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continuants: raejin99: tinysaurus-rex: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she was having trouble
samhumphries: continuants: raejin99: tinysaurus-rex: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: I have a chicken named Noodle and she’s a bit under the weather and all she ever wants to do is cuddle. It’s past chicken bedtime and she
jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE
moonstruckaffection: jjtaylor: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: samandriel: my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S
samandriel: i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
samandriel: ftwin-chester: Me and my friends when we’re out This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
samandriel: I don’t know how other people handle spiders but…
samandriel: unamusedsloth: Day 77, no one suspects a thing. I was so focused on the one dog sitting patiently in the back that I didn’t even realize
samandriel: chaz-serir: God I just shared this video with Dad the other night and we kept giggling about it afterwards. What makes this really funny is that water is free in Scotland, so buying bottled water there really is considered a complete joke
samandriel: 10 Reasons Why 12 Year Olds Should Not Have Tumblr: They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12 years old They are 12
samandriel: sandkastledisko: kentmckellan: Sums up my relationship with pizza quite nicely Agreed Finally a photoset I can relate to
samandriel: covetxvx: a metaphor of my life best moment on television. ever.
samandriel: dumbledemort: What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films? Okay but Michael and Ralph
samandriel: At this point I’m so numb to snow that words like “blizzard” and “white-out” ”wind chill” “life-threatening” “severe” “warning” “advisory” “alert” “state of emergency” no longer phase me
samandriel: How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
samandriel: shavingryansprivates: when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time this is still my all time favorite gif
samandriel: i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”
samandriel: do you ever just google something really random out of curiosity and then you realize that if someone saw your internet history they’d think you’re a pregnant serial killer with a really rare disease
samandriel: beyonce-knowles-carter: Come not between a dragon and his wrath. Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t
samandriel:How to give your kids trust issues and anxiety brought to you by privacy invading mormon Dad
samandriel: appleberrybees: karuitiger: kattisnotkawaii: egbertcorn: heir-of-fudgesicles: ashtondrew: kootay: if you don’t know what movie this is from than you’re a muggle lord of the rings right That’s Hunger Games you ass but i thought
samandriel: supmarc0: supmarc0: peachesandpencils: this did not just happen OMG WHAT I just had to reblog this again nobody ever cares about what toothpaste I use
samandriel: seblaine: watch out guys obama is doing his job how dare he do what he was elected for
samandriel: i wish that there were miniature whales like 6 inch whales that you could put in a tank and own as a pet like wow guys look at my pet whale how great would that be
samandriel: If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
samandriel: Quote of the day.
samandriel: well-thats-ood: Ariel and Herc are technically cousins. #socially awkward gingers Yeah, that and: Ariel is the daughter of Triton, son of Poseidon, brother of Zeus, who is the father of Hercules. So yeah technically, they are literal
samandriel:i still think 2007 was 3 years ago
