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NSFW Tumblr
find same on porn pin board
same clips
lucidnee: tbh
Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana
illkim: “These are the best years of your lives”
dulect:*wakes up*me: why the fuck did i do that?
freddyskrueger: When you get a card for your birthday When their is no money inside
meanplastic: heartless: imagine if we all went to school together
forcefields: really wanna go down on someone right now
mariowiki: WHEN YOU HIT THE LAST LAP IN MARIO KART AND THE MUSIC SPEEDS UP
constant surprises
*takes a deep breath* i just need some dick
arcaninetails: breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”
illkim: When you use your ID at the club for the first time
gnarly: its 2015 and im still addicted to tumblr
Your pokémon snapped out of its confusion!
unearly: if you want a girlfriend who will watch netflix with you all day, steal all your sweaters, eats all your junk food, and is slightly emotionally unstable lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE
stayfr-sh: Man, I am so fucking alone.
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
ernbarassing: i just need more friends so more people can reblog my selfies
vanillish: when you walk by a mirror
Imperfect Perfections Allow Existence
dulect: if you gave me to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
averypottermormon: animateglee: oomshi: the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book. I’M GONNA CRY
Anonymously Andy
rolyprexa: I’m horny, but that special kind of horny where I’m hard for just one person.An affection erection, if you will.
xxx tumblr
1500hp: i want a cute boy to let me hold his hand and his credit card
motsquivont: CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???
pygme-puff: veronicassmars: tumblr taught me so much about representation tho…. today i literally can’t watch a film without thinking “why is everyone so white” “why is everyone straight” “where are the women”
why did God make me an angry crier..... How am I to drag a binch if I can't stop sniffling
Followed by many, messaged by none.
Two Steps Forward. One Step Back.
herblesbians:some trends i am really down forbeing nice to people working in customer servicegirls in thigh-highsreceiving 踰,000pasta
Life Hack #842049
anthrocon1997: watching a movie with a straight romance feels exactly like when you cant skip an ad on youtube
hotelmario: I’m just a feel. Yes I’m only a feel. And I’m sitting here on No GF Hill
yoncevevo: *types in /tagged/me after ur url* “page not found”
megnesiums: i want someone to buy me things
hi
UGH! ✨
trust:mom can i move to sweden
shot-ofwhiskey: Waiting for attention from your boyfriend like…
astound: i need $$$$$ not feelings
You do you. I'll do me.
kaguramutsuki: me
highkey i just wanna get kissed
i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
feminist5h: girls dont want boys girls want nicky nichols back in litchfield
assgod: can’t hang with str8 men because I’m too clumsy to be around things as fragile as their masculinity
filmsinthedarkofdawn: things I do not care about: Piper Chapman’s storyline. things I do care about: literally every other storyline on this show.
2chained:*stands outside Harvard waiting for cute nerdy potential billionaires*
simonehaley:lana-bananun:“kylie jenner is 17 and just bought a 2.1 million dollar house what are you doing with your life?”going to school…working a minimum wage job…wondering if my mom is making white or yellow rice for dinner because i wasnt
africandad: whenever im trying to do anything
Just Kill Me Now... No One Cares
poetic: Really though.
