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“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
Feel the love… All of it.My first attempt at being more artsy fartsy than cracky.
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths professor to multiply with.â€
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
merthur-sheriarty: Sheriarty AUJim Moriarty is very clingy, especially when it comes to his detective boyfriend (wait did I say AU?)
anothermindpalace: » 3 years had gone by since that tragic day. 3 years of waiting for Sherlock to return from the dead. Come on, how hard could it be? If he could fake his dead, so could Sherlock? Right? No, Sherlock Holmes did not survive his fall.
sheriarty-iou: I made this melted crayon painting of Cas and Dean staring into each other’s eyes in art class and my teacher saw it and was like “Oh that’s so pretty, what is it” and I told it was a man and his guardian angel and she hung it
sheriarty: idbelostwithoutmyblogger: sternhagel: #I have now seen Sherlock Holmes fall flat on his face out of bed #My life is complete #still wondering how Martin did not giggle after opening the door and seeing that #or maybe he did #and there’s
sheriarty-iou: #master has given dobby a fucking heart attack
