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svrti: “Come on, it was just a joke” said the privileged white male, who had never had to experience continuous discrimination based on his sex, race, religion, and cultural background.
glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe,
applewhiskeyandmilk: nicknamenyquil: mainmanblackdynamite: revyspite: bewaretheblackpanther: extremiti: Why is she like this? She claims to be a feminist but makes rape jokes… Wait…..how is it rape? I guess because you’re having sex under
onlytaboosex: tigerfan371: Omg I never thought he was serious. A stupid sports game. If he lost he was supposed to do all the cooking for a month. If he won I have to be his sex slave. I thought he was joking. I never thought my son wanted me this way.
tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: I once asked my older sister for a blowjob as a joke, and two years on i’m still getting one every morning from her. It started as practice, but now I think she’s addicted to the taste. Heck, she doesn’t
furballthefurry: jigglypinkbutts: raynoreqearthplayer: wuts the joke here? Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for
doubleca5t:there-rises-a-red-star:considering he allegedly loves fart jokes and wears headphones and vapes during sex I am willing to believe this
thesdacekip: sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing
montydave: I’ve always wanted to tell a joke during sex, but usually thought better of it.
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
horny-satisfaction: It stars with homework, jokes, play fights, kisses then hot sex after school(:
thewhitneywisconsin: At 5k reblogs, I’ll post a 7 minute video of me having sex with 2 of my dogs . No joke
thewhitneywisconsin: At 5k reblogs, I’ll post a 7 minute video of me having sex with 2 of my dogs . No joke I miss her blog!!
petraramos-bisexualdisaster: cardhusband: angryblackgirlrants: Let’s do a little recap of Amy Schumer’s racism, okay? Amy Schumer joked about men of color being more likely to sexually harass vs YT men. In her 2012 show “Mostly Sex Stuff,”
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
cravehiminallways212: crazy-kissing: coffee-cuddles: DEADLY sex accidents… you don’t even want to think about these! this sounds so scary :’(“Saber saw blade + dildo attachment”? We’ve joked about the sawzall but holy hell…
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
yellowbird77: “To call the album ‘pornography’ was my idea and Lol and Simon laughed and joked about how it was gonna be about sex. We had a big discussion about what exactly pornography was and I was surprised because everyone had a different
mycroftrh:ruffboijuliaburnsides:star-anise:Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!Get it fromScarleteen Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you’ve got the cash for it) donations so they can
crownofblossoms:sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing
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nadias-tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: I once asked my older sister for a blowjob as a joke, and two years on i’m still getting one every morning from her. It started as practice, but now I think she’s addicted to the taste. Heck, she
I remember one time, V and I hung out all 7 days in one week. During that week he ate me out like 10 different times and joked that he should be charging me for sex. 😂😂😂😂
davina-vaga: “Lick my Arsch” Germans and Americans have much more jokes involving our behind than in for instance my country. When our behind is mentioned more often does it also mean they love anal-sex more? And do they also
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The funny thing about interpersonal relationships is, the joy we get from spending time with other people is biochemically similar to drug abuse. I’m serious. When you crack jokes or engage in great conversation or have amazing sex, your brain
vacation-sex: Green (water) FairyThis is an Absinthe joke, see it when you’re in Vegas. It too is pretty, but louder.Las Vegas, Sept ‘16
crownofblossoms:sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing Yea, pretty
its-whitney-bitchh: penis-hilton: classydude: Good Friday: Jesus Reloaded: The Re-Up, coming soon when you get caught having sex please tell me this is a joke
galvanizes: Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
kasoukai: harleyteir: kasoukai: reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women was that really necessary to add really huh? just sharing my love of getting
whitehotwives: True Story: My wife and I were browsing a local sex store a while back when we came across XXX Truth or Dare: Couples. We had never seen such a game before and had never even discussed sexually venturing outside our marriage. Jokingly,
harleyteir: kasoukai: reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women was that really necessary to add really
crownofblossoms: sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing
psy-faerie: Virgin SPH Humiliation for David (This is a custom, the name David is used throughout) You’re 36 years old and you’ve never had a girlfriend, you’ve never even lost your v-card! Your life is a fucking joke. No one wants to have sex
ha-502: i wonder how many of tyra bank’s sexual partners has made the joke “you wanna be on top?” while having sex with her
captioned-vines: “ Yo, people be like [forced laughter] ,’Oh my god, Cardi, you are so funny. I wonder what it’s like to have sex with you because you’re so funny!’ What the fuck you mean? Do you think I crack jokes every time I feel a stroke
Somebody should be my boyfriend as a “joke” and we can kiss “sarcastically” and have sex “ironically”
cummbunny: so last night darfin randomly called me on skype and we talked and played league together and joked around and he told me he would see me soon and told me about a sex dream he had about me and made me all squirmy and we talked until 2 in the
I always talk and joke about sex as if I'm the dirtiest whore, yet I'm still a virgin.
ughjosh: ughjosh: ughjosh: in college my sex life better quadruple how can you quadruple something that is nonexistent? rude this is my joke
“Some people are good at being in love. Some people are good at love. Two very different things, I think. Being in love is the romantic part—sex all the time, midday naps in the sheets, the jokes, the laughs, the fun, long conversations with no pauses,
more specifically, there are people joking that Asami would or HAS taken advantage of Korra when she was disabled and think its “hot” like oh yeah wheelchair sex, and that’s so disgusting and i’m ashamed of whoever thinks that
![captioned-vines: “ Yo, people be like [forced laughter] ,’Oh my god, Cardi, you are so funny. I wonder what it’s like to have sex with you because you’re so funny!’ What the fuck you mean? Do you think I crack jokes every time I feel a stroke](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_57a74f5d127d_128.png){kind=avatar}
