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samael: vivzie-pop: This might be the last update for a little while, as I haven’t done much more animation on the next few scenes, but almost the entire intro is colored! (thanks Misha haha) So here is kinda how it’s looking so far! Thank you so
samael: sucysucyfivedolla: 360 no-scoped I just love how surprised the dog looks as the ferret spins out of existence
samael: bogleech: monsterman: Poltergeist (1982) That ridiculous spindly ghost is my favorite thing about this movie. I’m a fan of “guy removing face” and “weird tunnel of hell flesh”, myself I will see all the above and raise you:Boy-Eating
samael-mephisto-pheles: theraichujesus: annethecatdetective: This little girl is going places. Just don’t let her do a transmutation. Genius
samael: bogleech: reyofhouseskywalker: We don’t need a Frozen sequel, we need a sequel to The Princess and the Frog where Tiana and Naveen are human during the entire movie. There’s a ton of responses on this like “the whole point of the movie
samael: eggheadcreepybird: daji-ruhu: exposingonlineracists: I pretty much ignored the Boycott Star Wars VII ordeal because it sounded like a bunch of trolls and people giving them attention. Then I saw a couple people who actually think that this
samael: ignotus-alchemedia: the-greatest-potoo: lawfulgoodness: ignotus-alchemedia: khatoblepas: samael: thespectacularspider-girl: concentrated-sunshine: screencapthread: Why Tumblr shouldn’t play D&D. Originally posted by yourreactiongifs
samael: egalitarianqueen: danguy96: theswedishelf: slagartehfox: metal-socks: Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of
samael: florahart: sourcedumal: pardonmewhileipanic: ^^^^ exactly why it took me ages to be able to eat around people, and why even today i sometimes stuff myself when family isn’t in the room so i can avoid “the look” This is the most succinct
samael: cupidofchaos:penis-hilton:meOMG THAT THIRD TIME THOevery time I see this dog, I feel whole again
samael: ramblingferret: the-entire-furry-fandom: loss isn’t funny because it’s a joke about miscarriages or making fun of them, it’s funny because this dude who writes this whole comic about HAHA FUNNY VIDEOGAME GAMER JOKES in a 4-panel comic
samael: bogleech: badcharacterdesign: the skunks from open season are….something. oh god I instantly knew just by fucking looking at them that these characters were probably personified like “sassy” woc and I was right. god I just cannot believe
samael: secotm: It occurs to me that among the ‘new class’ of editorial cartoonists (and we need to set the parameters very wide to designate a ‘new’ grouping in this medium) there is a clear trend to verbosity and multiple panels and actually
samael: korota37: abigfatbug: andyouwillneverleave: nowhites: kfc tastes like the chickens was stressed tf out before they died. like you can taste the anxiety actually the chemicals do persist in the meat. i personaly hypothesis that thats why
samael: uglyfun: HOW TO FACT-CHECK ON TUMBLR A few notes: Do this for every informative/news-related post you want to reblog. The fewer reblogs a false report gets, the less it spreads. The best thing you can do for a false report is not reblog it at
samael: pastel-crow: discovergames: micdotcom: Mattel just debuted Game Developer Barbie — and sexist trolls lost their damn minds Mattel just introduced a game developer Barbie with the message, “You can be anything” — including a target
samael: ravenworks: girlwhorpsalot: I needed this. agh, fucking 9gag! This is from @boggletheowl ! when I first moved out of home and was no longer busy with school work but just… living and attempting semi-independence, I felt powerfully depressed
samael: pastel-crow: marsh-fellows: I broke Fallout Thats a feature borderlands 3
samael: free the angel from this large shouting satan
samael: sweetdreamshillary: oncemorewithapathy: zack-fair: easiest game of “spot the protagonist” ever. This is a card game anime isn’t it? Only card game anime has hair this stupid I really wanna see a protag-fakeout anime. Like, the opening
samael: agoodcartoon: practicing a little political correctness instead of the heavy-handed treatment of muslims france has fallen back on might help it excise homegrown terrorism before it metastasizes. a good cartoon. why has the latest thing been
samael: suncastingsorceress: Buddy do I have news for you. they wish it didn’t involve that, they are quite content
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samael: torisoulphoenix: thedailyshow: Hasan Minhaj on people who support Donald Trump despite his bigotry. Boom!!!!! If you voted for someone who used those things as a significant part of their platform of their campaign and you don’t think its
samael: crayondrawlings: tastefulcomics: I have never read a Tintin comic. Now I’m going to get flooded with all kinds of ‘Herge would never use blue speech bubbles’ ‘Snowy isn’t the dog’s real name’ ‘Captain Haddocks jumper is a more
samael: luigi-sex-kick: Im so, happy Thats good because previous studies have shown that, by default, bees are kind of pessimistic. There have been studies into bee feelings.
samael: liberalsarecool: Shorter GOP: death for sale GOP - Grave or Pay
samael: cascadiarch: samael: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dannyelling: writing-prompt-s: You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed. BADA BING BADA BOOM I’M
samael: athelind: impistry: nerdycapricornofdoom: little-dragneel: scam15o: zi0dyne: roar104: durkin62: sizvideos: Video If this shits cheap I’m buying 20 pounds of it and making cosplay armor. Pics of some finished shit? I remember this
samael: librarychair: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: zooophagous: callmebliss: agirlneedsgoals: krismichelle429: sciencefriday: techinsider: FARMBOT GENESIS: This robot is changing farming as we know it And the best part about this technology is
samael: absolutedream-undertaleart: Short little comic featuring Alphys who had just built MK mechanical arms. Why did MK go to Papyrus? Who wouldn’t? :D But also because at the end of the pacifist run, MK becomes Papyrus’ new fan, and I wanted
samael: khatoblepas: There they are, the two genders. only a cis deals in absolutes
samael: itsbish: laikaworld: “We cut a trough into the set, and we put a piece of rigging that goes under the set and into the mother’s stomach. It’s a little creepy, I know. But it allows us to slide her along the surface of the sand, and every
samael: hamfootsia: unfollower: peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence #i’ve made fun of babies for less Actually, its part of how they get used to object permanence. They think mummy and daddy
samael: a-rather-salty-doggo: I’m crYING Sardonyx powers of metatext are sorely underutilized
samael: undertalepositivityproject: Shoutout to @samael . You had to go through a lot of crap after helping to make this game come alive and yet you’re someone who deserves a lot more love than they get. You’re a genuinely nice person who spoke
samael: astralika: feminismandhappiness: cosmic-noir: chauvinistsushi: midnavidalia: soimpotent: prokopetz: A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain
samael: samael: jenniferrpovey: icyandthefrostbites: internallyexternallyeternally: the-ford-twin: ruby–wednesday: thecharge: ariaste: margotkim: This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance
samael: jewishomgcp: i want to talk about the word “jew” for a hot second, because i don’t think gentiles understand why some jewish people don’t like being called that. this year, cnn had a banner that said “Alt-right founder questions if
samael: primadonna-gavin: spoonspoonfork: alskylark: lizzymodblog: dizorthegnome: superpsyguy: In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands! In other words… There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!! Hold it! Wikipedia
samael: technicallity: do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀 I do and I am but for a second I read mutuals as “mutants” and thought this was going in a different
samael: zennistrad: butchcommunist: butchcommunist: Idk how it can be nearly controversial that white groups with guns and vague anticapitalist ideology are inherently vulnerable to fascist infiltration, that allowing conservatives in increases that
samael:me, constantly
samael: maxiesatanofficial: captainedbypalliddata: Wow who wouldn’t want to play Wolfenstein: Try To Reason With A Sixteen-Year-Old Holocaust Denier With A Pepe Icon you literally can fight violence with violence, are you kidding me? people have been
samael: nunvil: character: *is fat* writer: hmm… what to make their main trait, what to make their defining trait other writer: how about… they’re obsessed with food? writer: you’re a genius. here are my keys, go to my house and fuck my wife
samael: me, constantly
samael:kduskpaw:rittsrotts:kihuotter:awwww-cute:So this little guyTHEY’RE CALLED MARBLED POLECATS AND THEY’RE CUTEASFUCK IT ME KAF spotted hyenas got small
samael: magicaltophat: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” Nothing rouses my appetite like the wails of the damned.
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samael: magical-girl: officialscud: thief.. crumchy… this feels like a sequel to the lemon ferret
samael: sucysucyfivedolla: 360 no-scoped I just love how surprised the dog looks as the ferret spins out of existence Ferrets are just bad ass~ and I should know < |D
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