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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“My jumpers aren’t the only thing about me with depth and complexity.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
lookivegotablanket: Sherlock | Favourite Things | A Study in Pink | 022 SHERLOCK: What’s wrong?JOHN: Just met a friend of yours.SHERLOCK: A friend?JOHN: An enemy.SHERLOCK: Oh. Which one?JOHN: Well, your arch-enemy. According to him. Do people have
sherlock-needs-his-john: Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
john-watson-is-sherlocked: asherlockian: pernillo: thenocturnalcouchpotato: fosterthepeoplejunkster: lypo: lypo: got a family of 4 in my house :)X my husband died, just me n the kids :(X ”we’re not calling him dad.” i am legitimately
john-buttfucking-sherlock: teacher: “why dont you tell the class a little bit about yourself”
john-watson-is-sherlocked: isacslaheys: setfiretorains: isacslaheys: setfiretorains: isacslaheys: setfiretorains: isacslaheys: gotta get that nasty dick taste outta my mouth then re-apply a coat of my 1D lipstick gotta stay smelling nice!
entertainment-natanula: I’m so fangirling right now :)
where is my mind?
sherlocks: john green is my favorite person
john-watson-is-sherlocked: severingsnapes: mr-egbutt: seifukucat: eating clocks is really time consuming especially when you go back for seconds The gif is perfect because it represents the only two possible reactions to this joke
john-watson-is-sherlocked: l-eerooy: this summer lasted a good 30 seconds
