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twixnmix: Keith Haring as Santa Claus (1987) Photo by Marcus Leatherdale
keithkatsiv:santa claus won’t have to guess about this one
titytwochainz: My kids ain’t gonna believe in Santa Clause. I work all year to provide and some fat white man get the credit? Sound like slavery to me.
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
megachikorita: charmancler: rudolph the rednosed reindeer is a metaphor for homophobia after we use our gay powers to clear natural hazards we will be accepted by Santa Claus
andrewhussiesbosom: andrewhussiesbosom: imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
pikop-soft: supersexysweetsangel: addicktedvictor2: would you like to be my Santa Claus? please make a donation in my account and you will make me a very happy girl https://paypal.me/MeliHart wew
ozzmonism: cccxvi: nulliisecunda: textmesomethingdirty: Dear Santa Claus, I’ve been a very dirty boy and my mind and my dick have been spreading as much happiness as possible, just as I had promised you! So I wonder if you be kind enough to send
thedailywhat: Holiday Spirit of the Day Santa Claus hops on board the “Do You Even Lift”mad lib train!
the-snowflake-owl: kristakittyfish: he sees you when you’re sleeping Is that an invader Zim santa claus
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marshiiyg: ladyemilykaldwin: why does santa claus laugh like a snooty anime girl
always-and-forever-analbeads: raptorkind: iknowitsmad: i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome We’ve got one, too.
damianmcgintleman: fearpact: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice! 🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶
bergsbergcountysheriff:every christmas movie that’s like “no one believes in santa claus anymore! he’s gonna lose all his magic!!” is so so funny because the entire conflict hinges on the implication that kids’ presents do magically appear every
-creepy music in background- sanTA cLAus i.i..i.is cOmINg tooOoo town
byebyethinspo: note to self: if you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 seconds ok u got this
nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND
ozisarabbit: nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND I reblogged this last year, and
eggcup: dopern0se: This the new Santa Clause 🎅🏽 ps6 graphics
gorosvenjima: damianmcgintleman: fearpact: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice! 🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶 O NO
glumshoe:glumshoe:Question: is “ho ho ho” something that Santa Claus says, like a catchphrase? A slogan? Or is it a verbal tic that he compulsively makes between sentences? Or is it supposed to be his genuine laugh? if it IS his laugh then why does
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itsmysecretdesires: I had to get on Santa nice list some how so I did what I knew I was good at to convince him that be naughty wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
medicenmo: Naughty or nice?
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dutchster: spoiler alert: santa claus is coming to town
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dopern0se:This the new Santa Clause 🎅🏽
hilariousgifslol: Santa Claus going in for the dunk.. ..AND HE SLAMS IT HOME. More Hilarious Gifs
i-will-call-you-sir: I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory
i-will-call-you-sir: If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it’s gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus. ~Jack Handy
i-will-call-you-sir: Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] The line waiting to see Santa Claus stretched all the way back to Terre Haute. And I was at the end of it. A Christmas Story
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white man would be coming into my neighborhood after dark. Dick Gregory
simplewishes: Santa Claus is going to town
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: Calvin: Well. I’ve decided I do believe in Santa Claus, no matter how preposterous he sounds. Hobbes: What convinced you? Calvin: A simple risk analysis. I want presents. Lots of presents. Why risk not getting
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would
i-will-call-you-sir: Santa Claus: Now you go home and write “I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty” a hundred zillion times. And then maybe - just maybe, mind you - you’ll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning. Professor Hinkle:
the-history-of-fighting:He’s making a list, And checking it twice, Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town!
jakhammer90: teens-4-fap: https://teens-4-fap.tumblr.com HOLY SANTA CLAUS SHIT!!!😍😍😍
that-chick-lotus: Let me choke on your dick while you’re dressed as Santa Claus
“I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked
Today, I realized that Santa Claus is clearly a wizard using the Floo network and an extensive amount of house elves. Also possibly a levitation spell on a sleigh pulled by hippogriffs transfigured into reindeer. MLIM.
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