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Vein appreciation!
adoptedkinkymiss: sexmetojesus: Bathsies #AKM😘💋
“You’re allowed to be happy. You’re allowed to be sad or angry or hurt. You’re allowed to be sentient.”
This is my “I want to eat your pussy or your pizza.” face.
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: shutup-and-ride: shutup-and-ride: So since I’m suddenly feeling too lazy to actually take pictures, here’s 10 that were already on my phone. But this isn’t all of them so I’ll post the rest
My room feels a lot more like home with you in it.
Hi. It me.
My puppies :3
Hi I’m dumb.
Hi. Talk to meh! It’s for science. Snap-purchaseme kik-purchasedavocado
Okay, so art right? (Srry nothing to do with sex, I do like other things)
If you bring me pizza, I’ll make put with you.
This is chacho-the-dog. He’s my spirit animal Bc, like me, he’s got dark curly hair, he’s weak and uncoordinated , and he’s very horny. People often confuse him for a house elf. He is not. He Is a dog.
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sexmetojesus: The biggest “fuck you!” Is loving yourself with a war-like ferocity.
You know when you wait a really long time for a thing - And when you finally can have the thing - you don’t feel you’re worthy enough to have the thing? That’s how I feel right now with these chicken strips.
sexmetojesus: You know when you wait a really long time for a thing - And when you finally can have the thing - you don’t feel you’re worthy enough to have the thing? That’s how I feel right now with these chicken strips. Update: chicken strips
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Someone come over! Weed! Harry potter! Pizza! And inappropriate butt touching!
shutup-and-ride: He’s just so deep guys sexmetojesus I try to 😉
I don’t have drums. Can still eat this? Or is there a moral conflict?
shutup-and-ride: Pizza is just something you don’t share. End of story. sexmetojesus
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️ Not a snowman Damn straight.
shutup-and-ride: Send sexmetojesus asks convincing him that he is in fact a toe Nooo lol
*In our flaws and distance, we found happiness*
*i want to go-*
Okay guys I'm leaving for a few days!!!
*theres a wolf in my heart and a fire in my belly.*
You’re an island of reality in an ocean of bull shit.
Some shots from my lake trip
Gonna hit 1k!
Apparently I have a dinosaur fetish.
shutup-and-ride: Noah gets dinosaur boners. sexmetojesus
Heeeeeeyyyyy guuuuuyyysss!!!! I'm at 1k !!!!!! 😂😅😅😓😴😋😋😋😋
shutup-and-ride: Noah gets dinosaur boners. sexmetojesus scaly skin gives me a rush apparently
i-want-spankings: sexmetojesus: 😖😓😨🙈this is the cutest fucking thing dammit. hahaha i dont understand those emojis… but thank you :) Emojis- surprise, nervousness and cutsie face hiding !!! Thank you for posting this It’s my
sexmetojesus: *In our flaws and distance, we found happiness* My fav.
Come take my pants off.
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: Look it’s my bae I’m going to fight you now! She’s fuckin mine noah. Not yours Nuh uh Nuh uh Nuh uh Yes huh! You can’t take her Oh please- you’re cute
shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: sexmetojesus: shutup-and-ride: Look it’s my bae I’m going to fight you now! She’s fuckin mine noah. Not yours Nuh uh Nuh uh Nuh uh Yes huh! You can’t take
So in an effort to do something new- I'm taking confessions now.
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Oh. 😂😂😂
Hi, I’m a five fingered adult.
Went as Patrick Bateman to my work halloween party. Fucked shit up.
sexmetojesus: Rooms clean. Minds still dirty. ◾️◾️◾️◾️◾️ lomaxfromlotex omg thank you you sweet thing❤️💀❤️
sexmetojesus: Hi. Hehe greetings ✋😋 perdimosloimperdible
In a part of town I haven’t been to in a while. There’s lots of subtle history here. It’s not ugly, it’s …dilapidated. There’s definitely a beauty to it.
sexmetojesus: I miss my bed all day everyday 24/7 …REDUNDANTLY misses my bed.
Breakin every fashion law since 94'
sexmetojesus: This was one of the only recent good days I remember. Ice cream, thrifting and then a house show. I miss being happy. Perhaps a shave and a shower?
sexmetojesus: How do u say “I need ice cream- and a warm person to sleep with-and for me not to work tomorrow-” in a sentence? I … I guess I just did?
sexmetojesus:Are you okay? I’ve been better. Last night was sort of rough for me. I met someone who’s become very important to me a couple of months ago. Anyways- circumstances are such that we aren’t together anymore. We still want to be
sexmetojesus: I know you don’t know me but if you need to talk, my ask is open. TY this is so comforting. When I can get all my thoughts into words I DEFF will.
sexmetojesus: And I don’t mean to come off as a bitch, I just think you should put yourself first. I really have thought about it it’s just the actual “doing” it part that’s hard. I know it’ll be good for me. I know that.
