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itsallprimal: justbadpuns:I drew a science lab.. There are a few people I know that woudl appreciate this pun.. ~Primal
psych2go: punbandit:aspiringdoctors:Dyingggggg Part of me wants to save this for a Punday, but no. Sweet, there’s a Freud one in here ;)
pleatedjeans: table science.
Hoofston, we have a problem Sorry for the terrible pun in the title. It’s my part of an art trade with Palibyte Twilight, you should look happy, that’s Princess Pythagoras, ruler of Mathematica, your fav science. No that’s not weird.
the-punning-ubus: catchymemes: Conditional Immortality of Lobsters so its either being eaten by humans in the end or being eaten by bacteria in a suit to tight for them in the end honestly i cant decide which is worse
When people ask you why you make science puns:
punned: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY *class chants* “BILL BILL BILL BILL”
*giggle*
consulting-tomato: sneakyfeets: douboolejoeseven: MY fUCKIGN BEOTHER i dont get it Its a science thing
queenofheartsonthesleeve: Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .
scienceing: scienceing: my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner corners are 90 degrees
cannedviennasausage: science666: if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun
wonderingaboutfandoms: letyourjourneystart: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
virgoassbitch: babyangel94: DELETE THIS I am screaming Oh my
arewehavingpunyet: Science puns!
susie-d-applesauce: “this au is gold” is the best phrase ever bc it doubles as a compliment to your local fic author and a science pun
thebrainscoop: jtotheizzoe: scienceing: creepilylate: maccawashere: creepilylate: creepilylate: bird puns are pretty fowl goddamnit i really want someone to reblog this and say “toucan play at that game” but i’m so alone then that would
lumos5001: angry-tardis-noises: Grad cap complete! A+ that is the best science pun i have heard in a long time
subliminalmusings: mathsturbation: graduated cylinder THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE. Wow!
did-you-kno: There’s a rare neurological condition called Witzelsucht that causes a person to make puns, sexual comments, dirty jokes, or tell pointless stories at inappropriate times without knowing that it’s socially unacceptable. Source
arc-reactors-and-mischief: cannedviennasausage: science666: if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun I laughed way harder than I should have
zhyogoddess: sphvere: I love puns i said this to my science teacher and she told me she loves me
alienspaceshipcentral: starwarsgalaxys: Captain Phasma by Lap Pun Cheung From one science fiction lover to another….
Because I love you all and I also love science puns/jokes
broblerones: theres this girl in my science class whos literally carlos from the magic school bus shes always making up puns to go with the lesson today the teacher says something like “so basically colour is a figment of the imagination”and shes
subliminalmusings: mathsturbation: graduated cylinder THAT’S IT. I AM DONE. DON’T EVEN TRY TO ATTEMPT OTHER SCIENCE PUNS YOU LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TOP THIS ONE.
starkidkay1230: I literally just threw my phone.
gay-college-science: I wonder if this would be a suitable response to referees…Stick a suitable science-pun on the shirt and I’m pretty certain it’d fly.
archiemcphee: Science + Bad Puns = Awesome Redditor FragmentedChicken spotted this groan-inducingly silly pair of structural formulas on the whiteboard in their chemistry classroom. We’ve all heard of formaldehyde, but… wait for it… “casual-dehyde”
chroniclesofachemist: theskaldspeaks: qualitymarvel: if i had to choose between DNA and RNA, i would choose RNA because it has U in it YOU FUCKER 9/10 very close to being the worst science pun ever.
