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samuel-alexander: Bringing doughnuts to work and being all, “sure, I’ll make them last as a treat throughout the day as I do more work.” Five minutes later…
samuel-alexander: captainplanetdesu: My new bookmark is badass NEED
samuel-alexander: I will never not reblog this angry cat.
samuel-alexander: Holy shit. Sweet babies
samuel-alexander: I’ve decided that porcupines are currently the most adorable thing ever. The noises they make, the way the get excited, the fact they look like cacti with legs, EVERYTHING! Teddy Bear has other videos on youtube, you should watch
samuel-alexander: hanabiskyy: brinconvenient: An owl on a towel. He looks so happy At first I thought it was just a fat owl.
samuel-alexander: infectedzombie: Okay, which film is this from? I need to watch it! I think it’s the film Mama, I’m not sure…
samuel-alexander: magical-ginger: I want to be that guy.
Shame I wasn’t wearing my jock, or you could’ve seen two holes for the price of one
samuel-alexander: Licking my sweaty forehead after getting in from work and playing in “The Rat Cave” (my duvet) has been a fun way to spend the evening. Jeremiah (silver) still refuses to socialise, Reginald is still a living teddy bear with a
samuel-alexander: Trying to watch tv when suddenly shoulder rats. Breaking up so many fights… Urgh.
samuel-alexander: sheshiepie: sdelabelle: pessimistic-wholock: I’m so turned on by these pictures. wow As long as the vashta nerada aren’t there I am happy Good lord…
samuel-alexander: That butt is everywhere, but this is a mash up of two songs I love. Oh, then I listened to more and there’s Phoenix too!
samuel-alexander: lovesgamesandanime: Actually this looks like he’s fucking that rock..what once has been seen cannot be unseen… Pound that rock.
samuel-alexander: I’m starting to get there with the hair and the beard.
samuel-alexander: So earlier this week I got mugged and stabbed in the arm, which kinda sucked but hey I’m alive. But alas, I have family and friends that are worred, probably more than me, so I made something with the help of some friends to cheer
samuel-alexander: thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning I’d actually spare you the breakfast,
samuel-alexander: This is my idea of dressing nice for work, an un-ironed shirt, just about brushed hair but hey, I twirled my moustache #Beard #dressedup #sleepy #me #Instabeard #coffee #instatash #shameless #instagay
samuel-alexander: I need to wear my #BILF hat more often. #beard #instabeard #me #beardy #beardhat #tash #moustache #tiredbeard #beardlove #beardlover #instagay #shameless
samuel-alexander: I have a civilised looking teacup though. #tea #teacup #business #scruffy #beard #instabeard #instabusiness #instagay #instacup #instaspam #instaeverything
samuel-alexander: Bestest #beard buddy (if I have treats in my hand) #bestfriend #pet #dog #instadog #instatash #beard #beardeddog #instabeard #woof #petsofinstagram #instapet #instapets #doggy
samuel-alexander: Shameless early #bed time #selfie. Now to watch loads of #horror #films in bed. #gay #shameless #beard #beardy #gaybeard #instagay #instabeard #beardedgentleman #gaysofinstagram #gayuk #beardsofinstagram #bear #otter #gaybear #gayotter
samuel-alexander: Personally, I quite like the rain. My hair is not a fan. #scruffy #rain #rainhair #iloverain #scruffyhair #scruffybeard #beard #beardy #beardedguy #beardedgentlemen #instabeard #beardsofinstagram #gaybeard #gay #instagay #otter #bear
samuel-alexander: Merry Mini Christmas! #hohoho #beard #beardedgentlemen #teambeard #beardlife #instabeard #gay #gaybeard #gayswithbeards #instagay
samuel-alexander: Yass #yass #fish #werq #beard #beardedgentleman #beardcrew #instabeard #guyswithbeards #gayswithbeards #gaysofinstagram #beardsofinstagram #instagay #ijustputinloadsoftagsforlikes
samuel-alexander: I just found realistic #Pikachu and #Raichu illustration and they’re ADORABLE! #pokemon #cute #raichuisthebestpokemon #illustration
samuel-alexander: Every 23 years, for 23 days, Super Totoro gets to walk among us. #didanyonespotthejeeperscreepersreference #totoro #ghibli #studioghibli #myneighbortotoro #supertotoro #gay #gaytotoro #beardedtotoro #instatotoro #ghiblover
samuel-alexander: I’m dying. regram @bigandmilky #deletebrowserhistory
samuel-alexander: See! Rats do like broccoli! “Today we eat healthy snacks, and get green bits all over the sofa daddy just cleaned. Daddy’s a fool.” #rats #broccoli #healthy #treat #snack #pets #petsofinstagram #petfood #pettreats #instarats
samuel-alexander: Today I bought a hat so I don’t have to steal my flatmate’s, then I pulled a funny face in it. Pretty good day. #hat #yesyouguessedit #itiscoming #areyoureadyforit #3 #2 #1 #gayhat #hatbeard #gaybeard #gaybeardhat #beardsinhats
samuel-alexander: My heart has melted. It is a puddle.
samuel-alexander: More from #runandfell. Soon to be available here: http://www.runandfell.com/ #fashion #alphaandomega #print #prints #beard #beardguy #instabeard #clothing #mensfashion
samuel-alexander: Tired now. #sleepy #puppy #didyouseemybeardthough #beard #instabeard #instapuppy #pupstagram
samuel-alexander: Just one more. Cant wait to have my own #puppy. #hewillbethebestpuppy #iwillinstagaytheshitoutofhim #butonlyinthegarden #poopsgointhegarden
samuel-alexander: I don’t sleep anymore, I just take selfies. Still loving my @bristlr tee though. #beard #beards #instabeard #beardstagram #beardsofinstagram #sleepybeard #neverwakeasleepingbeard #insomnibeard
samuel-alexander: My life.
samuel-alexander: That clean little face though. ❤
samuel-alexander: #PinotGrigioThursdays. I have no regrets. #ItsBinWeek #SaveTheBins #Wine #DrinkIt
superkawaiisenpaijeremy: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE??!! :Pfor the Marvel fangirls out there… and boys…don’t get too excited lol
samuel-alexander: Sometimes I love working from home. #NoPantsRequired #socialmediamarketing #stepintomyoffice #beard #instabeard #beardstagram #beardclub #teambeard #beardporn #instagay #justlikethephoto #gaystagram #beardsintheworkplace #workingbeard
samuel-alexander: Small. #little #kittens
samuel-alexander: #Void. Got my belly out and everything. #Yay #confidence #ItFinallyHappened
samuel-alexander: Can’t sleep tho. #birthday #nipslip #sideboob #sidebeard #boob #beard
samuel-alexander: Cornered. Photo by @richardglen70. #photography #blackandwhite #nekkid #beard #bearded #beardedmen #menwithbeards #beardy #hairy #strippedbeard #coldinhere
samuel-alexander: I DID IT!! It’s not very pretty yet but I’ve been trying to get the leg threading through the tiny gap part of this spin for ages!!! Now to make it look pretty and dismount more gracefully. @airbornemcr @poletasticmcr #airbornemcr
samuel-alexander: Good morning world. #butt #jelly #junk #trunk #wobble
samuel-alexander: But a white fringe doesn’t show on my pasty complexion… #fringe #fringefordays #needmorefringe #beard #beardy #bearded #beards #instabeard #instafringe #fringestagram #beardfringe #BRINGE! 😅
samuel-alexander: @joey_seph “Do you like your christmas present?” Me: #CowboyBebop #SpaceCowboy #LookAtAllThisRhythmIDontHave #ChristmasPants #Tank #Dank #SeeYouSoonSpaceCowboy
samuel-alexander: Did my first inverted spin, helicopter. That’ll be fun to try on a non-static pole, and when I’m not covered in sun cream… Style it out, finish with a floor flourish. I’ll get my legs parallel to the floor someday. And remember
samuel-alexander: #MoodyBears in their natural habitat.
samuel-alexander: Guess who’s on a train back from the university after finishing that degree at last? This guy. Is in need of tlc please.
samuel-alexander: Good morning. Today’s revelation: if I stand on the tip of my toes I can see my butt in this tiny mirror.
samuel-alexander: Part of my fabulous pole spin last night. Still very much a work in progress, need more momentum, a bigger circle around and POINT THOSE DAMN TOES!!!!!
samuel-alexander: Today I got turned into a #mermaid and I’m very happy about that. Check out my pal’s Facebook art page Facebook.com/phookastuff
samuel-alexander: “It was like a jet!“ #guineapigproblems
samuel-alexander: Do you ever wonder why I wear hats all the time?
samuel-alexander: #Bears what are moody. Did I mention I love my new @themoodybear pole shorts (okay, okay, swimming shorts)? ❤️ #beard #beards #beardy #bearded #beardedman #beardedmen #beardedgentleman #beardlife #beardlove #beardlover #beardporn
samuel-alexander: This! I hate seeing people say it’s better than the Pepsi ad. If anything the Pepsi ad was more tasteful… Just because people have their own opinion and believe strongly in them, it doesn’t mean they’re correct or that their
samuel-alexander: Who’s this hipster bish? #SaySomethingBeardDay
samuel-alexander: How’s your day going? #FreeThatNipple
