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fandom-inc: *mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA
warsquirtle: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
mydogsnokes: stealingyourpension: mydogsnokes: why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth because I don’t want salmonella…. then don’t eat salmon….
mintamenapie: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! Egg is mainly in cookie dough as a binder so milk or even mashed banana are great substitutes for nomming raw.
revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.
yourstruly-b: insertcreativeandwittyusername: So, today when cleaning the pool strainers my dad found seven baby turtles. Seven. I hope he washed his hands thoroughly after because Salmonella. But how cute!!
bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die
tokyopiink: bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die Right!!! 👆😂
whitegirlsaintshit: bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die and if i wanna eat a dick or two,
dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!
snorlaxatives: me: *eats cookie dough* some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
lunaaddictus: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”
corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw
curiousobsession101:walks-the-ages:curiousobsession101:absolutely-feral:starlightomatic:c3rvida3:The salmonella onion ban has informed me that about 50% of my mutuals had a nice soup planned that’s just RUINED now. sorry the what now?This is per
wartortles: Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
jaclcfrost: yes i take risks. cookie dough has raw eggs. cake batter has raw eggs. brownie batter has raw eggs. but do i give a frick? no. i eat them. they could have salmonella because of those raw eggs, but do i give a frick? no. i do not. i give like
catnippackets: revedas: babynatxo: dandelionpunx: Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go! omg Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE. it’s so dang delicious
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
axintvs: cat-prince: theshitneyspears: “is that you?”“……………….yah.” @axintvs ur bradly and i don’t want salmonella I am bradly because he went to see if he looked okay even through all the emotions
unfrighty: Salmonella
trendingly: cookie dough is 100% worth the risk of salmonella
kingantlion: smallest-feeblest-boggart: ego-ann-16: phantoms-lair: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: ankaa-avarshina: lorem64: I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken
purplelittlemermaid: spyderqueen: keab42: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 “And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw
