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fumbledeegrumble: lazypacific: i hate guys who judge breast-size. i mean, we can’t all be boobzilla. I am Boobzilla.
Dear Jay Z,
:Y
fumbledeegrumble: Get Out is such a fucked up moviein a good waylike, it’s saying a lot and as a white person it sliced into my comfort zone like a deer antler to the chestwhich, you know, GOOD. It did what Mr. Peele set out to do with it: it pushed
OH SHIT I'M A BLOG
thats-so-tim:If someone just wants to accidentally make out with my face that’d be totally cool tbh.
jarrodis: single, not sure how to mingle
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jackingoffinamorgue: everyone seems so certain about their future and they’re getting married and careers and popping children out and man i dont even know if i want to wake up tomorrow
shanellbklyn:Me as hell. Ask anybody I hate talking on the phone oh gawd it gives me anxiety lol.
skr0ala:sniffing:HOLY SHIT
holdthatcuplikealcohol:me as a parent
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friedchickenugget:walking out of the house and bumping into someone who turns out to be hot
kindofalone:everything is totally okay i just need to get hit by a car
lemongrabvevo: When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send
neutral:Just girly things!
Call Me Little Red
Those people on Tumblr you never talk to but you reblog each other so you assume you are friends.
@dogs that wag their tail so hard their butt shakes
chroniclesofpanem:i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
Share my Illusions
rick-owen: I only need the three C’s in life: • Cash • Cock • Clothes
#team average looking
femmewitchbabe:Me in my ideal state
aphrohdites: please
jmma-simmons: Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
mitten:♥
operattack:when someone near you unexpectedly mentions pokémon
I Know Who I Am
leninmeringuepie: hi i’m auditioning for the role of Edgar Allen Poe and i’ll be singing the opening of ‘That’s So Raven’
forshadowedchaos:Is anyone else really mild mannered usually but super violent minded? Like, someone can bump into me and I’m just like ‘oh it’s ok’ but in my head I’m like ‘if you touch me one more time I’m going to shove my foot so far
shewhohangsoutincemeteries: friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
fuckoffcats: you cant spell school without i want to stab myself
standardwhore:i hate when old people glare at me for no reason like fuck off barbara you ruined the economy
justnabingaround: when the wifi finally connects
hi
kinda wanna be his friend. kinda wanna suck his dick
Lost Myself in an Endless Goodnight
trahsy: kinda want to sit on his dick but kinda want to sit down and eat
gayemoji: horoscope: sometimes you be breathinme:me: okay but how did they know that?
hunnty: when you sleeping in class and you remember how much college costs
svtvan:*gives you a noticeable hickey on your neck to create problems in your household*
whetaver: if you have a dog chances are im already in love with you
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
gnarly:when you think you post something funny and nobody reblogs it
Two Steps Forward. One Step Back.
konorai:kurakos:learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
kurgy:me: *has an emotion*me:
Me as a cheerleader
