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“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I would share my ‘herbal soothers’ with you.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Let’s adopt cats together… Hounds drive me crazy.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Makeover queen? No, I’m the makeout queen.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just met Magnussen.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“The thought of being without you scares me more than a Baskerville Hound.”
“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“You’re hotter than The Dynamics of Combustion.”
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Let’s multiply like Bluebell.”
“I bet I can make you thirstier than Greg alone at a wedding.”
“You don’t need to be Kate Middleton for me to treat you like royalty.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.
“Is recreational scolding your division?”
“You don’t have to show me beheadings to get a hug from me.”
“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other than John’s blog.”
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good on you, you’re putting the ass in assassin… twice.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood floor… Would you like me to leave some claw marks on your back?”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
Here you go, Tumblr! Your annual Valentine’s Day video! I looked at all of your requests and tried to put together a sort of compromise.In case you’re curious why I chose the pick-up lines I did, these are the top 10 (based on number of notes)
“Who hunts in the middle of a crowd? Me on my way to steal yo girl.”
“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is a good day… because I’m with you.”
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“The fandom may call me Cupid, but I need some lovin’ of my own too.”
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make an exception if you wanna break into my bedroom.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like to lick.”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“I’m such an animal in the bedroom, you’re gonna mistake me for a Baskerville experiment.â€
“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about banging something other than my tea on the table?â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“Your eyes are more colorful than John’s Christmas jumper.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll need a blanket.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Are you a Baskerville Hound? Because you’ve been taking over my mind.â€
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’ your hole with my cock.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“Is your last name Morstan? Because I wanna Mary you.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
