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Silver ChristmasSecret Santa gift to me from @fogwatch13Jimmy woke up to the thud again, and cursed “Goddammit, againwith this shit?” he hissed to no one in particular. It was the third night in a row since his new neighbor moved in that he heard
harvzilla: Silver Christmas Secret Santa gift to me from @fogwatch13 Jimmy woke up to the thud again, and cursed “Goddammit, againwith this shit?” he hissed to no one in particular. It was the third night in a row since his new neighbor moved
his-brown-putita: This is what happens to His dirty brown toilet when she doesn’t smoothly gulp down His stream of Piss and chokes and backs up spilling His golden gift, He uses the disgusting shit and piss layered toilet plunger in His bathroom on
novelty-gift-ideas:Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks This is the kind of shit I need asap
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Clifton is a unique engagement ring case that can be easily slipped into the pocket or the wallet. The discreet design allows the case to be easily hidden without showing much profile. At approximately 1cm thick, Clifton presents the ring with a delightfu
thechronicleofshe: centelle:OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFEwhen a cat likes you, its like being elected president.when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excali
thechronicleofshe:centelle:OH MY FUCK GOD SHIT GREATEST MOMENT OF MY SHORT LIFEwhen a cat likes you, its like being elected president.when a bird likes you, its like being chosen King Arthur, ruler of albion, the once and future king, gifted with Excalibu
iamtonysexual: horus-zahak: biggggblack: aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO
heckyeahawesome: shutupmygod: hellafellafoool: danabulilit: ADVANCE BIRTHDAY GIFT? :((( as in ang cute talaga e -____- OHMYG. AKIN KA NALANG :x SHIT THAT’S WHAT I’M ASKING FOR. EXCEPT THE IT’S VANS, THE ONES I WANT. Eh, I waaant. :3
pearlsnose: Me: -DRAWS SOMETHING OTHER THAN PEARLMETHYST FOR ONCE-ME: what the shit howThis is a gift for my wife… this ship’s aesthetic is -thumbs up-
two-ts: two-ts: two-ts: garstking: A lil gift for two-ts for putting up with my shit ;~; I firmly believe that it is a problem with bitpay, and not you. This looks awesome! Love the coloring, especially her hair/ears. Very well done!Eventually it’ll
blackbull4whitecouples:supportinterracial: She is bringing home a gift for you white boi! BLACK sperm dinner! Hot shit
ninjakittyhf: ★Ahh that time of year. The feeling of excitement mounting as you tear open a delicately wrapped gift, the squeal of delight when you realize oh-my-god-is-that-a-limited-edition-Anios-plushie-holy-shit! :D★Commissioned by the ever-wonderful
Holy shit. Talk about taking your breath away, what a fantastic gift.
jacknjill2616: lactatingpotat0: milkjunkie13: It must be my birthday! And what a sprinkler system this hucow has installed ;-) My milk. A gift to you.. Lots of milk Shit milky tits
sexyhotjasmine: oh yes she is beautiful and gifted with huge tits and a huge cock.xxxxxx hmmm would love to have her fuck my pussy and ass, then iw ould suck her big tits and suck on her huge cock, before her huge cock gets to fuck the shit out of my
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What birthday gift would you give an estranged brother that stole over 躔 worth of cash from you, drove your mom’s car into another at age 13, destroyed tons of your shit and went over your possessions for anything of value so he could buy drugs,
My youngest brother texted me earlier today to thank me for the gift. Part of me would rather he have not done that, because forgiveness is hard as shit and moving on is not something my family is known for - hell, grandma still gives my mom a ton of
The first collab that me and Lord Daftles did together as a present for Rose. Daftles did the lines, I did the coloring, Rose did the gift receiving and all of our shit was super-fly. From what I recall, I think she said that it was “pretty neato&rd
land-of-sins-and-pails: A really big thank you to @underwatersins for letting me draw their OCs Orona and Naamah! They were fun to draw and color. ((Sorry if Naamah looks a little bigger than originally intended!)) OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH,,,
Even though I sounded like an ungrateful lil shit the last few messages…My Christmas wasn’t so bad, everyone pretty chipper… Things could have worked out better but it is what it is? No big fights, i got a lot of (un)necessary gifts
hunhansdick: incredible-edible-eggyeol: CRYING OVER KAI AND ALL HIS GIFTS HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT EXOTICS MAY BE CRAZY BUT WHEN BIRTHDAYS COME AROUND WE GO HARD OR WE GO HOME ‘we go hard or we go home’ IM CRYING
grawly: winged-with-desire: grawly: grawly: grawly: grawly: you should never lookat a horse wait shit hang on never kick horse in the mouth please help me It’s gift
good-sonic-shit:Tyson Hesse is a gift
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this little figurine from Hot Topic when I was on shift the other day. He got one for everyone, he said (one of the ways he spent his tax return. oh and then he made me feel like shit because
circuitbird: I’m not usually a colorful dresser, but when your friend gifts you a 100% legit vintage Jurassic Park t-shirt, you fucking wear that shit.
scorpio-nasty0441: 2070yc6891: killakillakadafi191:Women that keep sucking after you nut are a gift from above This shit right here…. dangerous 😩 Best video I’ve seen in a while 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
captainbutteredmuffin: northsartcave: A little gift for @Captainbutteredmuffin I know Capt likes the blushie Dashie. [Like my art? Consider supporting my Patreon] W-whoa…dat’s a big pepper grinder… Also holy shit that Dashie. 10/10 would
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
dangerously-human: batmanisagatewaydrug: wearywater: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: gifted student™ brains are about as functional as horses when you get right down to it which sounds like a shit post but consider: horses? hypothetically
Sales clerk: Would you like a gift receipt? Me: …. Sales clerk: …. Me: Hahahahahaha. NO! This shit is for moi!
bbincumming2: dagalush-skammal: “…lose yourself in the flesh, young ones. The feeling, the touch, the amazing joy of fucking and being fucked, of licking. The odors of sweat, blood, piss, shit and semen - these are your valuable gifts. Savour
togepistew: capricious-muse: Okay but Harley is so fucking considerate, tho? She knows Canary and Arrow are having a baby and that the baby will either be an archer or a screamer and she presents gifts accordingly. Holy shit. xD God willing this is
scarmonaspron:I recommend Sing Your Praises for those that absolutely adore Jesse complimenting the shit out of Han. Short, sweet, and to the point. @samatura thank you so much for the gift of your writing, hope you never stop. <3
transvivienne: boychic: black-morticia: I can’t believe Blizzard gifted us with Hanzo “Beefcake” Shimada but as YET to show us him actually lifting heavy shit. I want to see this 5'8" man throwing around Reinhardt’s hammer like it’s
capricious-muse: Okay but Harley is so fucking considerate, tho? She knows Canary and Arrow are having a baby and that the baby will either be an archer or a screamer and she presents gifts accordingly. Holy shit. xD
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palmofthelefthandblack: thaddeusmcboosh: Late Birthday Present for TheSelfSufficientCrescent Sorry it took a bit. I was still wrapping you gift. His character, Phaedra. Who I fuckin’ adore. So yeah. Happy birthday, brother. Cheers and shit I dunno.
slbtumblng: Getting just damn new pyjama as a gift, at a couple of weeks before fucking X-mas, because nobody here gives a shit anymore. same u u,
advice-animal: Nature’s gift Actually there a group developing trees that emit wifi signals. I shit you not.
drifloon: broki: funkdracula: tokoton: glorious I want all of these Christmas gifts for myself. things i want making my tumblr into an amazon wishlist give me “i am the shit” envelope and “i will kick you in the balls if i have
best-of-funny: ladysomnambule: hannanigans: aaamaaazooon: LET’S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK© BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN,
kiritouzamaki123: supergreatpussy: Bree Olson giving you a Christmas gift to remember. Holy shit she’s hot
fleet-wing: asheecakes: Gift for @fleet-wing ……All of the homo >.> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT Thanks Ashee! I love it! x:
dad-makes-smut: SOME SUPER DUPER WUPER GAY SHIT THAT TOOK FAR FAR FAR TOO LONG AS A GIFT TO A FRIEND. I’ve been plucking away at this for the past while, bits and bobs here since I work a full time job with constantly changing hours. Was my first time
fuckyeahpokemon: ”I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” Wait, is that a direct quote from the movie? If so, holy shit, that was way more profound
sylladex: corgisandboobs: ajc804: shortformblog: michaelhayes: This is great. Houston Texan Andre Johnson’s receipts for รK he spent on Xmas gifts for kids in Child Protective Services. That is the best receipt ever. The shit you DON’T hear
marliciously: Christmas Gift for my GF. Some of our Ro-RP pairings. I printed them on mugs, because there cant be enough mugs in our house. *stares* This is a fucking brilliant idea. NOW IF I COULD DRAW. BUT I CAN’T. But if I could, holy shit I’d
fanaticandfemale: ➤ honestly, this show is e v e r y t h i n g .
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atissi: museum gift shop: its that vase you saw me: museum gift shop: but really small me: holy shit
cityofplacidity: poke-problems: Victini is back! How to get it on your copy of Black or White: Mystery Gift > Recieve Gift > Nintendo WFC > Virtuoso Victini! This is such horse shit. I got Vic when the game first came out. They should not
perversvetvarken: grover3: hsojyobevals: How to get rid of a stubborn cold. Just when I think an Alpha can’t come up with even more nasty shit for his faggot….. It’s just another gift from a Real Man, a snotty gift, but one the fag is
luxeskynet: gentsloft: tarynel: thecherrywinehouse: Nudes and sex are not actual birthday/Christmas/whatever gifts. Do not let ya girl play you with that shit 😂😂😂 That’s real though! Stop being lazy and put some effort into that shit!
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