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eracist: I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u
firearmsandfisticuffs: IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING
kardashlan:haha if u ever think ur a screw up remember that sometimes sloths grab their own limbs thinking theyre branches and fall out of trees
transhumanisticpanspermia: The first time I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey, my video player was screwed up and was playing it at about one tenth speed. It took me several minutes to figure this out because I just assumed Stanley Kubrick was really that
marissamayr: I’m delighted to announce that we’ve reached an agreement to acquire Tumblr! We promise not to screw it up. Tumblr is incredibly special and has a great thing going. We will operate Tumblr independently. David Karp will remain
raerianna: witchdoctor-bazkal: Screw you Tase. I got my own Oreos. raerianna Mine are chocolate filled though. They taste like cake frosting. *whines* I wanna have oreos that taste like oreos again …
OK Tumblr, cross your fingers and wish me luck or good whatevers - I have an assessment test to get a job interview for a job with full benefits and a living wage in the morning. It would mean all the things I want - a place to live, food to eat, to see
13 cognitive biases that screw things for you
gymratskip: mooseposts: mykebottoms: fuckyeahpecs: Love to see these two screw! Moose bros “My arms are bigger than yours muscle boy, so that makes you my bitch!” “Oh yeah!" "Well, my cock and balls are bigger than yours
thatsthat24: feather-griffin: Beast Boy’s screwed (VC: Thomas Sanders, Greg Cipes, Tara Strong) You’re awesome!!!! That’s so cool!!!!! Great artistry!!
the-sexylosers-club: I always choose to see the best in people, and give people a second and even sometimes a third chance.. That = me getting screwed over, again.. And again.. And again.. Which leads me to the conclusion of why I hate people..
smutquery: Healthcare that screws you directly
sebastian-stand:dioburandou:zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR
fetish-guide: Screw the rest of the picture THAT is a perfect ass
sadmomhair: rape kits should be free and it’s so screwed up that they aren’t
grayxvx: You’re putting way too much faith on me. If you slip we’re both screwed and that’s not how I wanna die.
1heartbeatlostinthecrowd: unbitrium: offside-goal: tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja: BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how
rear-pussy: Screw The Lighting…Check out that Pussy
lordticklefish: hoenheiny: touchingtennantshair: consultingdetectivesherlockh: hopelesslyhiddled: taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD ARE
Joshua: Neku? You’d better pick up that gun. I mean, this IS going to be a duel. I’ll keep the rules extremely basic. I’m going to count down from ten. On zero, we shoot. See? Easy. Neku: Don’t screw with me, Joshua! Joshua: I assure you, I’m
onehornywoman: When I caught my son screwing around with a girl at our house, I had to prove that I was in charge. They both cooperated.
peggingisforlovers: sirius-angel: Screw strapon porn. Amateurs are by far sexier! Ain’t that the truth.
sableaire: plaguedrift: callmeoutis: shireen-baratheon: superbmarksman: i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies #i hope that business had insurance actually even if they did have insurance they’d probably get screwed
offside-goal: tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja: BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS
scottish: thewriters-blog: If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves,
mogifire: hermione was probably the best student at that school so if she can’t get a job everyone else is screwed
astrodidact: Because nothing quite says, “I want to screw you for the rest of my life”, like the new Engineer’s Wedding Ring from Fales. And for that special lady, this will be her way of saying, “I’ve got your nuts, forever”.
thinkivykink: Ugh, nail on the head. I love being choked in a sexual way. But then when I really think about what’s going on I’m stuck thinking to myself, “I probably shouldn’t be doing this.” Because facts stand that someone could really screw
eagertodrill87: generalecko: His girlfriend asked to watch porn together with me. Little did I realize that it’ll lead to this. I wanna screw someone else’s girlfriend like this too … damnnnn
littleartemis: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: one-ring-to-screw-them-all: lyndez: immortal-goldfish: nostopdasgay: caliboorn: #you’re so dumb pocahontas LOOK SHE LOVED YOU #actually girlfriends Did you know that Native American’s considered
super1eklectic: there is always someone waiting around every corner. every hug and smile, to screw me over. i know it. that’s why i’m always on guard. oh you wishing me happy birthday? what do you really want nigga? to stab me in my sleep?! yeah
dsdsfdgd-deactivated20150704: I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn’t screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe
almost-never-lively: rainbowbarnacle: fawnmother: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos does it
jibril: healingisneeded: i’m the boy but i love you and i’m trying my best ^^^^^^ Jesus. How many times has that happened to me and I’ve totally screwed it up.
myprimaldrive:Screw the droids, that is the ass I have been looking for! lol.
I’ve been trying, but I still screw up sometimes. Don’t know that I ever will.
bontxt: universe-and-universe-universal: Allow me to give you a quick lesson in economics to describe to you how royally screwed we are. A network is a based off of one thing only; not to make you happy by keeping shows that only you like, but rather
sebastian-stand:dioburandou: zolro: I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel” NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’? GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR
500daysofkissingmypillow: One of the best things that came up on my dash this New Year. Happy New Year everyone, at least we’re now on equal footing. Screw the time zones, welcome 2011.
ufcartoons: “Murderers’ logic?” © ufcartoons.tumblr.com If murderers doesn’t think like that, I’m screwed.
robothugscomic: New Comic! All of these tips have been really useful to me. I have had checklists for my day that included ‘get out of bed once’ and ‘shower’, and when I couldn’t do anything because my head was so screwed up and I could get
yorktirecub: freshcleanfit: healthymeansfit suggested this quote! Annnnnd I accidentally totally screwed it up because on a second look at my inbox it was supposed to say “Stop saying ‘I wish’, Start saying ‘I want,’” but I hope that the
ohwandamaximoff: Catching Fire Meme - [3/5] characters » Johanna Mason ↳ I am angry. You know, I’m getting totally screwed over here. The deal was that if I won the Hunger Games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now, you wanna
damnyoumoonmoon: It’s National Moon Moon Hug Day! When you are feeling down, remember that Moon Moon loves you. Screw everyone else, listen to Moon Moon. Moon Moon is your God now.
thetroubledravenswritingdesk: asha-fallenangel-risingdemon: the-cuddly-punk: neenya: doubleohmogar: franerys: katiebpeters: chloereneeeee: How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high. How many sopranos
drawbauchery: screw the plot I wanna see that shopping trip
It’s tradition to eat tofu upon release so that you will live white as snow and never sin again. Go screw yourself.
masrie-momsonromanticincestera: sister cheats and fucked my best friend she was so horny that little bich got screwed by my bestie
sincerelybao: iambarneythepurpledino: mariocart: mabyboose: what if a murderer came out of nowhere and started chasing them what if safe to say they’d be screwed oh my god hannah i am cackling omg reblogging just for that comment ^^ ^^LMFAO.
I hate mixed signals. I hate signals. I hate liking people and investing time and effort into them. I hate liking people who don’t have their shit together. Even the ones that seem like they do end up screwing you over anyway though, don’t
perksofahunter: Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book, pet a cat, worship satan,
anarchistlovesongs: perksofahunter: Why is it men always want to turn the extra room into a man-cave? Screw you I’m turning that room into a lady cave. I’m going to go in there and read romance novels, crochet, preform witchcraft, scrap book,
efflorescents: screw-wh0res: Enter into my world no thank u I’m fine in this one so if you would kindly fuck off that would be much appreciated
hornytexasboy: to masterbate or not to masterbate…that is the quest-…ah screw it ;)
therealproteinpowder2486: thebigbearcave: SCREW YOU WHO DON’T UNDERSTAND! JG WAS MY SECRET LOVE WHILE IN THE CLOSET AT AN EARLY AGE. THAT, AND PRO WRESTLING. “THE BABE" VHS TAPE BROKE FROM OVER USE, BECAUSE I KEPT LOOPING CERTAIN PARTS TO