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“I once knew a madman who thought the end of the world had come. He was a painter—and engraver. I had a great fondness for him. I used to go and see him, in the asylum. I’d take him by the hand and drag him to the window. Look! There! All that

danielmcbatman: Sam Jackson, you are perfect.

samuel-lonetiger: Buonanotte 😴

Chronicles Of The Creative Aliens

i feel the exact same way when someone says “yolo” or “swag”

lol this is great

ok that is BOSS!!!

Say YOLO again.

i double dare you muthafucka say “happy new year” 1 more god damn time!!!

some ppl really need to take this word back to 2k12

so you understand what im saying? describe what marcellous wallace looks like

what? ~gunshot~ DOES. HE. LOOK. LIKE A BITCH?!?

Jules: “I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet.” Pumpkin: “Which one is it?” Jules: “It’s the one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker.’”

wattup. i blog n shit.

too many ppl taking their sweet ass time move it!!!

samuel-vimes: bakingcheesebuns: never ever ever ever ever ever e.v.e.r EVER ask a girl out as a dare or a boyor anybodybecause that’s shitty as fuck

samueles: I Love Florence

samuel-b-roberts: YUO SEE IVAN

samuel-alexander: tysolna: Calvin & Hobbes: The Live-action Movie. It’s just acting like a regular cat… That is a domestic tiger and I want it to be my friend!

samuel-alexander: passionforwolves: if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it. “Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!”

samuel-alexander: Here’s a picture of me smiling so you don’t think I’m moody all the time. *wolf-whistles*

samuel-alexander: waterforchocolate: therealkimiknox: sicilianbxtchwithlonghair: Damn …..damn Zamn. If I get tattoo sleeves and dress like this and look like this will boys like me?

samuel-alexander: thecatscactus: A Harley!! Oh man I miss my girls Fluffy!!

samuel-alexander: I have a problem with my arms. They’re sticks.My legs kind of balance it out, someone even called them toned once. They wobble these days though… samuelvasnormandy this is the closest you may get to a return butt post.

samuel-alexander: Today is (begrudgingly) a work from home day which means looking like this all day, not keeping calm and not being 21. Lots of being in bed because there’s actually nowhere else for me to prop up my laptop… Bigger bedroom soon!

samuel-alexander: “Str8 Actin M8” Do you or do you not have romantic/sexual relations with people of the same gender? Yes: Your definition of “Str8 Actin” is wrong. No: Awesome. Now, stop wrtin msgs lyk dis.

samuel-alexander: katara: why is this so funny YES

samuel-alexander: tombraider: Fanart: “TR” by dllover17 She’s too happy. “BRB GUYS JUST OF TO KILL PEOPLE AND SURVIVE AND GET PTSD LOL KAYTHANXBYE”

samuel-alexander: I keep seeing dead bees everywhere :( I like the bees, all fuzzy and chubby

samuel-alexander: OH GOD

samuel-alexander: Even though it’s super warm they choose to nap in a pile. Sometimes they look dead when they’re sleeping…

samuel-alexander: “Don’t pee on my DBS check!" There are many things you never expect to say until you have rat companionship.

samuel-alexander: Usually I rub Reginald against my beard because he’s so soft but he wouldn’t sit still, so today it’s Lazarus’ turn, he’s also so soft. Jeremiah already lost his baby fur :(

samuel-alexander: sorrygirlsisuckcock: http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/ I would like someone to dance with and do this with pls.

samuel-alexander: whilted: R U Mine? That’s a bit adorable.

samuel-alexander: sorrygirlsisuckcock: one of the best movies of all time…this and “mean girls” I prefer Easy A to Mean Girls.

samuel-alexander: screenadder: Ratties sharing ratty secrets Mine have left nibble marks in my glasses…

samuel-alexander: kasiaslupecka: Sailor Moon - Usagi and Luna. But instead using the original design I wanted to draw them in my style. Hope You like it! (Inspired by Sketch_Dailies, it was yesterday’s challenge) I don’t even like Sailor Moon,

samuel-alexander: Jel.

samuel-alexander: vvankinq: #NotAllDucks I died a little inside.

samuel-alexander: …And a summary of why I can’t open tumblr in work.

samuel-alexander: I’ve been away all weekend so here is a ticklish dog to make up for it.

samuel-alexander: thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning Yes, I like the other 10/10 list.

samuel-alexander: We have something in common.

samuel-alexander: “Is it so hard to believe that sympathy could be born from pain and suffering?" When the villain speaks words of wisdom… Happy people are the cruelest.

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