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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
MOTHER FUCKER.
WAIT.
KILL ME NOW
Sherlock
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!
enerjax: John said wear the hat so you will wear it (ಠ_ಠ)
野の花
Another sentimental argument and bitter love
apoliceboxandadeerstalker: Took me a second. This is adorable.
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themindofmoriarty: under-johnlock-and-key: christmasbatch: whybenedict: if john watson doesn’t wear jumpers this season i will cry I think John’s done with jumpers in general did you just
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