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sashayed: mainermoose: technicolourunicorn: Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself? So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?
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sashayed: threelisabeth: sashayed: thenumber9ft: So this happened in the Europa League Final… threelisabeth let me tell you about Futbol ……………please do how often does this happen how often do they just………… kiss each other
sashayed: silvermoon424: poppypicklesticks: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: cosmicallycosmopolitan: billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro: james-winston: The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib
sashayed: like, no offense to other people, but the people who read this blog are the best people on the planet Omg love this.
sashayed:self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob
sashayed: self-care is reaching under your shirt and firmly gripping your own boob
sashayed: unicornlordart: Bill Nye looks like he’s about to drop the hottest album of 2015.
sashayed: muldez: mark hamill surprised adam scott on jimmy kimmel and its???? the cutest thing i’ve ever seen in my life???
sashayed: My coworker sent me this insane Gwyneth Paltrow jewelry ad this morning and it FUCKING H A U N T S me. SPOILERS, but I have so many questions. Is the husband just in space or is he dead? I mean, he’s dead. If you took away that jaunty French
sashayed: me: everything’s garbagemy cat: (touches me very very very gently on the arm with the softest paw)me: (on the verge of tears) ᶦ ᵇᵉᶫᶦᵉᵛᵉ ᶦᶰ ᵃ ᶫᵒᵛᶦᶰᵍ ᵍᵒᵈ
sashayed: me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
sashayed: sashayed: everyone has that one text post that you suddenly remember and weirdly bark-laugh in the shower
sashayed: donjuan-auxenfers: Carrie Fisher, drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra. ArsTechnica gets it
sashayed: sashayed: If your representative voted Yes on Trumpcare, there’s an upside: You still have a crucial, furious job to do. The most effective protest, and the one with the best optics, is the one you make physically: showing up at your shitbag
sashayed: xanaxmami: weloveshortvideos: have you ever seen two bunnies fight before? LMFAOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE See, this is a mess. Both of these players need to figure out their damn controls instead
sashayed:some days there’s really nothing you can say or do so here’s some important footage of my cat being gently floofled by the window fan
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sashayed: thearcflash: caseyanthonyofficial: If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out if the US wins the world cup it means the girls are playing
sashayed: This really works, though.
sashayed: lierdumoa: sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: lierdumoa: sashayed: sashayed: My name is Calfe& Im too youngto know yet what do with my Toung!So till my Mom say“Dont Do That!”Ill stick it outAnd lik this cat. My little Calfe,Im proud
sashayed: sashayed: sashayed: me in a dark forest hammering on the door of Nate Silver’s chicken-legged witch hut: WHERE ARE THE RESULTS Nate Silver, through a chink in the door: patience, traveler! even the East Coast polls are not yet closed.
sashayed: sashayed: xlivvielockex: Reposted from something I saw on Facebook “I just called the House Oversight Committee (202-225-5074) to support the call for a bipartisan review of Trump’s financials and apparent conflicts of interest. It took
sashayed: sashayed: i did an important art project today Design is available here! Just print out on 8.5x11″ paper, cut along the gray lines, paint the back of the paper with craft glue (i used Mod Podge) and wrap it around a plain glass pillar candle.
sashayed: sashayed: oh my god guess what we’re all big fans of Pennsylvania state senator Daylin Leach now
sashayed: sashayed: one time i heard a middle-aged lady on the bus say matter-of-factly into her phone, “If that’s what he thinks, he can suck my twat right out of my ass.” i still think about that all the time. this is……….incredible
sashayed: aspiringpolymath: sashayed: sashayed: i can’t believe a single tweet by lebron james restored my entire will to live nothing but respect for MY president Everybody go and follow LeBron on twitter. I want more people to follow him than
sashayed: sashayed: thearcflash: caseyanthonyofficial: If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out if the US wins the world cup it means the girls are playing
sashayed:sashayed: thearcflash: caseyanthonyofficial: If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out if the US wins the world cup it means the girls are playing
sashayed: aspiringpolymath: sashayed: sashayed: i can’t believe a single tweet by lebron james restored my entire will to live nothing but respect for MY president Everybody go and follow LeBron on twitter. I want more people to follow him than the
sashayed: sashayed: upallnightogetloki: theironlegion: spidyrman: tchill: tchalla hacks buckys phone location so he knows where he is if and when he wants to beat his ass he just gets bored and he’s like hmmmmmm bucky’s only two miles away
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sashayed: polytropia: sashayed: MY FRIEND MET AN ANGEL AT AU BON PAIN OMG it’s the mystery Au Bon Pain dog! This dog has been there the last three times I’ve walked past Au Bon Pain and I have SO MANY QUESTIONS. Reblog the ABP Mystery Dog Angel
