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Nude personal trainers have innovative ways to push you to train harder. Â When in a training session with only a man she can tell him he must do 100 reps with the fist set and 200 reps with the second set of this abs exercise.We are living in an age

hypnoticsubjugation: From introverted nerd to extroverted douchebag and back again, two of the dozens of personalities the Master had programmed into Hank’s head. The former straight guy had one of the most pliable minds in the Master’s stable, second

thepraxianweasleygeek: fullychaoticpatrol: I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate #unless your bitch ass second personality helped

kingfucko: gollyplot: flittering-sylph: Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person pronoun

BACK IN THE DAY |4/24/92| The Fu-Schnickens released, La Schmoove, the second single off of their debut album, F.U. Don’t Take It Personal.

pompadere:second is dedicated to @notanotherjojoblog whos a really good person

fightforpride: clittyslickers: second-breakfast: can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER hagrid is my favorite person AW

mrkibbles: kaymurph: stayy0ung-and-wild: Hey Tumblr, this is my friend Bob’s cousin. She’s missing. I know Tumblr is great for things like this so I’m asking you ALL to please reblog this. It takes 5 seconds and your reblog could help to finding

here’s a personal story on the subject of Pushing Daisies:For the premiere of the second season, they did this promotional “pie tour” where they set up in different areas with a trailer made up like the Pie Hole, gave away mini pies, had trivia

i’m like two seconds away from blocking every single person i see making fun of aoba’s socks. i did not go into the tag to find like nine posts about his socks. i get it, you think he’s a fashion disaster. you’re probably one

commovente: cc-videos: First person: [singing The Worlds Greatest by R. Kelly beautifully] I am a mountain,I am a tall tree, whoa-ohhI am a swift windSweeping the country [stops singing; chuckles] Why are you looking at me like that? Second person:

beanmom: kingfucko: gollyplot: flittering-sylph: Man I hate it when people use the pronoun “you” as a singular pronoun in an informal setting. “You” is plural, unless thou dost speak to an unfamiliar person. The correct singular second person

Well I failed the first glucose test. My levels were elevated. I’ve heard that it’s pretty common to fail the first and pass the second one so I’m still not too worried. But the call about it came at an awful time. The cat has kept me

We really should’ve moved off post years ago after the first time maintenance said they’d replace the furnace and never did. There’s frost on the inside of the bedroom windows, the heat doesn’t reach the second floor, and I’m

I forgot to mention what the doctor said when I explained that this is my second pregnancy. I lost my first pregnancy and conceived immediately a week later, which the doctor noticed right away and had some fucking nerve to say “Wow you didn’t

As if having a baby isn’t hard enough, having one during a pandemic and being estranged from family is even harder. I didn’t prepare enough, I’m second guessing myself with every tiny thing, and I don’t have anyone’s help

I’m so burnt out and I count down the seconds until bedtime and as soon as I put my daughter to bed I stay up late looking at pictures of her because I miss her.

I am really nervous about my pregnancy. I’m nervous if it all goes well and my first child ends up hating the second one. I’m also very very tired.

Each and every one of my friends say I have a motherly touch in me that speaks and reaches out to them. I now realized that not only am I a mother to my friends but both my sisters as well. Ever since my 12th birthday I grew up taking care of my second

coelasquid: silvermender: kanayoshiko: sic burn coela for a second there I sincerely thought you had a hand in this. it’s 100% blue minus the scars anyway You know, you’re the second person to say that and tag me on this image set.

alexandraerin: [Three panel comic from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. First Person: “I don’t believe in love. It’s just a bunch of chemical reactions.” Second Person *kicks first person in crotch* First Person: “Whyyy?!” Second Person:

Fuck you for being the person to make me the angriest, saddest, and most anxious, yet the only person I want to hug to make it go away.

tredlocity: doktorpeace: the first person to emerge from Vault 76 into the West Virginia wasteland, seeing the ruins of their former elementary school: it’s familiar the second person to emerge from Vault 76 into the West Virginia wasteland, seeing

Damn you just know how to make me feel fucking guilty for existing so perfectly that it can take 2 seconds or 2 hours to hit me. Good fucking job.

thatsthat24: cc-videos: First person: [singing The Worlds Greatest by R. Kelly beautifully] I am a mountain,I am a tall tree, whoa-ohhI am a swift windSweeping the country [stops singing; chuckles] Why are you looking at me like that? Second person:

$Pardon the formatting, I’m on mobile rn But I got into a car accident Sunday, ¾/18 and first of all OUCH Second of all, there’s a damn good chance my car is totaled Which means I’m about to have to pull a new car out of my ass in about a$

Pardon the formatting, I’m on mobile rn But I got into a car accident Sunday, ¾/18 and first of all OUCH Second of all, there’s a damn good chance my car is totaled Which means I’m about to have to pull a new car out of my ass in about a

I am about to motherfucking seconds away from literally killing someone

Just got Internet and already about to throw everything out the window. Can’t look away from his stupid Facebook game for 2 seconds….

okay so i just finished writing this song. it literally took me 2 months to write it and its only a minute and 44 seconds long. the feelings i had when i started writing this are different than they are now. it’s kind of a trip. i recorded myself

After a friend got me into Attack on Titan I’ve fallen back into the spiral of anime. I’m now going through Deathnote for the second time and it’s just as good as the first.

You are not your thoughts. You are the space between and under them for which they appear in. Do not derive your identity from your thoughts, as they will only keep you in the past and future. When you are not thinking, even for just a second, who

greatwhiteprivilege: *cries abt something* *stops caring 5 seconds later*

Why does no one take me seriously? I feel like I’m just easily brushed to the side or forgotten without any second thought. Is it because I’m really nice or tolerant or soft spoken? I just want it to stop. I hate when I’m brushed away

SO i’m spending the second half of my christmas with allemande and eros in eros’ apt in beverly hills and it’s seriously really cold like it’s fucking windy tonight. ale smoked 11 bowls and eros smoked 15 (!?) and i had 7 (lmfao

College is fucking bullshit.I was re-reading a syllabus for one of my classes right now. There are 4 different parts that make up your entire grade. Homework = 10%, Quizzes= 10%, Midterms= 45%(first=20 % second=25%), Final=35%. Then it lists all these

In an 1 hour 52 minutes and 31 seconds, Above & Beyond’s countdown will be over. ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmg.

It is annoying how a good mood of mine can be ruined in 2 seconds, and stay ruined for days and days and days after. Meh.

funny how tumblr gets me wet but the second I log off im back to normal again

This past weekend I drove a total of six hours, hiked 8 miles, broke my phone due to slipping on a rock & falling in water while crossing a creek, & got first & minor second degree sun burns..but it was all worth it to go to this beautiful

Haha Second vessel I’ve seen with the name millenium falcon since I’ve worked for this company

I got sale number 12 today ( and secured a deal for late October/early November too) and hit my second goal for the month! Getting a unit bonus for hitting twelve … can’t wait to see what that commission check is going to be 🤘🏼👌🏼

I can’t believe it took me so long to see Pulp Fiction, but it finally happened. Loved every second of it. What a glorious movie.

You know it feels good now. Knowing that you’re not any sort of significance in my life anymore. Honestly, you didn’t deserve a second of my time. But you know I’m actually happy now. And every memory of what was is gone. Fuck you.

I feel like I’m about to break down at any second. I’m a walking bomb of emotion.

My mood has went from great to shit in a matter of seconds. Oh wow.

I can’t get through this scene without pausing every five seconds for a fangirl freak out.

Apparently it’s Christopher Eccleston day on television. Gone in 60 Seconds and now G.I. Joe. It must be my birthday.

This episode is my second favorite of the season. It’s got a very old schooly SPN feel.

It’s been a whirlwind year. I left my birth place in Pennsylvania in July of 2015 to come live and work in Yosemite National Park. I had never been to Yosemite and didn’t know what to expect. It was only my second time ever in California when I moved

My mother has the ability to make me feel like total garbage in mere seconds. I’m back to shaking all the time. All the progress I’ve made over the last year might as well have never even happened.

At this point I am willing to give up ever getting my licence, ever getting a car, ever going to school if it means I don’t have to spend another second here. I have lost every shred of self-confidence, happiness and peace I have gained over

I remember being in second grade and incredibly self conscious of my butt, because it was big. I was embarrassed by how it looked, by how it moved when I walked. I remember this one time, walking on the playground, I obsessively imagined how stupid I

if you’re wrestling with me or have me pinned or anything literally the second i have a free hand the first thing i will do is fix my hair

The second I do something wrong I’m labeled the spawn of satan and banned from any social interaction but god forbid you do something…

So for the second timeIt seems like the postal service have “lost” my package with material for collar and harness making and all the shoe repair stuff. Should I even be surprised… maybe it’s just a sign that I shouldn’t

I always get put second or on back burner. somethings always better than me

katesattic:Are you a “I don’t check my notifications. I have 2538 unread emails” mentally ill and/or neurodivergent person or a “ I have to check all my notifications because that little red bubble in the right corner of every app fucks with my

welp it got to the point where everyone in my dash is using a korra icon and I have to take a second look to tell them apart

The first time I spent time alone with my lover he hugged me goodbye and kissed the top of my head. The second time, we cuddled on his couch underneath a blanket until he was groping my ass and fingering me. We moved to his bedroom and had sex in a wide

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