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“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced candy.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).
“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”
“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.
“So, you like letting freaks into your crime scenes… How about letting a freak into your bed?”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“Without you, my heart is like the coin that Mary shot… There’s an empty hole in it.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“I bet you can make me scream… and I don’t mean like Claudette Bruhl.”
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“My love for you isn’t like Lord Moran’s bomb– it doesn’t have an off switch.”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you need my hose.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based on a suggestion by amylemoymoy.
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like you’ve brightened my day already.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next door… I won’t be speedy.â€Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“Someone stalking me isn’t the only ‘personal matter’ I’d like to write to you about.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Scold me like Irene Adler scolded Kate Middleton.â€
“Me without you is like a deerstalker with only one front.â€
“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.â€
“You stole my heart like Eddie Van Coon stole the jade hair pin.â€
“I promise to treat you like a queen… and by that I mean I’ll show up at your house in nothing but a bed sheet.â€
“Irene Adler may know what you like, but I am what you like.â€
“Our sex is like a crime– the weirder it is, the more I get off.â€
“I wish I could hack CCTV cameras like Mycroft, because I can’t keep my eyes off of you.â€
“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d like to do on my kitchen table.â€
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity in his bathroom would.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
“I heard you have a mouth like a crimson wound. Shall I kiss it better for you?â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
FAP I MEAN FWAP NO WAIT I DO MEAN FAP hilarious-war: are you still tacking request? John and Sherlock like one of your french girls? (has this been done yet?) rubbishapple: Hello! I absolutely adore the
sherlock 1: “this is my chair pick a different chair” sherlock 2: “I’M the guest, i get whichever chair i want” watsons: “…children…” there were a bunch of other requests for something like this
Sherlock as Howl from Howl’s moving castle, if you’d like!!!— dragon-in-a-top-hat remember several weeks ago when i opened requests for like two minutes and said i’d do three but then i only did two here is the third one lol
