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thelibrarina: writing-prompt-s: You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare. For never was a story of more woeO bard Alexa, play us despacito.
brockianultracricket: rayyyder: petties-anonymous: beachdeath: beachdeath: hell? empty. all the devils? here. omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass Hell: emptyDevils: hereDick: out it’s what
misstylersmith: badwolfxoncomingstorm: misstylersmith: i don’t know why when Rose is in the shakespeare code in fanfiction, she and the Doctor are so shy about sharing the bed, in my head he’d lay first and then open his arms and she’d jump right
shakescene: england? you mean the country they made up for shit like shakespeare and doctor who? that isn’t real, you know-
ironmanstan: those song lyric title, 23k words, one chapter fics on ao3 are better than all of shakespeare and dostoyevskis works combined
shakescene:shakespeare woke up everyday and he said “well. time to write another role for david tennant.”
sandersstudies: sandersstudies: sandersstudies: asdcats: You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth? What kind of Shakespeare copy is this “Thou calledst me dog before thou
incorrectgallifreyquotes:Leela: Just you wait and see. I am going to romance your freakin’ ass off.Narvin: That’s beautiful. Is that Shakespeare?
princesshamlet:princesshamlet:you can put one ‘fuck’ anywhere in the complete works of shakespeare. reblog and tag where it goes. okay post cancelled nobody even BOTHER trying to top this one
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mr-craig:spixi:ive realised there isnt a huge market for shakespeare shit posts There isn’t a huge market but I’d still eat Claudio’s heart there.
jessalrynn:gravedangerahead:I’m the account that reposts sparknotes’ Shakespeare tweets now, that’s my role in the ecosystem And you are doing it so well!
currentlycryingaboutlancelot:big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce “I am here and I am evil. I am here to do mischief.” and then that’s exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever
biglawbear:Infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters will not, apparently, write Shakespeare. They will write a homoerotic 1973 mafia film by Martin Scorsese.
brujitaluni: William Shakespeare decía:Yo siempre me siento Feliz, sabes por qué?Porque no espero nada de nadie; esperar siempre duele; La vida es corta, por eso ama la vida, Se feliz y siempre sonríe, Sólo vive para ti y recuerda: Antes de Hablar,
grapefruitdragon: Meet Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet, she is about to take her own life. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
california-xox-n0stalgia: Every “Romeo” and “Juliet” in the entirety of Shakespeare’s play brought together with 55,440 red lines. One of my favorite pieces.
miserabilia: shakespeare book covers on behance.
rururaptor: allthatandasideoftom: quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks: liliesandthorns: lookwhatihavefound: Death Wish Coffee (ฤ) Billed as the world’s strongest coffee, Death Wish Coffee is not for casual drinkers. Buy it ground or as whole beans
opheliau: books read in 2k16. macbeth by william shakespeare. by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
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samandriel: wishingonalightningbolt: kidswithhats: if anne hath a will, anne hathaway That’s kinda funny because Will Shakespeare’s wife was named Anne Hathaway so Anne Hathaway hath a Will. I quit. DAMMIT
lome-lindi: alongcameatom: annabananawiththeblueberryeyes: Animals auditioning for Shakespeare THIS MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE POST EVER That last one KILLED me
mizbingley: littleredridingcat: victoria-q-nerdballs: worriedaboutblank: silencingthedrums: ggallifreyann: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky,
insearchofthegoodride: This is a book of Shakespeare’s Complete Works. It belongs to me. It used to belong to Clifford Simpson. My grandpa. I’m told he used to read from it. To my grandma. In bed. How flaming romantic.
Nothing makes me happier than looking through my post-1700 Brit Lit professor's (hilarious) pictures on facebook, only to notice that my Shakespeare professor has commented on most of them
mandatoryupgrades: Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written: I want that to be the final line of my biography.
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing
fringelol: dunhamsanddreamscapes: “Remember your Shakespeare, dear.”Anna Torv - the Late Show (2008)Fringe - Over There Part I (2010) ♥ Joel DOES rhyme with Troll
fer1972: William Shakespeare’s Star Wars by Ian Doescher illustrated by Nicolas Delort (Artist on tumblr)
ceruleanship: writingonthecastlewalls: Nathan on Shakespeare. I live for Nathan Fillion.
lloydgrints: narcissamalfoys: i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understands the meaning of being a celebrity he bought an ice cream truck he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!) he built a mini ice-rink a Mini
captainisbee: Shakespeare confused by technology is a whole series of stock photos.
ripelypine: my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.” “But we’re JUST like
sarah531: The other day I had a really good idea for a story: A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the
chibisilverwings: clinttbarton: i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty Before I leave,
cantgeddynuffofdatass: This is my favourite Shakespeare quote
dajo42: one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him his pen had stopped working before
dunhamsanddreamscapes: “Remember your Shakespeare, dear.”Anna Torv - the Late Show (2008)Fringe - Over There Part I (2010) ♥
leasthelpful: You’d think Shakespeare could work in at least a couple vampires
forestlover: keyholeslumber: modestinferno: circumlocute: Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
ellie5192: webofgoodnews: Animal firsts! Shakespeare was not prepared at all
gayturians: don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one
carolxdanvers: This summer… Two supporting characters from a beloved Shakespeare classic adopt a child! Hijinks ensue in— Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dad
ultralaser: you-wish-you-had-this-url: chibisilverwings: clinttbarton: i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha. Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y Grab my skull, I’m out the door,
shannananan:kat-howard:dbvictoria:Shakespearean insults, with cats. 7 more here. I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now. Can we just appreciate how cat meme culture has changed over the years? In
francisabernathyed: dukeofbookingham: lathrine: professorfangirl: wburartery: Career illusionist Teller (of Penn & Teller) is cooking up a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest” using freaking MAGIC! Read the heck out of this story.
One of my favorite riddles in the Silent Hill series, after the Who Killed Cock Robin one and the Hangman riddle in SH2. You’re supposed to get a 4 digit code by matching up the verses to Shakespeare plays (specifically: Hamlet, Othello, King Lear,
skunkandburningtires: Disney/Lucasfilm have announced the Jan. 2015 release of Strange Magic, an animated, musical retelling of Shakespeare’s A Midsummer Night’s Dream. According to Disney/Lucasfilm’s official synopsis, the film will use “popular
mechandra replied to your post: voiceactresskurutta asked:In “His…he also says ‘it is the east, and we are the crystal gems!’ even tho they would have been sailing west? the entire line is just a silly parody of a shakespear quote anywaymaybe
zenpencils:SHAKESPEARE: All the world’s a stage
23silence: Anna and Elena Balbusso - Hamlet, Power and Ambition in Shakespeare
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super-wholock-avengers: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: mindgames-and-logicpuzzles: andernina: Can we talk about how Anne Hathaway’s husband Adam Shulman looks a bit like William Shakespeare… who had a wife named Anne Hathaway? perfect.