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“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love for you.” Submitted by thecagedbirdwithasong.
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you just turned me straight. Let’s have dinner.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted by somepeaceplease.
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your heart… Would you mind buzzing me in?”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“You could never repel me.”
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
Submitted by aladyking: I laughed because the minute I read that the John Shimeji started pouting. John: “Damn Sherlock always leaving me behind.” OH MY GOD. I swear these things are sentient.
Submitted by nobirdstofly: John just crawled on top of Sherlock’s head… He just wants a piggyback ride!
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t consult you just because I’m desperate.”
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
nobetrayalnojudgementnofear: I love Omegle xD Oh God, I love this one. I totally read it in John and Sherlock’s voices XD
"Teh Sex Room": A Sherlock/The Room Crossover Fic
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
So I was looking for Shrock on YouTube, because until I got that message a couple days ago I never really thought about it. I mean, I already knew about Wrock and Trock, plus I had heard plenty of Sherlock-themed parodies on Tumblr, so I figured it probab
AH! Thank you so much! I still can’t believe that some people go through the entire blog! :D I intend to keep going as long as the Sherlock fandom is on Tumblr!
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up. Basic stuff: The
bbcsherlockpickuplines: Okay, so I’ve never done one of these before, but it recently came to my attention that there are waaaaay more Sherlockians than I realized on the California Central Coast, and I’ve always wanted to go to a Tumblr meet-up.
Me (Sherlock): The pants and Purple Shirt of Sex were borrowed from my friend Beth, so I have no clue where they were bought. The deerstalker was in a Halloween store for บ. I can’t remember what the store was called, (it wasn’t Spirit),
justonehellofafangirl: Me and my girlfriend using Sherlock related stuff to flirt with each other. Definitely the new sexy best relationship ever Thank you, Froggy, for your awesome blog which can finally come to use in real life!  AAAAAAAHHHHH,
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s exile took.”
“Are you London? Because I want to get to know you and breathe in every quiver of your beating heart.”
“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d definitely shave for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I love you more than Sherlock loves dancing.”
“My mustache isn’t the only thing I’d shave for you.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I would name my daughter after you even if your first name was William.â€
“I would love you even if you looked (and smelled) the part for one of my homeless network.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger to spice up my life.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
As per tradition, here is your Valentine’s Day video!The Sherlock fandom has changed a lot. It used to be all crack, but nowadays it seems like the crack has mostly been replaced with salt. So where does that leave a cracky blogger like me?A more importan