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ilcastro: stardustandswirls: me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing
apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that
whatt-to-do:you ever open a message and think ‘what the fuck am I supposed to say to this’
jem-sie: stressed out? masturbate have a headache? masturbate gotta leave? stay in bed, masturbate have so much shit to do? who cares!masturbate
my day got boring when i had to do extensive research into wedding reception furniture. what is my life, really O_O
that feeling you get when you've made someone you care about feel like shit
snorlaxatives: the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
buck-barnes: i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
bleu-skylar: Why buy new headphones when all you have to do is bend the chord a certain way at the right angle, exactly 89 degrees with you finger holding it in place
k-eke: Baguette baguette baguette !This time, it’s a video !!I added a song with the animation and worked with the rythm, it was a test and I really like how it looks ! I have to post more videos like this one in the futur, it’s funny to do and I
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
weightedthinking: duxwontobey: weightedthinking: duxwontobey: caribun: flirt is always the correct choice full res: http://tinyurl.com/q7793j2 You do realize frisk is like under 10? xp Frisk’s age, nationality, and gender are all intentionally
urtube: taze-that-chicken: urtube: It’s so fucked when you lose your glasses like you need them to see so how are you supposed to look for them cause you can’t see shit you do realize that people don’t turn blind when they don’t have glasses
omg when girls do the lesbians ooooooooomg what a bunch of bull
tittytaytay: astreana: haitiansensationsaint: illmaticraj: fuckyeah4chair: yeahmicah: betterthankanyebitch: HE WENT INTO THE CLASSROOM I AM CRYI NG This man is doing the Lord’s work. Happy Black History Month @haitiansensationsaint it’s
after all the shit i put you through I’m glad you’re still ok, even if you won’t ever speak to me again
buttemblem: fuckyeahdementia: my life is now complete [moar] reblogged after 32 seconds in HOLY SHIT
flabofsteel: sams-supernatural-dick: “Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-” This speaks to me on so many levels right now
jackrusso: didsomeonesayadventure: carrie-onn: @ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding! They are like the
sharkira: do u ever go to reblog a cool post but then and out of spite u just no
cats-and-cardigans: cure4hiccups: icapturedbeauty: This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃 FHS SHUT THE FUCK i’m literally on the verge of tears
meagan-hood: bornabitch-allthedaysandnights: helterskelterrr: If i didnt brush through my hair everyday itd start to dread by itself but god forbid i actually let it do that bc of “cuulterall approopriaation”. Gtfoutta here. I dont even want
intel-i386: hypo-thermic: young-replica: young-replica: I didn’t back Might Number 9. I never backed a Kickstarter Feels fucking fantastic h- holy SHIT How do I get a job to professionally shitpost on Twitter
jonbutter: ajyson: grumsal: they’re *finally* making sexy oliver twist “please, daddy, i want some more” not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute
ayellowbirds: trashgender-garbabe-nova: blazingjaya: titankoretech: adhd-is: thatadhdfeel: “WOW IM SO GLAD MY DOCTOR TOLD ME ABOUT THIS” SAID NONE OF US EVER I’d never heard of this but this is like my entire life. Because it’s not just
xyle: bookslayer13: xyle: *unconsciously touches own boobs in public* *remembers im not suppose to do that* I think you mean subconsciously no. catch me at your local walmart asleep in the Ball Cage gripping onto my titties for dear life
tfw you wanna be a great ally and you wanna kick some racist butts but you’re both too uninformed to know how to help best and too mentally ill to learn all the stuff needed to argue shit properly, let alone well enough to remember it all
onlyblackgirl:Y'all gone have to put it more work on colorism besides making posts that say “reblog to support our dark skin sistas!” That shit don’t help in the real world.
prestoflauto: bluepulserjaime: Do you even love yourself? hgdsghgjh
the-real-eye-to-see: I admire such women like Fatemeh Hamami! Despite all the obstacles, she does her favorite thing! Unfortunately, her difficulties do not end with her physical limitations, because the country in which she lives is far from perfect.
onlyblackgirl: jaimields: cartnsncreal: Everyone in America should rightly be pissed about this! Out-of-control cops violating our civil liberties w/ impunity I saw someone’s Facebook response saying “if they’ll do this to a nurse
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
smitethepatriarchy: mall-communism: South Park normalized anti-semitism for a whole generation of young people and tbh I think it helped foster the rebirth of nazism Anti-semitism and the idea that not caring and doing nothing is somehow peak political
theawesomeadventurer: retrogamingblog: Japan has Pokemon Gashapon machines that dispense miniature gashapon machines with tiny prizes this is the shit I do like
i-hate-chick-fil-a: Right wing white man john boehner fought marijuana as an elected official and is now - shock - in the marijuana business!! White businessmen change their minds about shit real quick when they realize they don’t just have
This the shit I do like
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