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“What the hell?” was all I could say when I saw my baby sister on the floor in that pose.All she said was, “I just want you to look at three things, Eric: One - How flexible I am, Two - my tits that still look firm and perky when I’m on my back
seedy: when adults say teenagers are too young for love, but then too old for fun, and too smart to play dumb but too immature for serious conversations like damn what do u expect from me
babeimgonnaleaveu: “You have to forget about what other people say, when you’re supposed to die, or when you’re supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all these things. You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.” – Jimi
My face when someone says when they don’t like or haven’t seen Star Wars.
earthcookies: ME WHEN PPL SAY NICE STUFF ABOUT MY ART
abomasnow: i had one of these fuckers with a vaporeon in it when i was like 5 and i literally tried to chew the figurine out needless to say i failed and almost died
turns out that when I brought my car in for repairs back in june 1) only one of the brakes were properly repaired and 2) we were overcharged 3) we aren’t the only people that had this happen but 4) the guy got evicted and fled to turkey.
t0tally-pers0nal: Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
To the newbie swordsman I ran into in Prontera this morning:You were really polite and I felt really bad when you told me you bought the Bloody Eater and can’t use it. I wish you hadn’t ran away so quickly though, I wanted to give you my old elemental
lauraxxtennant: anniedayplanner: Annie’s contacts #no but how livid is jeff when he is scrolling through annie’s contacts#smirks to himself as he calls the ‘guy with the abs’#and then his phone doesn’t ring#annie would scoff when she catches
lunaseemoony: #it’s funny people still think this man when given a chance#will leave her behind#when he did everything he could just to see her one more time#because even though he was a man of no second chances#he was someone who never asked twice#who
tinyconfusion: misstylersmith: “Yeah, you’re right. I’m not going to fight them. EXCEPT THAT I AM.”- Rose Tyler, before and after coming back as the Bad Wolf in Parting of the Ways Rose Tyler: Oh? She wanna fight? When we get outside I’m
thirstyforobrien: me @ myself when are you deleting
squeakwee replied to your post: anonymous asked:What’s the pupil …EXCUSE ME ARTIE BUT PEARL NEVER GETS PUPILS AT ALL BUT IF SHE DOES CAN U PLZZZZ SEND ME A GIFyes she does, she gets them when she summons the police tape and then again
artemispanthar: In “Lars and the Cool Kids” Pearl is talking about Rose and she says “she saw the beauty in everything, no matter how gross.” and I’m wondering if maybe she was kind of referring to herself. The temptation is to think she’s
ok but like, when Bismuth is holding Pearl and bantering, Garnet comes over like “Alright, alright, settle down” and then Bismuth says “Oh, you’re one to talk. Oh, excuse me, two to talk.”which I have to think is ‘cause of how affectionate
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: There’s this part of that interview with Rebecca from earlier this month (here) where she talks about how when Patti LuPone was recording the lines for Yellow Diamond, at the bit where Peridot says the ship was destroyed,
Animation is motion, it’s an action, it’s a cumulative effect and yet for some reason whenever people critique a cartoon they almost never think to talk about how it looks when it moves, how it portrays action, how it utilizes pacing or timing to
mewser123: amandakleinhans: iamretrokid: americadivided: I worked at the airport for a year & when I would work the international concourse people would say things like this to me and they were constantly apologizing for their broken English.
dinotrash: pinkspotlight: what happens at olive garden when theyre grating the cheese and you don’t say “when” the waiter gets more and more concerned as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. they eventually plead with you to stop
majiinboo: commongayboy: When you’re a family that says LGBT members are child molestors but it turns out your son Josh Duggar is actually one …this is so fucked up
crunchthedeerstroyer: humunanunga: When a customer says some Weird Shit in the middle of check-out, Okay, so very recently, I was cashiering for Publix, and it was late at night, and I actually didn’t wanna be there, go figure. So this woman walks
thenamesaiden: It says, “When you lose touch with inner stillness, you lose touch with yourself. When you lose touch with yourself, you lose yourself in the world.” Oh I like that! Is it a quote from a book or something?
mrgif: know when to say when
Jill is looking through Jack’s phone one day when he left it lying on the kitchen counter. “Well, what is this?” she says when he steps back in the kitchen. She is holding up his phone with a picture of a sexy girl in glasses, obviously naked. Jack
ask-virusandtrip: When Virus overworks himself on a whim he forgets his glasses the next morning. It takes longer than usual to say the least.
i really hate when people say they’re proud of me. i feel looked down upon.
sometimes i forget to turn my mic back off when recording so all u hear is me yelling goddamn memes like FIRMLY GRASP IT. GRASP IT. GRASP THE RAINMAKER. GRAB THE FUCKING RAINMAKER I HAVE MY KRAKEN and shit like. MCFUCK or STEPPING ON THE FUCKING BEACH
antisociallysplendid: someonesthunderboltsomeday: lsdandthc: skittlezthecat: da-sy: redvinesgiraffe: You were on your way home when you died. It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife
britneysbaldhead: when you cum the first time after a week Do niggas really wait a whole week? I ain’t never went a whole week, they got free porn for when you in a drought.
youngblackqueen: xbean: yanelknows: hydrochloric-flaccid: When Travi$ Scott and Young Thug were recording “Maria I’m Drunk” ifjaigioioegiojgij I’m weak as shit. Where’s Justin? Is he the chip? 😭😭😭😭😭
clarknokent: lepetitereina: postsforwife: localstarboy: Say it loud, Congressman. “I don’t have to be nice to nobody when you’re being nasty to poor people.” #KillTheBill Alcee Hastings, Florida rep The ever present tone policing like.
noirandpumpkinspice: lymphonodge2: youthxcrew69: what the FUCK is this supposed to say WHEN YOU ORDER. GRILL TO WE SMASH SEAR THAT FRESH BALL OF BEEF ON A HOT-BUTTERED THE BURGER YOU CAN TASTE AND DELICIOUS BURGER Alternatively: WHEN YOU ORDER, WE
annaleebelle: They say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Does that translate to “When life gets shitty, make coffee”?! 💩 If you happen to be in Toronto, be sure to check out the Poop Cafe. It’s pretty rad. 😁 (at Poop Café)
poopflow: i need a microwave that says “when ur ready come n get it” when my food is done
capeharleyguy: honeyclitgoddezz: I used to be so scared of what people would say when they saw my clit. I used to be so self conscious now I’m proud and I know it is part of the reason why I can cum so fast and hard. But it sucks when I am with men
sadgaywerewolf: You know, when I was a kid in fandom and I saw a popular ship of, say, a 16 year old and a 25 year old, I was like “of course there’s nothing wrong with this! Age is just a number! Besides, it’s only 9 years!!!” But now that
tofugoddess: Honestly the best piece of advice I can give to younger girls trying to figure life out is to completely ignore men. I’m not being quirky or cute when I say that, I mean it seriously. Ignore men’s judgments of you, ignore their insincere
saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help
tikkunolamorgtfo: bornabitch-allthedaysandnights: feministwomenofcolor: It is SO annoying when people go “har har har Islam isn’t a race.” Yeah, Islam isn’t a race, I’m not gonna argue that it is. But I know what you’re saying when you
kissmme: sharing a bed is so much more significant when you’re not able to do it every day waking up and being able to reach across and touch them, feel the warmth of their body I remember seeing someone’s comment saying “it looks like he
dinuguan:nuclearbummer: this is my new favorite video Hercules reads his script entirely wrong (reads the word disappointed, when he was supposed to sound disappointed) New favorite thing to say when disappointed.
fittherightway: shawna-marie: Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth. His testosterone isn’t
wickedwitch-of-the-left: otto-woods: weaver-z: How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission: Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission: also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first
trans-mom:When I say “free water, free food, free shelter, free healthcare, free education for everyone” in that “everyone” I even include the people I hate. Too many people get surprised at the idea that I do wish for the people I hate to have
darkladynyara:memeclassheroes:I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again- watch ravens with wolves if you want to find out how few fucks your average scavenger gives about your place on the food chain.
quincyroe: honeyclitgoddezz: I used to be so scared of what people would say when they saw my clit. I used to be so self conscious now I’m proud and I know it is part of the reason why I can cum so fast and hard. But it sucks when I am with men or
One of the many comforts of having children is knowing one’s youth has not fled, but merely been passed down to a new generation. They say when a parent dies, a child feels his own mortality. But when a child dies, it’s immortality that a parent
tittily: officialunitedstates: pemsylvania: i want my blog to be so popular when you google pennsylvania it says when you google officialunitedstates it doesn’t autocorrect to official united states anymore. I think this is because I’m better
chocolateoatmilk: etsyifyourenasty: Sorry For The Things I Said When I Was Hungry i need one that also says ‘when i was tired’ or ‘in pain’
cumtoy: crusherccme: found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom Honestly, I am all for safe sex. Seriously. But my most common come back when a guy I know doesn’t want
cliffclouds: reagantrain: The good thing about having glasses is that when I get tired of looking at stuff the same way I can just take off my glasses. Also i thought you where going to say when you get tired at looking at someones face you take them
hirxeth: “They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton
overlypolitebisexual: idk why everyone says “when pigs fly” when police helicopters are a thing that exist
hirxeth:“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton
“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton
spankjonze: Harry Wormwood had unintentionally given his daughter the first practical advice she could use. He had meant to say, “When a child is bad.” Instead he said, “When a person is bad”, and thereby introduced a revolutionary idea: that
halandmayftw: It’s very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about it