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“She loves it. She held up pretty well last night. I lost count of how many times she made herself cum, but I think it was three. She doesn’t seem to miss you. I am sending her to get her nails done and buy some lingerie today, as I will
“She never took her eyes off you the whole time she was sucking his THICK cock. Well, I suppose there was that minute or so where her eyes were closed and he was blasting her with his juice…that doesn’t count.”
“She’s so loyal…she never took her eyes off you the whole time she was sucking his THICK cock. Well, I suppose there was that minute or so where her eyes were closed and he was blasting her with his sauce…but that doesn’t count.”
How many loads has she taken? A) One large load. B) 2-4 loads. C) 5-8 loads. D) About 25% of the loads she’ll be taking today. E) She doesn’t bother counting. That’s not what she’s for. F) About a third of the guys’ Jizz
onlyshecums: It can’t count as cheating on her husband if she doesn’t even know who it is.
Put on your gloves because the Busty Box Finale is here! Busty Box Finale is the sexy hot wet ending we all deserve! So the sexy Vampiress has been knocked down for the count and ravished silly… but that game ain’t over yet! She doesn&rsqu
Please Teacher. Okay, technically she’s half-human, half-alien. Doesn’t matter, since as Ice-T once said, “If you’re from Mars and you got a pussy, we will fuck you.” (Body Count, “KKK Bitch" http://www.youtube.c
whiteconqueror: Her chinese mum probably had to work for years before she could afford to send her daughter to Europe. Money well spent.Now this chink doesn’t even count as a person anymore. It’s a filthy, broken toy.
eager-teens: She signed the celibacy contract at school but anal doesn’t count right?
cant-help-cheating: This is the third - fourth? fifth? - of your friends who’ve been by to fuck your wife while you’re at work. Frankly, she’s lost count and doesn’t really care. She just hopes they remind her to get cleaned up and dressed
worthlessslave: I told her I had something that would help her with controlling what came out of her mouth. I didn’t tell her I was going to put in it. She’s turning into a good cock sucking whore. And she doesn’t say much unless you count uh
eager-teens:She signed the celibacy contract at school but anal doesn’t count right?
SNOOKI SAID MY NICKNAME . EVEN THOUGH IT WASN’T DIRECTED AT ME && SHE DOESN’T KNOW I EXSIST.. IT STILL COUNTS!! KIND OF.. (:
brutalmaster: Somewhere around orgasm #14, she lost track. Amusingly, this will cause problems later, because he specifically instructed her to count how many were forced out of her body during this session, and he doesn’t take well to failure.(P.S.
Jasper doesn’t appear often in Steven Universe. Over the course of 3 seasons she’s only had five appearances, not counting other jaspers that have appeared as cameos in flashbacks. When she does appear however, things usually take a dark turn, and
bshenanigans: tellmeayarn: d-lightfulexcess: This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library. Put that last line on my headstone
rigglos: My mom doesn’t fully know what she’s doing, but she’s having fun And I think that’s what counts
ourholestory: ourholestory: truly, the most appetizing view of all. I am one lucky guy. -D she is SO fucking beautiful. -D I fail to see how this doesn’t have a significantly higher note count.
jcduke1: myfeminizationblog:Don’t know who the model is… but that doesn’t matter, she is a whore who deserves to be used, and I’d give the world to be her! Never stop counting how many more. I’d do anything and I mean Anything to become
“Hey, Dad. Mom bought this for me for my birthday then just told me to put it on and come in here. Looks nice, doesn’t it?”I grinned and nodded - I’d have to thank my wife later. Then again, I’m sure she was counting on it.
bimbo-magazine:The 6 types of bimbosOffice slutIf a Bimbo works, she works in a office. Porn doesn’t count as work for her. Since a Bimbo is very confident about her sexuality she dresses on the edge of appropriate and flirts like that. I don’t know
cum-and-tears: youwerewonderful: She doesn’t sound very bright, but she does as she’s told Does this cunt actually think we would believe it knows about math? It can’t even count the number of cocks it services.
ask-shaula: //Shaula is now the worlds sexiest dragon slayer, I love how I did her eyes. But for now She has to wear this helmet for a while, I hope that it doesn’t count for the cute-off? XD featuring chrysalis-army who lost the cute-off. XP xD
broodingsoul:HOLY SHIT this woman at the gym was watching this dude do bicep curls at the gym, and he smiled and flexed and said “don’t worry I have a license for these” and she said “a learners permit doesn’t count as a license, are you about
loveyourchaos:uglyuglyugly2: A bar has opened that doesn’t serve alcohol, and it’s surprisingly successful. Brillig Dry Bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan doesn’t serve alcohol, but owner Nic Sims is counting on customers not caring. She hasn’t had a
midbloods: If I’ve ever called you Nerd nerdlord wow what a dweeb dweebasaurus rex meme squad gay as heckie fuckin weeb its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u
alice-in-neverneverland: franzis-frantic-thoughts: beautyofsorrow: atwellling: y'all saying peggy carter doesn’t count as a superhero because she doesn’t have any special powers but never even questioning batman’s status in the genre when they
uglyuglyugly2: A bar has opened that doesn’t serve alcohol, and it’s surprisingly successful. Brillig Dry Bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan doesn’t serve alcohol, but owner Nic Sims is counting on customers not caring. She hasn’t had a drink in 20
beyoncespenis: witneyhouston: the beyhive are just like beyonce: never made it past a 5th grade education but they can count the 17 damn grammys she bought and if we do the math right she still has 17 grammys your fave doesn’t and in 5th grade
dolphininthetree:A little oral fun doesn’t count as cheating. Not according to the new rules of relationship which she set anyway…
eyan-j: uglyuglyugly2: A bar has opened that doesn’t serve alcohol, and it’s surprisingly successful. Brillig Dry Bar in Ann Arbor, Michigan doesn’t serve alcohol, but owner Nic Sims is counting on customers not caring. She hasn’t had a drink
beautyofsorrow: atwellling: y'all saying peggy carter doesn’t count as a superhero because she doesn’t have any special powers but never even questioning batman’s status in the genre when they have the exact same abilities. i see you. #holy double
the-absolute-funniest-posts: octaviavectorr: pancakeremix: DON’T MIND ME JUST POSTING MY LOST BOYS GROUP. Also Tiger Lily. But she doesn’t count because GIRLS ARE GROSS. BEST COSPLAY EVER EVERYONE GO HOME Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
fish-dinner-connoisseur: madredenutrias: imsoshive: icecubesangryface: missinglinc: Bitch, huh? Tried to show out for Twitter and showed she doesn’t have a handle on basic math. Lol I know I can’t count but she got me beat. bruh lmfao. it’s
morefunwithdickandjane: Options…😈 “The Mrs”… We have been married a LONG TIME. I have seen her naked more times than I can count…😍 The same can be said for sex…😈 But there will never be a time where she doesn’t turn me on…❤️😈❤️
papishanpoo: “If she doesn’t cum it doesn’t count as a body” 📝📝📝📝
1ruckus: Im thinking to myself, how many times will I will make you cum tonight? Then I recall asking her after our last few encounters how many times she had come. She replied, “I lost count but it doesn’t matter, it was unforgettable.” Then
dailyreigncw: “I think [Mary]’s desperately trying to stay calm. It doesn’t come naturally to her; she counts to 10 in her head and takes a deep breath, because if she doesn’t she’s going to end up dead.”
“Good grief, Honour! Are you trying to get yourself flagged as containing adult content?” exclaimed Mr. Crude.“What? Nothing is showing,” she replied.“You’re almost exposing one of your nipples.”“Almost doesn’t count, does it?” she
I have an 80 in a class because my teacher doesn’t accept late homework and she counted one assignment as three seperate grades and refused to collect an assignment because it was half done. Fuck you I’d have an A in your class if you weren’t such
burningangel: Unfortunately, Sierra Cure doesn’t come with the house like the fountain does. She does cum IN the house though, so that counts for something! See more at BurningAngel.com
slipperyhot: What would you DO if Dakota Skye lived at your house? … Would it matter if she was your Sister? … Would you tell her ‘Anal doesn’t count’ ? … Would you let her make you her sub? … Lick her pussy on demand? … Whenever …
bibliofilariidae: bshenanigans: tellmeayarn: d-lightfulexcess: This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library. Put that last line on my headstone @exinsomniac
aloneinmyoffice: domstoryteller:It doesn’t count as cheating on my sister as long as I’m wearing her clothes, right? Don’t I look so much better in them than she does anyway? -Candi Kik DomStoryTeller makes sense to me…
simmered:denial-permanente:She told me it doesn’t matter how long it’s been. I should stop trying to count the days. It would be like counting the stars, she said.
Count your blessings if you happen to run into a girl that finds she gets off on hurting you. It doesn’t matter if she has experience: she will taketo it soon enough. This lady looks like she is quite strong and all too..
captaindego: Count your blessings if you happen to run into a girl that finds she gets off on hurting you. It doesn’t matter if she has experience: she will taketo it soon enough. This lady looks like she is quite strong and all too..
marinetti-dinner-party:bshenanigans: tellmeayarn: d-lightfulexcess: This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library. Put that last line on my headstone Fascism described as “a cult