi Love Rocco heads over to his buddy Kenny’s house to talk about some shit, but Kenny’s mom Brandi Love says her son is working out of town for a few days. She notices that 1) Rocco has been working out, and 2)
all I want is for you guys to listen to me and actually take in what I say and consider it. you brush off my opinions because I’m too “naive” and too young. Mom, I don’t say all that shit to hurt you I say it because I’m
my mOM JUST BOUGHT ME A LITTLE WEBKINZ HEDGEHOG FROM THE STORE she says its to motivate me to do better in school agkjadgdgj but wowowow what a cutie my goodness i haven’t played flippin’ webkinz in years im gonna fuck shit up
what i meant in that last post is that i asked my mom for the pokemon black and white game and she says i have too many games so i ain’t getting it sobs
i dont think ive ever mentioned it here but a few days ago my mom surprised me by saying she orDERED ME A NEW COMPUTER (its a half birthday present) AND IT JUST GOT HERE TODAY AND I AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
