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screamingcrawfish: is this movie even real
screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are you doing science
hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take
wintermoth: screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should
screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob” update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT,
screamingcrawfish: findingschmomo: browncoat-named-cauthon: excitabletortoise: god bless america I hope this the last remaining photos of our presidents Is no one going to talk about Ronald McDonald fighting in Clinton’s background. ben’s not
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angryseawitch: screamingcrawfish: a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits
screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should be, not
wintermoth:screamingcrawfish: queermarauders: I just realized that in POA not only does Snape teach about werewolves because he hopes someone notices Lupin’s lyncanthropy, but he also takes away Remus’ opportunity to teach about them as they should
screamingcrawfish: words of wisdom from gus sorola
anothercleverjedimindtrick: hardcoretaco: literallythis: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t
breebird33: angryseawitch: screamingcrawfish: a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most
screamingcrawfish: thegestianpoet: christ, aaron AARON
mockingjace: itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking
screamingcrawfish: KILL OR BE KILLED — exactly what it says on the tin….a charming little mix of tunes about murdering someone’s ass or getting your ass murdered 01. the killing type - amanda palmer // 02. the rake’s song - the decemberists
screamingcrawfish: shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”
screamingcrawfish: thegestianpoet: a nice photoset of lucy liu looking like a queen and jonny lee miller looking like a dingus accurate summary of the show too tbh
screamingcrawfish: tfw you see your boss’s dick in boston
screamingcrawfish: “i’m picturing a child lifting you up. he is now the king of england.”
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itisneverlupus: tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take
screamingcrawfish: this is a very serious show
tennisaurus: screamingcrawfish: alphaqueer: daysturnedtoweeks: When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink? i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember go take a bath what are
screamingcrawfish: wowglowowl: enzuigiri: The rarest of the rare: a men’s magazine advocating hairy armpits on women. Okay though that’s gross to me no1 cares, they’re not ur pits :))))
screamingcrawfish: rearranged my room again, got a haircut, ate some sour patch kids!
screamingcrawfish: “brandon’s over here, like, quoting street prices for me!”
screamingcrawfish: ufologies knows what i’m talking about dr. alan grant and billy brennan are just. it’s. jurassic park III is a movie about them being in love and there’s some shit about dinosaurs in there somewhere
screamingcrawfish: some inconsequential steve/bucky shit i thought about at work today for my entire shift:steve being taller than bucky for like a REALLY long time, like until they were both 16. bucky’s BIG growth spurt took forever to happenbucky
screamingcrawfish: screamingcrawfish: i want to make a series of videos where i interact with animals that are generally feared or otherwise disliked for being creepy and talk about how cute they are. buncha leeches and giant hissing cockroaches like
screamingcrawfish: i dig this new notes thing
screamingcrawfish: leonard “donut is a cinnamon roll” church
screamingcrawfish: gunrosequartz:screamingcrawfish:sometimes i think about how dolphins have been observed fucking each other in the blowhole essentially being the only mammals to engage in nasal sex and i’m just like dudeI mean if humans had a viable
