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kramergate: “hey I was wondering what you and joh- uhh… *sweating profusely* what you and, that man were doing for lunch… cause me and some friends are going to applebees if… you and… the guy wanna go”
gluten-free-pussy: Let me tell you what happened to me an hour ago: So I’m at the bus terminal and this guy (who’d been following me and hovering over me for 10 minutes) comes up to me and says “hey beautiful. Can I talk to you?” So I said “no
usingtimewisely: zombiesahoy: satanblessitt: greatjaggi: This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed There is no way this is a porno This is the best porno there has ever been. The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped
giraffepoliceforce: conspicuouslad: tastefullyoffensive: (photos via @snickers) Honestly that’s a brilliant marketing strategy Can you imagine being an intern and your boss comes up to you one day and says “hey wander around the city and put
iamjacksmindseye: I Am Mrs Jacks: Happy Hump Day folks, popping my booty! 🍑🍑💋💋 Asks, submits, naughty confessions and sexy stories are always welcome and well received! 🤔😉💋 Submit, ask questions or say hey here or KiK me at Iamjacksmind
Really religious people are such Fucking cunts like just so Fucking hypocritical one day there like oh I hate fags then there pastor says hey we need more Fucking money let’s recruited the fags and makes up some bullshit lie about how they fucked
wickedlywenchy: Ok…..so Happy valentines day and all that shit :) I wanna say hey to the new followers that have wandered in over the past couple of days!! I’m getting close, close, close to breaking 900!!! OMGosh ……that many people follow
bigbeautifulbombshell87: First person to recognize me in person gets to touch a titty and earns a photo on my blog doing so!! So if u notice me in the 503 say HEY!!
lemonaades: “I wanted to say, ‘Hey ladies, you’re beautiful,’. Hopefully, this changes things and maybe it won’t change things, but I love it.” - Nicki Minaj on the Anaconda music video
jumpingjaverts:you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me
pissoffsherlock: iamshylocked: “Hello, it’s Benedict.” Just dropping in to say hey… Actor/FRIEND
speedwalking: if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
expllcit: countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” it’s in words
the-captain-destiel: drkarayua: solidaritysandwich: Cas stroking Dean’s face and telling him he’s beautiful, and Dean saying, “hey, I prefer to think of myself as ruggedly handsome,” and the laughter he was trying out afterward just dies on
stephanyymychelle: Everybody say hey to my bootay 😋
gullets: m-ignon: I still remember when we took this picture. To look back to that moment at our graduation, to say “hey remember when we just sat there and it felt like the world wanted to show us how beautiful it can be?”. And now it has almost
iamjacksmindseye: I Am Mrs Jacks: A bit of stocking and titty love for you guys on Titty Tuesday (that’s still a thing right?)💋💋 Asks, submits and stories are always welcome folks! 🤔💋 Submit, ask questions or say hey here or KiK me at
not-blonde: Winona Ryder in high school “I was wearing an old Salvation Army shop boy’s suit. As I went to the bathroom I heard people saying, ‘Hey, faggot’. They slammed my head into a locker. I fell to the ground and they started to kick the
fartgallery: my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
chickenmcgucket: i wish there was a non-shitty way to text your friends and say “hey, i’m feeling Empty rn and desperately need validation/attention.”
giddy8bone: Who said yummy stuff can’t be good for you. Drink your brotein! Say hey on kik: giddy8
uncensoredpleasure: You heard the shower running when you got home and thought your boyfriend had come back from work early. When you walked in on this guy you didn’t know what to say.“Hey, just waiting here for your boy to come home, thought I would
mazzlebee: OOM PA OOM PA OOM PA PA This is my way of saying “HEY. MTMTE FAN COMMUNITY. YOU KEEP DOING YOUR THING AND BEING AWESOME, and I’ll continue to sit back and watch with glee.” <3
freddybenson: imagine my icon saying “hey sexy”
jumpingjacktrash: natrashafierce:Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds.I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.”
fitness-fits-me: fitness-fits-me: abs are coming out to say hey 😏 It means the world to me to be able to help and inspire you guys! 💕 If you have ANY fitness questions (about my ebooks, or any king in general tbh!) feel free to send to my ask
weallheartonedirection: When the fiance says “Hey babe, can you come look at this?” and I go upstairs to find her on the bed in her sexy underwear.
matvrity: You know just saying “Hey gorgeous” could make some girl’s day.
m-ignon: I still remember when we took this picture. To look back to that moment at our graduation, to say “hey remember when we just sat there and it felt like the world wanted to show us how beautiful it can be?”. And now it has almost 100k, I
dadsfamilyandfriends2: Some of you have asked about Grayson. Here is the embarassing way I met him. I am deep in a homework assignment, totally focused on finding out about neutrinos on the web. Dad comes into my room and says, “Hey Brett, I just hired
bushb4by:On cam come say hey 😊😊
magicbees: commissioned johnnybooboo for some korrasami lineart n I colored it up ;w;(I luv coloring if u ever need some color just say hey)
whenmoments: when bae says “hey i saw this and thought of you”
nymre: Colored sketch commission of Korrasami cosplaying Ty Lee and Azula : )
fluorite-wizard: nodoka5927: has anyone made yet a lame valentine card with half fallen Sinbad who says ‘hey baby I’m falling for you’
thegayeducator: isurvivedthekobayashimaru: I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby,
seaincense: I’, just picturing fuckin Espurr or some shit going up to Mewtwo and saying “hey buddy, I pee in the shower” and this fuckin legendary Pokemon loses focus all because a stupid fuckin cat told him he pisses in the shower
toastytofu: sjturneronthecorner: ultrafacts: Source More Ultrafacts this is amazing…i’m just imagining a blind person who has the little print out of the baby in their pocket and going up to their friends and saying hey do you wanna see the baby….
literallyaflame: literallyaflame: if u kill a bug that’s cool, i kill bugs all the time, but if a person says, “hey, i am going to be upset if you kill that bug, please let me take it outside,” and u respond by killing the bug just to hurt and
hawkeyedflame: itscoldinwonderland: nunyabizni: triss19: mecha-faggot: oddchamp: thylovelylionheart: the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like
slimetony: slimetony: Saw one of our neighbors when i went to take the recycling out and I tried to say “hey there” but it escaped as a hoarse “hhhe” sound like my voice gave up halfway through Cant talk to them anymore now
laughingfish: bloodbending: peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells
whitedomesticslaveforblacks: If a Black Man sees us walking along side the road and he pulls off the road and says hey, whitey, on your knees. then we whites must obey and get on our knees in order to do what is right which is to submit to and serve
natrashafierce: Whenever my parrot flips out and gets angry, I say, “Hey,” in this soft, comforting voice and then talk to him gently. He calms down within seconds. I just got frustrated enough at something that I went, “ARGH.” My parrot said,
rosalarian: When I said this, I didn’t mean it like “Don’t you DARE try to be a writer unless you’re doing it like this!” I meant it as a way to say hey, don’t worry so much when you’re writing. Stop thinking about this Great Story you
misfitreindeer: misfitreindeer: phoenixcollective: @staff needless to say I’m fucking unsatisfied Can you all signal boost this? Benji’s Closet was an organization dedicated to assisting transgender and other LGB+ individuals. We were a major
vicious-violet:SHADI NEEDS A CAR!Okay, so this is something a lot of you have known for a good while, and I thought maybe doing the cons would help, but what doesn’t help is when the IRS comes along and says “hey, you owe us money” and you end
citymod: It’s really hard to think about how we’re gonna end up going back to being people who just pass each other and say hey like we were a month and a half ago.
When you thirst reblogging, and start following blogs because you think he cute and he could get it if I could just build up the confidence to say hey.
jerseyrican2014: BladeNew out from Latinboyz.Thanks for the private shots and your IG Blade. He says hey to all his fans and wants you all to follow him at:IG: Jay_Jrmy Check out Blades’ new video by clicking on the Latinboyz banner at the top
worldpeaces: cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
countsassula: i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
